Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Published 2021-11-08

Phone Tap: Disabled Driveway

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We thought nobody hated the city more than Brooke... Until we found today's Phone Tap victim! We're only going to make things worse when we call to let her know there's a new ordinance going into effect….Her driveway has been selected to be reserved for disabled parking only!

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Published 2021-11-05

Phone Tap: Ping-Pong Mortgage

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Today's Phone Tap victim is purchasing his first home and only has 24 hours left to close on the deal... And to make things a little more stressful, we've put our own extremely distracted Jose in charge of his home loan!

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Published 2021-11-04

Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales

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Today's Phone Tap Victim is a woman who's trying to fill an open sales position... She needs someone who's experienced, assertive, and direct...That's why the perfect person for the job is calling her to interview... His name is Timid Benjamin.

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Published 2021-11-03

Phone Tap: Small Package Towing

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a guy who's car just got towed...Well, it didn't REALLY... But we're going to convince him it did when Jose calls from his tow yard cell phone to tell him to come get his car!

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Published 2021-11-02

Phone Tap: Ain't Nothin' But a Phone Ring

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Today's Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from a guy she met on a dating app... But Jeff beat him to it and is pretending to be him...hopefully she's still interested after this...

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Published 2021-11-01

Phone Tap: Restaurant Healer

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who had a less than satisfactory dining experience, and all he wants is a refund.... But instead, she's going to give him something better… Some perspective....namaste....

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Published 2021-10-29

Phone Tap: Clover Haunted House Refund

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It’s gonna take a lot more than a pesky haunted house to scare an ex-Special Forces soldier like “Clover.” That’s why he’s calling a popular haunted house and demanding a refund in your Phone Tap.

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Published 2021-10-28

Phone Tap: Trickle Down Trick or Treat

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It’s another Halloween Phone Tap! Today, we're calling a woman who is expecting a call from her new neighbor, but she's not expecting the weird favor Brooke is about to ask her to do on Halloween night...

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Published 2021-10-27

Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.

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Published 2021-10-26

Phone Tap: Big Rick's Haunted RV Park

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In your Halloween Phone Tap, we’re cancelling a guy’s reservation at a Haunted House but we’re offering him complimentary to our Haunted RV PARK instead! That’s just as fun, right?

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Published 2021-10-25

Phone Tap: Costume Rival

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Today's Phone Tap has a Halloween twist! We're calling a woman who's the reigning champ of her companies annual costume contest....Hopefully she's ready for some competition, because Brooke is set on TAKING HER DOWN.

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Published 2021-10-22

Phone Tap: Ankle Bracelet Mover

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who's had one too many bad furniture delivery experiences... That's why Jose is giving her a call to let her know her couch WILL be delivered... But he can only make it so far...

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Published 2021-10-21

Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin

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Today, Jeff is introducing a new Phone Tap character.... Timid Benjamin! He recently had a bad experience at a restaurant and he wants to complain about it... but will he be brave enough to do it?

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Published 2021-10-20

Phone Tap: Car CSI Guy

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who's been shopping for a used car.... He's about to meet new type of car salesman... One who vows to find the vehicular truth.... He goes by the name Car CSI Guy!

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Published 2021-10-19

Phone Tap: Drug Unawareness

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Today's Phone Tap victim is the vice principal of a school that has a Drug Awareness assembly coming up... He's getting a call from the guest speaker, Jose, who is really excited to talk about his experience with drugs!

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Published 2021-10-18

Phone Tap: 100 Percent Pigeon

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Brooke officially deserves an award for Most Condescending Phone Tap character after today's call! The woman on the phone just wants to know the status of her online order, but she's getting customer service agent Brooke instead.

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Published 2021-10-15

Phone Tap: Cool Boss Best Friend

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a boss who just took a long vacation.... A new employee was hired while he was away, and that employee is none other than Jose… And he has a few FAVORS to ask on his first day.

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Published 2021-10-14

Phone Tap: Roomba Customer Service Roulette

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The only thing wore than dealing with a bad customer service agent is dealing with THREE of them, and that's what happens in today's Phone Tap. Jose is introducing three different characters to a guy who just wants help with his broken Roomba.

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Published 2021-10-13

Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a caregiver that's about to start helping with a brand new family... Jeff wants to introduce himself and make sure she understands EXACTLY what his grandpa needs!

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Published 2021-10-12

Phone Tap: Did You Eat My Password

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Jeffrey is desperate to get in contact with today’s Phone Tap victim because he accidentally baked a piece of paper with his bitcoin wallet address into a cake that the guy ATE! Don’t you hate when that happens?

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Published 2021-10-11

Phone Tap: Donut Psychic

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Brooke is calling a woman and giving her a psychic reading in today’s Phone Tap. But instead of tea leaves, or tarot cards, she has a very unique source of her powers…

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Published 2021-10-08

Phone Tap: The One With the Friends Interview

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy to interview him for a very important position... Let's see if he can keep calm while being interviewed by the most inexperienced professional we could find.. Alexis!

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Published 2021-10-07

Phone Tap: Drug Test Mishap

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Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.

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Published 2021-10-06

Phone Tap: Cross Country Screw Job

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Today's Phone Tap victim just rented a place virtually, he's moving across the country into a place he's NEVER seen.. And now, he's about to find out somebody already kinda MOVED IN. Good thing our own Jose Boalnos is the apartment manager... Surely he'll make things right!

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Published 2021-10-05

Phone Tap: Workout Motivator

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We’re in the need of some fitness motivation and we’re gonna see if we can get a woman, who is at work in a busy office, to give us that special boost we need to work out!

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Published 2021-10-04

Phone Tap: Bike Detective

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a guy who just had his bike stolen... And it's his lucky day, because Jose is ready to put his amateur detective skills to the test and solve this mystery!

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Published 2021-10-01

Phone Tap: Punchy Pizza Promo

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling the manager of a pizza place that hasn't been doing well. Unfortunately for him, Jose is his supervisor...And he has a lot of ideas to get sales up.…not GOOD ideas... but A LOT of them...

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Published 2021-09-30

Phone Tap: Problematic Promo Codes

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Today's Phone Tap victim recently had a food delivery order she was unhappy with... She submitted an angry email and now WE are going to come back at her with the best way we know how... Extreme passive aggressiveness.

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Published 2021-09-29

Phone Tap: Squeakability

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Today's Phone Tap victim is about to find out she’s being moved to a new area of the office. It has nothing to do with her work, but because of something completely ridiculous that the ENTIRE office voted on.

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Published 2021-09-28

Phone Tap: Spice Up the Anniversary

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke calls a hotel front desk employee about her upcoming stay. Her anniversary night is coming up, and she has some special requests...She could barely get through this call without cracking!

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Published 2021-09-27

Phone Tap: Troubling Lunch Trend

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a manager with a message she needs to pass on to her entire department... No more bringing your own lunch! Someone has to be the bad guy and it's not going to be us.

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Published 2021-09-24

Phone Tap: Medical Rewards

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In today's Phone Tap, we're calling a woman who for years now, has REFUSED to go skiing with her boyfriend...But what if her DOCTOR recommends it? Let's see if she can still say no to the pressure Brooke puts on her!

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Published 2021-09-23

Phone Tap: Convicted Cleaning

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!

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Published 2021-09-22

Phone Tap: Don't Shoe Me Like This

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Jose is the known as the happiest person on our show... But today, he's channeling all his anger into this Phone Tap! He's calling a department store to file a complaint and he's DEMANDING answers.

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Published 2021-09-21

Phone Tap: Young Hair Don't Care

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You NEVER want to mess with a woman and her hair... And you never EVER want to mess with a woman's age... But in today's Phone Tap, Alexis is going to do both!

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Published 2021-09-20

Phone Tap: Numb Tongue

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who works at a local pharmacy. He's going to give him a problem he's NEVER had before...And not only is it made up, but how it happened is pretty strange...

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Published 2021-09-17

Phone Tap: Good News Trio

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We're making Phone Tap history today with Brooke, Jeffrey, AND Jose all in on a prank call! We've teamed up to surprise a woman on her birthday...And we have something very special planned for her.

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Published 2021-09-16

Phone Tap: Amazon Product Tester

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Today's Phone Tap victim just moved into a new home, but forgot to change her Amazon delivery address. She's about to find out Jose is living at her old place...And there's a 99.9% chance she's NOT going to get those packages back...

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Published 2021-09-15

Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue

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Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.

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Published 2021-09-14

Phone Tap: Hunk Watcher

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When Brooke tries to act "cool" it usually backfires... And in today's Phone Tap, she's bringing out her YOUNG and SEXY side... So we'll see how this goes!

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Published 2021-09-13

Phone Tap: Clover Murder Mystery

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Today's Phone Tap victim works at a murder mystery dinner theater and is getting a call from former black ops soldier, Clover.... And he's got an entirely different take on what should happen at Murder Mystery night...

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Published 2021-09-10

Phone Tap: Naked and Hungry

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose is calling a local diner...He's out of breathe and has no clothes on, but it's for a perfectly good reason. Let's see if they deliver his food or call the authorities!

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Published 2021-09-09

Phone Tap: Ancient Apple Support

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff poses as an elderly gentleman calling from Apple Support...Which is probably not the best career choice for a 98-year-old that doesn't understand technology, but he's going to try his best!

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Published 2021-09-08

Phone Tap: Rolando's Interrupting Maid

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We have a long list of women who’ve requested Jose’s Phone Tap character, Rolando, to ask their friend out on a date, and that's what he's doing today. Except he's not alone...There's some unwanted company in the background.

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Published 2021-09-07

Phone Tap: Substitute Hypnosis

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a teacher who's about to go on maternity leave... And while she's out, a substitute is taking over her class. She hasn't met him yet, but she's about to... And is going to discover one huge, troubling thing about them.

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Published 2021-09-03

Phone Tap: Garage Door Scam

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Today's Phone Tap victim is a miser with his money... He HATES spending it. Which might be a problem when Jose, his garage repairman, turns a MINOR issue with his garage door into a thousand dollar fix.

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Published 2021-09-02

Phone Tap PODCAST: A Historical Situation

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Today, Brooke calls a couple that just bought a new home. They got such a good deal on it they've been joking something must be wrong...But they might not be laughing after we tell them what new plans the city has for their property!

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Published 2021-09-01

Phone Tap: Retirement Home Revolt

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff calls a woman who's grandfather is at an assisted living facility. There's been some weird stuff going on there and her grandfather is to blame... Hopefully she can help us TAKE HIM DOWN.

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Published 2021-08-31

Phone Tap: Picky Eater

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Today, Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.

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Published 2021-08-30

Phone Tap: Ass Wine

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Jeffrey calls a grocery store manager asking for a wine recommendation....Did we mention he's a SNOBBY, DEMANDING wine drinker? He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him!

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