Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Published 2021-08-27

Phone Tap: Zoo Problems

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose calls a zoo employee desperate for help.... He LOST his phone at the zoo... And the GORILLA'S are using it!!

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Published 2021-08-26

Phone Tap: Musical Lawsuit

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeff is suing a store manager for his horrible taste in music playlists... His employees claim they're suffering from MUSICAL TORTURE!

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Published 2021-08-25

Phone Tap: Coffee Boss Wants Some Lovin'

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In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's getting flirty with a young stud who's been abusing the free wifi at a local coffee shop... She loves herself a BAD BOY!

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Published 2021-08-24

Phone Tap: Sky Hands

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Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!

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Published 2021-08-23

Phone Tap: Finley The Pharmacist

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Meet Jose's Phone Tap character....He comes from the Scottish Isles, his name is Finley and he’s hoping to help out… If you can understand him…

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Published 2021-08-20

In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re calling a mom worried about her son’s first time away at camp. There’s nothing to worry about though, this camp is simply a feeder program for an Amazon Warehouse. Hard work is fun!

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Published 2021-08-19

Phone Tap: Pest Control Flies Only

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In today's new Phone Tap, The guy we’re calling had hired an exterminator to take care of a rat problem, but we sent Jose instead… and he doesn’t deal with any pests bigger than a house fly.

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Published 2021-08-18

Phone Tap: Thurber Lemonade Empire

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Running a lemonade stand in a busy neighborhood is a tough gig… Especially when you’re up against the “Thurber Lemonade Empire.” In your new Phone Tap we’re drawing territory lines in the refreshment game.

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Published 2021-08-17

Phone Tap: Nature's Anus

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In today's new Phone Tap: we’re pranking a camp counselor by revealing some of the insanely bizarre dietary restrictions our son has while away at camp. Nobody better disrespect his dietary needs!

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Published 2021-08-16

Phone Tap: Counterfeit Collection Bill

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is dedicated church goer, so we’re gonna try and get under his skin and accuse him of leaving some counterfeit bills in the collection plate!

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Published 2021-08-13

Phone Tap: Full House Method

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We’re calling a mother who's nervous about her daughter's new daycare, and she's about to find out her concerns are 100% vaild! Brooke is running this daycare and is using her "Full House Method" for teaching!

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Published 2021-08-12

Phone Tap: School Fundraiser For Felons

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Today's Phone Tap victim recently made a generous donation to a school fundraiser...but what did the money really go towards? FELONS. While we're thankful, she might not be as thrilled...

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Published 2021-08-11

Phone Tap PODCAST: Medicinal Crack

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just got a new upstairs neighbor...Jose moved in! He's ready to call and introduce himself...And the whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.

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Published 2021-08-10

Phone Tap: Gender Reveal Oopsie

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to hear the results of her best friend’s baby’s gender reveal party, but before she could get the truth, Jeff called her with all the tantalizing details!

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Published 2021-08-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress

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In today's new Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.

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Published 2021-08-06

Phone Tap: Carnivorous Instagram

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Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!

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Published 2021-08-05

Phone Tap: Outdoor Bed

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Today's Phone Tap victim bought a new bed online and paid for someone to build it for him... The problem is he got Jeff for the job, and chances are it's not gonna end up looking like a bed... or be inside his house at all...

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Published 2021-08-04

Phone Tap: Are You Copying Me?

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The woman we’re pranking just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!

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Published 2021-08-03

Phone Tap: Housing Market Negotiation

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is house shopping and hasn’t had any luck… So, Brooke is gonna call him and pretend the be the owner of the house he wants and demand some eccentric items to help him close the deal…

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Published 2021-08-02

Phone Tap: Apple Alarm

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In today’s new Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!

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Published 2021-07-30

Phone Tap: Instant Best Man

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It's awkward when you don't remember someone but they know everything about you...Jose is taking it a step further by inviting a stranger to be the BEST MAN at his wedding... For old times' sake!

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Published 2021-07-29

Phone Tap: Driving School

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We called a mom who's on edge about her son's first day of driving lessons...Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!

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Published 2021-07-28

Phone Tap: Robot Doc

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Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… Jeff is posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…

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Published 2021-07-27

Phone Tap: FBI Raid Interview

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose is in the middle of a phone interview when some unwanted guests interrupt the call... Things quickly got OUT OF CONTROL!

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Published 2021-07-26

Phone Tap: General Anesthesia

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Jeffrey is getting his wisdom teeth removed but there's just one issue... Anesthesia DOESN'T work on him! He has something else in mind and can't wait to tell his orthodontist!

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Published 2021-07-23

Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma

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As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

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Published 2021-07-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Disney Plus Plus

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Jeff is offering today's Phone Tap victim a complimentary UPGRADE to a popular streaming service... It's after she agrees to it that he explains what she's REALLY getting....And she's suddenly not so thrilled....

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Published 2021-07-21

Phone Tap PODCAST: 30 Year Streaming Package

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Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and we’re gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.

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Published 2021-07-20

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dope Tikulitus Tours

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Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he's being completely upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”

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Published 2021-07-16

Phone Tap PODCAST: Rolando Massage

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Rolando is back for another Phone Tap! Today, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…

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Published 2021-07-15

Phone Tap PODCAST: Bank Candy

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Brooke is posing as a banker and calling a customer to accuse him of a heinous crime: stealing free candy! HOW DARE HE... He's about to pay the ultimate price.

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Published 2021-07-14

Phone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster

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Today’s Phone Tap victim simply needs a claims adjuster to handle her insurance paperwork, but she got Jose and his rusty, trusty typewriter instead!

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Published 2021-07-13

Phone Tap PODCAST: Car Apartment

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Today’s Phone Tap victim had their car stolen... But GOOD news: We found it! BAD news: Someone’s living in it! Sorry about that…

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Published 2021-07-12

Phone Tap PODCAST: Sand Sheriff

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Jose calls from the Parks Department DEMANDING answers about one woman's trip to the beach....Stealing sand from the beach is a CRIME and she is GUILTY!

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Published 2021-07-09

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dryflix Streaming Cleaners

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You’ve heard of subscription streaming services, but what about ‘subscription cleaning services?’ Today’s Phone Tap victim needs a suit laundered quick, but we have some money to collect first…

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Published 2021-07-08

Phone Tap PODCAST: Dial Up Customer Service

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Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants a refund on her food delivery order, but we’re gonna make her earn it, thanks to our trusty, dusty Dial-Up internet!

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Published 2021-07-07

Phone Tap PODCAST: Shy Bro Wants A Refund

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Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! Alexis wants a refund from a movie theater, but they don’t do refunds after you’ve seen the whole film… so, her shy-brother Jose is about to huff and puff and make sure it happens.

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Published 2021-07-06

Phone Tap PODCAST: Aquarium Birthday Helper

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Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH experience!

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Published 2021-07-02

Phone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz

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Jose was challenged by a listener to Phone Tap his girlfriend with only one piece of information...That she doesn't like VANILLA ice cream...And from that came the the Eastside Creamy Boyz!

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Published 2021-07-01

Phone Tap PODCAST: Goodwill

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her "help" is no longer wanted!

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Published 2021-06-30

Phone Tap PODCAST: Outrageous Cruise Winner

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In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum!

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Published 2021-06-29

Phone Tap PODCAST: RV Screw-Up

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks her husband rented an RV for a little road trip, but we have the job of telling her she’s been double booked, and now needs to pickup a strange family on the way!

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Published 2021-06-28

Phone Tap PODCAST: Stalker Girl

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Alexis is Phone Tapping a guy who got a little too drunk last night and doesn’t remember his evening. She’s here to fill in those gaps in his memory with all the details about how they fell in love!

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Published 2021-06-25

Phone Tap PODCAST: Chicken Wings

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We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.

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Published 2021-06-24

Phone Tap PODCAST: Candy Man The Public Defender

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What's a bigger nightmare than being caught with illegal substances?? Finding out Jose has been assigned as your Public Defender...Today's Phone Tap victim is in for a rough trial!

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Published 2021-06-23

Phone Tap PODCAST: CEO Charity Relief

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We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!

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Published 2021-06-22

Phone Tap PODCAST: Can You Find My Letter

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling the post office because he got drunk last night and mailed a letter that he shouldn’t have, and now he’ll do anything to get it back!

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Published 2021-06-21

Phone Tap PODCAST: Porta Potty Problems

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In today's Phone Tap, Jose ingested some substances and got himself locked in a Porta Potty and now he’s calling today’s Phone Tap victim to see if there’s any chance he can come and perform a rescue.

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Published 2021-06-18

Phone Tap PODCAST: Stairway Hookup

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security got him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR can call him, we’re gonna call him first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.

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Published 2021-06-17

Phone Tap PODCAST: Peter and Gobbs

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has a high school reunion coming up that he's DREADING, so Jose is gonna pose as a guy he knew back in elementary school and remind him of the OTHER reunion he's expected at.

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