Adam Carolla Show

Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about constantly being interviewed about Dr. Drew's successes. Alison then goes into the audience to take questions from the crowd, and Adam launches into a rant about lobsters. Bald Bryan also plays a song that triggers Adam's harshest breakup, and Adam talks about which actors run the worst in Hollywood.

Tonight's guest is comedian Lisa Ann Walter, who crosses her legs and reminds Adam of Dr. Drew's same girly habit. The group also discusses Dr. Drew's sex appeal, and Adam talks about snake wrangler who visited his house today. Adam and Lisa also exchange crazy animal stories about their dogs.

Before jumping into the news, The Tournament of Rosen winner is revealed. Adam talks with him about potential date ideas, and Lisa chimes in with some romantic advice. The guys also discuss Osama Bin Laden's pot plants, the origins of Cinco De Mayo, and the problems with cockfighting the US.

Also in the news is a guy who got stoned off of bath salts and murdered some baby goats, but Adam is more concerned about the comparative qualities of corn and baby corn. Adam imagines a conversation with St. Peter and talks about how he thinks he might go. Alison also gives an update on Lindsay Lohan, and Lisa recalls her experience working with her as a child actress. The show wraps with news of Mariah Carey's twins, and Adam talks about being the most p-whipped nation with the best military.

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At the top of the show, Adam welcomes Andy Dick back to the show Adam tells a story from the early days of the podcast, when Andy smoked a cigar and Donny kept it as a souvenir. Andy also talks about the past drama with Jon Lovitz, and brings everyone up to speed on his arrest several nights ago. Adam hears his side of the story, and also talks to him about his new football comedy, Division III.

Next up, Adam welcomes actress Sheryl Lee Ralph to the couch. The guys joke about whether or not they've met before, and Adam talks to her about her Tony nomination for the Broadway show, Dreamgirls. Adam also talks to her about getting the right representation in the biz, and Sheryl talks about writing her first book.

Adam jokingly relates to the struggles of being a black actress in Hollywood, and goes on a side jag about women's hair. Sheryl and Alison give Adam a hard time about not growing his own hair out, so he shows a family photo from his youth and takes everyone through the unsmiling faces. He also gives a PSA to parents who act depressed in front of their kids.

The guys then dive into the earlier career of Sheryl, and she talks about making it as an actress even though her mom wanted her to be a doctor or lawyer. The conversation then steers toward social issues, and the group discusses why a larger dialogue needs to take place about the education problem in this country. As the show wraps up, Adam calls Donny on the mic to discuss the horrible education they both received going through High School, even though Sheryl doesn't believe the stories.

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It's been a whole day since Adam saw a snake, so he's feeling pretty good. He talks with Alison and Bryan about why sitcoms fail, and compares running a studio to managing a football team. He also goes on a rant about focus groups, and wonders why we even need executives at all.

Into the news with Alison, there are people concerned that Osama Bin Laden's death is a conspiracy. Adam stands by his stance that waterboarding works, and says it's completely appropriate to celebrate when evil dies. Alison also mentions a teacher who wouldn't shave until Osama was found, and Adam jokes about his own silent-but-deadly protest. There's also a side jag about Pegasus poop, and Adam talks about Ron Jeremy getting fat while having an on-camera career.

Comedian Matt Walsh comes in next, and jokes with Adam about swimming in the Playboy grotto. The guys also talk about foam soap, and Adam complains about the magic eye dispensers in the bathroom that don't always work. Adam also talks with Matt about his experience in The Hangover, and the guys discuss the very revealing performance of Ken Jeong.

After a discussion about Matt's new film, Alison goes back into the news with the story of Andy Dick's arrest. Adam and Matt also act out how Adam trains his wife to answer the phone, and the guys talk about Anne Hathaway's overly enthusiastic attitude toward everything.

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Adam talks about killing yet another rattlesnake outside his house today. He tells the story of his dog Molly's run-in, and explains that since then, just in the last couple days, he's come across three more. He also rants about his kids' motorized cars, and talks with Larry Miller about the problems with catching and taming animals.

In the news, more details have been coming out about Osama Bin Laden's death. Alison talks about the compound he was found in, and the 'surgical raid' that went on inside. Adam talks about using your wife as a human shield, and also sends a message to all his pussy friends on the left who were concerned about creating terrorists by fighting back. Alison also reads off some of the conspiracy theories surrounding his death, and Adam makes fun of not-so-menacing movie lines.

Next up, Tom Arnold comes in studio and talks about his co-stars in the new film 'Brother's Justice'. Adam then recalls a story that Tom once told on the radio show about approaching the man who molested him as a kid, and Tom retells how the second encounter went down. The guys also talk about Tom's relationship with his mother, and Adam rants about women who voluntarily abandon their kids.

On a lighter note, Tom recalls a feud he got into with some of the Seinfeld cast after somebody parked in his parking spot. The guys wrap the show discussing their various celebrity sightings at Jimmy Kimmel's last party, and Adam talks with Tom about his sobriety.

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Adam opens the show discussing the 'odyssey' he had this weekend while traveling in the mid-west. He complains about locals not telling him the appropriate time to get to the airport, and how the theaters take all your money through their fees. Adam also rants about today's youth and people yelling in hotel hallways at 6am.

Adam welcomes both Kirk Morrison, and Dr. Bruce to the show next. Adam talks with Kirk about having to change his NFL number, and some of the owner-player conflicts currently plaguing the league. Kirk and Dr. Bruce also discuss the life expectancy of a football player, and talk about performance enhancing drugs.

As Dr. Bruce moves into his medical news segment, he brings up the death of Osama Bin Laden. Adam is still waiting to discuss the heroism involved because he's been burned too many times. The guys also debate what this will mean for airport security, and Adam wonders why Osama wasn't sold out much sooner than now.

Discussing more medical news, Dr. Bruce describes a particularly graphic medical condition, and reveals the unfortunate news that flushing the toilet with the lid open will aerate your feces. The guys then cut live to CNN, streaming in front of the White House, and Adam predicts someone on the left will soon be on-air complaining about all the cheering in the US. Alison then wraps the show with news about the Royal Wedding, and the NATO airstrike that killed some of Gaddafi's family.

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Phil Rosenthal speaks to Adam about his love of Adam's audiobook. Adam exchanges the love fest, and shares his enthusiasm for Phil's latest project, 'Exporting Raymond.' The documentary follows Phil as he brings the successful series 'Everybody Loves Raymond' to a Russian audience, and tries to deal with execs who have no idea what is or isn't funny.

Of course Adam relates to dealing with unhelpful studio notes, and shares his own thoughts on the difference between a show that's 'nice' versus 'funny'. The guys also discuss the importance of actually caring about the characters you're investing in, and why it's better to be real instead of broad. Phil gives Adam advice to make the show he wants, regardless of notes, since it's likely they'll cancel it anyway.

Moving on, Adam asks Phil about the movie screenings that he does at his house, and Phil explains that the tradition goes back to his high school days, having friends over to watch HBO movies on TV. Adam tells a particularly embarrassing story from when he had to leave one of Phil's screenings early, and Phil encourages Adam's self esteem.

Toward the end of the podcast, the guys talk about the benefits to being nice as you make your way through the industry. Adam also talks about watching Pixar films with the kids, and jokes about his nanny interpreting the lyrics to La Cucaracha. As the show wraps up, things come full circle to making sitcoms, and Phil says you have to pick your battles. Adam thanks Phil for his time, and looks forward to the next movie night.

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Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show talking about his eclectic morning of radio shows, podcasts, videos, and helping his wife with the car. Greg Fitzsimmons joins, and Alison starts in the audience taking questions from the crowd. Adam talks about getting high with Joe Rogan, and gives advice on getting laid in the Valley.

Adam and Greg then jump into an improv, playing out realistic stripper names. Adam and Bald Bryan also debate the merits of Monopoly, and Adam reflects on some of his favorite podcast interviews.

Before jumping into the news, Alison announces a new series of Carolla videos on Huffington Post, and gives an update on the Tournament of Rosen. The guys discuss both the release of Obama's birth certificate, and also Donald Trump's 'interview with himself' about his impact on the day's events. Alison also reads a story about a dead body misplaced on an airplane, which sends Adam into a huge rant about his Alaska Airlines woes.

In the last part of the show, Alison reveals the inventor of the teleprompter dies, and talks about the 10 Most Stressful Jobs. Adam and Greg discuss working over a hot grill at a fast food fryer, and wonder how stressful it really is to be a real estate agent.

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Adam starts out by apologizing to Bald Bryan for missing his Film Vault recording earlier today. The guys still chat about 80s Action Movies anyway, and Adam explains he's helping out extra around the house since his nanny Olga is out of town. Adam also goes on another rant against the LAPD, and demands that we have competent representation in our government. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam makes fun of the way Larry Miller is dressed today, and goes into a complaint he has from the weekend. Adam then tells a couple stories when he and Lynette interacted with some dick LAPD officers, and wonders why he's the only person unafraid to speak up about the way they treat their citizens.

Moving into the news with Alison, Donald Trump and Robert DeNiro have gotten into a war of words. Adam expresses his own thoughts on DeNiro's intelligence, and also hears about Charlie Sheen and Bree Olson's split. The news wraps with a conversation about Flava Flav's business woes.

David Koechner joins to help Larry Miller out with the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. But first, the guys talk about the webseries they once worked on about Hollywood Bald Guys. They also chat about getting mistaken for one another, and talk with Adam about ESPN's 30 for 30 series. The show wraps with a conversation about The Rock's appearance in the latest Fast and Furious film.

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Adam is ready to rant, right from the top of the show. He's doing some work for Dancing with the Stars again, and can't understand how many times he has to have the same conversation with the same people. Adam and Dr. Drew also discuss how being from the 70s makes you like older cars, older architecture, and older pornos. There's also an extended conversation about Evel Knievel and Candy Loving.

Adam has Dr. Drew count off all the different shows that Dr. Drew is involved in right now, and Dr. Drew also talks about his kids performing in Beauty and the Beast for school. Adam talks to Dr. Drew about his kids' self esteem, and how you have to earn it, as well as respect. They bring in some cultural elements as well-how different races react to earning respect-and Adam says he will convince his kids that they are not blessed or lucky.

During a break, Donny came in to talk to Dr. Drew about his posture for the Ustream feed, and now Adam gives him a hard time for slouching. The guys reflect what they would do in their Loveline days when producers would give them notes, and rant about horrible decisions being made all around them.

Adam and Dr. Drew then jump to the phones and talk to a guy trying to get his wife to do anal again, even though it hurt her the first time. The guys also talk about Charlie Sheen's stage career, and give their thoughts on online dating. The last caller is concerned about his ability to have children as he grows older, and Adam wraps the show debating with Dr. Drew about whether or not gay couples really can raise their kids the same way straight couples can.

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Adam apologizes for showing up a bit late tonight, and rants about the parking situation at Universal Citywalk. He also rants about flying into LaGuardia airport, and talks about the shitty in-flight movie he was forced to watch.

Mike O'Malley then comes out, and talks about the success of the TV series Glee. Mike has been portraying a father with a gay son, and Adam details some 'interesting homophobic thoughts' about potentially having a gay son. The guys also talk about the recent comments Kobe Bryant made, and Mike passionately speaks out against gay violence. Adam and Bald Bryan also trade stories about awkward radio calls they've dealt with.

Alison jumps into the news with a story about a fight that broke out and injured people outside of a McDonalds. Adam and Mike both worked for the franchise, and Adam talks about getting into a fight himself before someone could humiliate him while he worked there. Adam also details another fight he was in, and revels in Ray's retaliation months later.

The guys also talk about the latest news in peanut banning, Donald Trump politics, and the validity of Obama's birth certificate. Adam then considers a Nanny-exchange program, and offers his thoughts on advancements on toilet seats. The show wraps with Adam's Mangria story, and Alison reads a segment from her fake pregnancy memoir.

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Adam just returned from one of his fastest trips ever: a red eye to NY to record a segment for his upcoming show on the Speed Channel, then back to LA the same evening. He talks a bit about the experience, and also thanks everyone for supporting his audio book. So much support, in fact, that Adam is going back and recording more material. He goes on a huge rant about trying to negotiate the deal with his publishers, and tries to rationalize why he has to tell everyone how to do their jobs properly.

Adam also talks about the official release of Josh Gardner's album, Mr. Stinkfinger. Adam discusses how hilarious Josh is, and laughs at a few sample tracks. Be sure to get the album on iTunes, out now.

In the news today, Charles Manson has spoken up about his views on Global Warming (Alison agrees with him). Also in the news, Tyler Perry and Spike Lee are in the midst of a war of words, and Adam wants to know why Oprah keeps supporting Perry. The guys also discuss an intricate prom dress made out of candy wrappers, and the show ends with the news of a mailman who defecated on someone else's lawn.

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Adam opens the show discussing Morgan Spurlock's latest documentary: Pom Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Made. The movie is all about advertising and product placement, and Adam agrees that it's distracting when you see a movie with a fake cereal or university name. The guys also talk about other documentaries that made them laugh, including Overnight and The Kid Stays in the Picture.

Adam talks to Morgan a bit more about his career, and the past 7 years since Super Size Me was released. Morgan discusses the inspiration for the doc, and the fast-tracked way in which they got the film to Sundance. They then jump back even earlier in Morgan's career, and talk about working for free and pitching your ass off all for the small chance that you might get your break.

Adam and Morgan then discuss another project that Morgan is working on with Will Arnett and Jason Bateman about Male Grooming. The guys also talk about some of their favorite films, and go on a side jag about boring nature documentaries. The show wraps up with Adam and Morgan jumping onto the phone lines. They take calls about where Osama Bin Laden may be, when advertising crosses the line, and why certain companies resisted being in Morgan's doc.

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Adam talks about this past weekend, where he attended a party for Howard Stern at Jimmy Kimmel's house. Adam talks about all the famous people he got the meet, and some of the quality conversations he had with stars like Ashton Kutcher, Emily Blunt and George Clooney. He also talks about taking his son out for lunch at Carney's, and spending the afternoon at Jay Leno's car warehouse.

Natasha Leggero comes in studio next, and Adam grills her on her relationship status. They talk about why it's crazy to get married in today's age, and Adam tries to offer some reasons why you might consider it. They also talk about Natasha's parents and brother, and Adam goes on a jag about why most comedians become comedians. Alison and Natasha talk about having their folks on Twitter, and Adam and Bryan discuss Adam's parent's indifference to his career.

Moving into the news, Alison first reports a story about a Tea Party activist who's resigning after sending around a racist pic. They also talk about a baseball fan's tax debacle after winning a bunch of coupons, and the origins of the disease that plagued the Playboy Mansion. In sadder news, the guys discuss the passing of the world's oldest man, and a public suicide during an open mic night. The show wraps up with Adam talking about almost accidentally bringing a huge blade onto an airplane.

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Adam just got back from an event in Vegas, and has much to say about the shitty airline food. Alison also asks Adam to list his order of preference of mixed nuts, and talks about her appearance alongside Bald Bryan on the Doug Loves Movies podcast. They then jump into the news, with a report that Sasha Grey has retired from the porn industry. Adam and the gang also dissect a tampon commercial Adam saw the other day.

Comedian Amy Schumer joins the studio next, and Adam talks to her about digitally releasing a comedy album as opposed to all the plastic and manufacturing. The guys also share a thought about Tim Allen, and Amy gets a little personal with her love life. Adam then talks to her about Curb Your Enthusiasm, and calls the group out for not backing up his point.

Next up is a round of Hobo Power, where the guys take your calls for your worst stink stories. Alison questions a guy living on a Dairy Farm, and Amy tells a stink story of her own. Adam then finds out more about Amy's family and past, and she and Alison reflect on their 'ho days.'

Amy then discusses the impact of her performance on Last Comic Standing, and Alison jumps back to the news. First they talk about students being temporarily banned for wearing 'I Heart Boobies' Breast Cancer Awareness bracelets, then they talk about the sad decline of Soap Operas. The show wraps with a discussion of when's an appropriate time to hold your lady's hair back and when it was cool to wear half-shirts.

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Adam talks about leaving a meeting this morning and being flipped off by another driver. His reaction may surprise you. He also talks about a run-in with TMZ, and goes on a rant about how they're able to legally see which celebrities are on which flights, and ultimately profit off them without permission.

Alison then reads a chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir, and talks about an evening she had at the Carolla house eating dinner. Adam gives her a hard time for taking home her leftovers, and Alison reflects on watching Adam wrestle with the kids.

Tonight's guest is owner of the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Jon Lovitz himself. The guys go on a jag about cameras adding weight, and looking shitty in photographs. Alison then jumps into the news, with a story about a human sample finally being donated to Iceland's Penis Museum. Also in adult news, a patron visiting an adult bookstore was mysteriously set on fire. Later they discuss a blind dog with its own seeing eye dog.

Adam then goes on a rant about french fries, and talks with Mike August about bringing hazelnut coffee to a meeting. Still on the topic of food, Adam complains about stuffed crust pizza, and talks about Jimmy Kimmel's obession with pizza ovens. Jimmy's having a pizza party this weekend with a celebrity chef, and August is not invited. The show wraps up with a story about the Verizon Guy, and a fast paced round of Totally Topical Tivo Trivia.

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At the top of the show, Adam talks to Demetri about unfunny cartoons, and explains what it really means to be a 'humorist.' Tbe guys also talk about performance artists, and talk about how Demetri is about to play a show where Adam just finished performing. Demetri talks about aggressive homeless people, and Adam talks about how grateful he is to not have to do manual labor for a living anymore.

Demetri then asks Adam about his history with Jimmy Kimmel and how long they've known each other. The guys talk about seeing celebrities in LA coffee shops, and Adam tells a story about Norm MacDonald and his best friend. Later, Adam discusses the film Grown Ups, and his fascination with rich people who do shitty work.

Toward the end of the show, the guys break down the different types of comedians, and Demetri suggests that he has an edge, even if his stage show isn't about banging hookers. Adam goes on a rant about annoying cell phone rings, and talks to Demetri about supplying drawings and book plates for people who pre-order their books. The show wraps with Adam complaining about Bob Dylan's recent Grammy performance.

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Adam welcomes Jesse Ventura to the show, and Jesse praises Adam for his work on The Man Show. The guys talk about the origins of the show, and of course the girls on trampolines. Jesse also talks about his latest book, '63 Documents Your Government Doesn't Want You To Read,' and has a passionate conversation with Adam about our political system and international relationships.

The guys also talk about Jesse's experience as a Navy SEAL, working as part of the Underwater Demolition Unit. Jess talks about the intense training process, and some of his experiences in Vietnam, including something he calls 'Dupont fishing'. The guys also chat about their kids, and how to give them 'that grit'.

Adam and Jesse talk about various forms of torture, including sleep deprivation and water boarding. Jesse explains what the process is like from a first-hand experience, and talks to Adam about whether or not torture is an effective method to getting accurate information. It leads to a larger discussion about government conspiracies and the actions of post 9/11 America. Adam then wraps the show talking to Jesse about the daily routine of Vietnam, and the documents Jesse has brought to light in his new book.

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Adam opens the show talking about chicks that shed their hair. Mike Lynch is filling in for Bald Bryan, and Adam calls in special guest Joe Rogan right away. The guys talk about their shared thoughts about each other from earlier in the day, and talk about the intimacy of recording podcasts. They also discuss the differences between telling jokes and sharing ideas, and discuss the pros and cons of working on lots of small projects instead of just one big one.



Alison tells a story about going to a Chinese restaurant and being served a duck that still had its head. It gets the group discussing hunting, and some of the controversial animal population control issues that plague certain parts of the world. The guys also talk about a Chicago school banning kids from bringing their lunches from home, and discuss the 'inevitability of a sedentary life style.'



Adam and Joe then talk about some of the great shows they've had in Portland, and Joe convinces Adam to try touring in Canada. The guys also discuss some of the problems with living in LA, and Adam goes on a rant about the condition of our school systems and his favorite Los Angeles mayor.



Later, the conversation morphs into a discussion about international cultural differences. Adam and Joe talk about visiting Tijuana when they were kids, and how the city is so different now. They also talk about post-tsunami Japan, and are amazed at the politeness of everyone as they wait for emergency supplies. Bringing everything back to Los Angeles, Adam talks about the type of society that is ideal, and explains that we either need to get back to our roots or abandon the city. The show wraps with a conversation about the Fleshlight.





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Adam thanks the crowd for coming out to the Irvine Improv early on a Sunday evening. He talks about a haircut he got at a Mexican barbershop, and alludes to a fight he got into with his wife Lynette earlier in the day. He calls special guest Greg Fitzsimmons on stage for his thoughts on their argument about where the car keys were last placed. Alison tries to offer her thoughts from a female perspective, and Greg talks about a fight he had with his wife as well.



Adam asks Alison to jump into the news to get him out of his funk. To cheer him up, she reads a story about a clown pedophile. After deciding that clowns have most certainly caused more harm than good, he talks about his own experiences auditioning to be a 'party pal.' Alison also discusses Taco Bell's announcement that they're making Dorito taco shells, and Adam rants about Mexican food.



Greg introduces a segment where he confesses an actual sin to Adam, and asks for Adam to give a legitimate penance. Adam then finishes the show with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where he offers his thoughts on the Toyota Grand Prix, beer bottles, and why he'll be using the twins as a buffer between him and the wife.





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Streaming live for the first time from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show complaining about being stuck under a speaker during his lunch, and ranting about shitty Phil Collins music. Alison also talks to Adam about a cut on his finger, and Adam tells a story about trying to help his kids open their toys.



In the news, the escaped Bronx zoo cobra has been found, and given a new name. The guys laugh about the snake's apparent ability to tweet, and also discuss the discovery of the skeletal remains of the first gay caveman. Later, the guys go on a side jag about salad shooters, and Alison also tries out a joke from her old standup days.



Also in the news, the latest body modification trend is 'elfin ears.' The guys also talk about the two new Jersey Shore spinoffs, and talk about a guy arrested for jogging down the side of the freeway naked. It reminds Adam about streaking as a kid, and driving back from the beach totally naked and in a car full of male friends.



Chris Titus joins the show next, and can't understand how Adam is able to justify his naked driving story. The guys talk about getting drunk and drawing dicks on guys' faces, and other reckless behavior from when they were kids. Titus also talks about the charity he's performing for, and he and Adam relate to trying material out on the picky segment producers for late night TV.



In the last part of the show, Alison returns to the news with yet another naked man story, this time from Florida. Adam makes a case for his attack crows, and the guys talk about an Austrian pastry shop specializing in Nazi cakes. The final news story has to do with sex offenders, and Adam and Chris make fun of To Catch a Predator.

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Adam talks about an email he received from Michael Biehn with a backhanded compliment, followed by a second panicked email. Bald Bryan thinks people confuse Adam's indifference with anger, and the guys talk about Adam's grunting and various interactions with his employees.



Today's top news story involves a bald eagle that was shot and beheaded, and Adam discusses the strange social rules we have about which animals we're allowed to kill. Alison also talks about the search for the bones of the real Mona Lisa, and updates everyone on the Miley Cyrus sex doll scandal. Adam also hears about Glen Beck no longer being on FOX News, and the interesting scent of Bacon cologne.



After a quick break, Adam talks about a performance he had in Pennsylvania where August gave the club announcer an extremely long bio, only to have the guy read the whole thing verbatim. Adam also rants about why you should never order Meat Lover's Pizza in the middle of the country.



In the last section of the show, the guys jump to the phone lines to dole out some relationship advice. The first caller wants his girl to lose weight, and the group improvises a hilarious conversation between a doctor and patient. Another caller is still getting shit for a lie she told years ago, and when another caller says her boyfriend is cheating on her, Adam gives advice in such a way that Alison thinks it may have done more harm than good. The show wraps with Adam talking about his upcoming audiobook, and giving advice to a caller about an ex-girlfriend who won't leave him alone.

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At the top of the show, Adam gives everyone an update on the Guinness situation, then has Alison go straight into the news. She talks about Kirstie Allie's elimination from Dancing with the Stars, and how her dance partner tried to overcompensate. Adam also talks about wrestling with his kids and their friends, even though his knee is still messed up.



Also in the news is the Motley Crue frontman charged with 'poking,' and the CEO of Go Daddy in trouble for going elephant hunting. They also discuss Charlie Sheen's attempts to trademark his catchphrases, and the audience responses to his live performances. Alison then mentions the Miley Cyrus sex doll, and the guys dissect the details of the item's Amazon page.



After Alison reads another segment of her addiction memoir, Adam calls in Adam DeVine and Blake Anderson of the new Comedy Central series, 'Workaholics.' The guys talk about how they went from being an unknown internet sketch group to getting their own TV series, and Adam talks to them about the ridiculous conversations had about what can and can't be said on the air. Adam also complains about Mike August's cell phone.



In the last segment of the show, Alison returns to the news. The group discusses Flava Flav's chicken restaurant bouncing employee checks, and also the sale of the Kate Winslet sketch from the film 'Titanic'. In other film news, a new Bill & Ted movie is on the horizon, and it reminds Adam of his new lifetime pass at Arclight theaters. Wrapping things up, Adam complains about hot chicks who screw up their hairdos, and the guys watch a disgusting clip from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.



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Adam opens the show with a long rant about airport bars not opening up early enough for him to grab a drink before his flight. Larry Miller is also in studio and talks with Adam about the types of people who are lenient with the rules, and the people who give you a hard time for no discernable reason. Adam also talks about driving his son around without a car seat, and getting caught in the parking lot by an overly curious little girl.



Before jumping into the Tournament of Rosen, Alison discusses the controversy that surrounded her announcement that she 'dated off bracket' over the weekend. Adam then pulls up each of the Final Four contestants on the line, and gets to know them by their favorite foods and jokes. Alison makes her choices, and Adam listens to a Dick Banks parody song.



Today's guest is author Rosa Blasi, who wrote a memoir about dating a string of professional athletes. She talks about her early days in high school and when she got her first athlete crush, and the group quickly discusses how difficult it is to cheat in this era of twitter and text messages. Rosa also tells some personal stories from her dating life, and the group debates why guys cheat in the first place.



Alison then reads the news for the first time in a while. The guys talk about a plane that had to descend after a hole was torn into the top, and they also discuss the congressman who received a bloody pig's foot in response to his investigation of Muslim radicals. The show wraps with a viewing of a Jeopardy clip where Adam was part of the answer, and Adam rants about iPhone face time and getting his kids gifts on the road.



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Adam and Dana open the show discussing late night TV ads that are geared to people who clearly don't have jobs. Adam recalls watching these sorts of commercials back when he was bored at home with nothing to do during school hours. The guys also discuss why anyone would want to participate in a $1.89 shrimp buffet, and why comedians shouldn't sell their CDs at the door.



Dana talks about the experience of watching George Carlin on stage, and the guys talk about sticking around after live shows and not having enough time to take all the pictures that people want. There's also a long discussion about the newest breed of empowered pain in the asses: shitfaced 40-year-old women.



After Dana talks about seeing a Tom Waits show, it reminds Adam of an experience he had with John Waite, an English rocker who got drunk and seriously started to get on Adam's nerves. The guys then discuss stupid arguments they have with their wives, and question whether or not people can be moral simply for their own rewards.



The show wraps with Adam and Dana talking about offending audience members when performing raunchy material, and the guys mix things up and play out an imagined conversation between Huell Howser and Clint Eastwood.





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Adam welcomes rock legend Sammy Hagar to the show, and talks with him about his new book, 'Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock.' Sammy says he has trouble reading the book because of some of the dirt that gets revealed. Adam talks to him about Eddie Van Halen, and how their relationship changed over time. Sammy also talks about the experience of the band's 2004 Reunion Tour, and discusses the impact of alcohol on performing.



Adam and Sammy speak a bit more about live performances, and Adam complains about having to perform three times in one night but still having to make each show seem as good as the first. They also talk about Cabo Wabo tequila, and how the sale of the company has led to Sammy being able to make music his hobby instead of trying to make a living off it.



Adam asks Sammy to discuss the origins of his nickname, 'The Red Rocker,' and talks to him about his early days growing up in Fontana with a boxer for a father. They then talk about what inspired him to play music, and take us through how he made it to Van Halen, and how he still continues to work on exciting music projects like Chickenfoot. Wrapping things up, Sammy says that under the right circumstances he'd gladly be with Van Halen again, if only they could get along better.





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Adam and Greg Fitzsimmons both complain right from the top about how difficult it is to sell show tickets in LA. Adam compliments Greg on his confidence, and the guys talk about people who refuse to listen to other people's suggestions. They also discuss back-up dancers and boob glitter, and Adam describes people who act like they don't want to be noticed, even though they secretly do.



Greg begins to tell a story about flirting on an airplane and then having to use the bathroom just before she does. He and Adam give advice on setting up the proper decoys, and Greg talks about the taboo way he likes to relax on the flight. Later, the guys talk about the importance of switching things up in the bedroom and 'amusing yourself sexually.'



In the last part of the show, Adam talks to Greg about his book, 'Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons,' which contains a collection of all the letters Greg's mom would receive from when Greg would get in trouble. Adam also discusses the problems with wine snobs, and talks about his trip to Napa wine country. As the show comes to a close, the guys take a couple listener calls, and Adam talks a little about what his next book will be about.





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Adam teases Bald Bryan for his man-crush on tonight's guest: Michael Biehn. Adam also talks about his own idols as a kid, but says most of time you grow out of it. Going right into the news, Alison talks about the outcome of Willie Nelson's pot-related arrest, and Adam rants about why society even cares what he does.



Also in the news, a woman was caught with over 50 bags of heroin stashed in a very private place. Adam also finds time to complain about sweatpants without pockets, and guys who wear tear-away pants. Wrapping up the news, the guys talk about some of the sexual tension on Dancing with the Stars, and Alison reads the next chapter of her pregnancy memoir.



Michael Biehn comes in studio next, and talks about 'The Divide', a film he acts in that just set the record for biggest sale at South by Southwest. He talks about the great ensemble cast, and how great it was to have a director trust the cast to improvise their roles. Adam compliments Biehn on his passionate energy and Biehn talks about his experiences working with an equally passionate director: James Cameron.



Adam wants to hear more about the film that Biehn recently wrote, produced, and directed, 'The Victim.' The film was made at a blistering pace, and Biehn is incredibly happy with the final product. Adam also pitches a Biehn-inspired workout video, and the show wraps with the guys riffing back and forth with some Hypothetical Questions.



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Adam and Illeana Douglas talk about things you never want to hear at an audition, and Illeana helps Alison find her true love. Adam talks about an experience he had earlier today interviewing a rodeo clown, aka American Bullfighter. Adam jokes about the guy's very dangerous job, and yet he is too afraid to travel to Mexico. Adam also rants about comic books and the old guys who still focus on them.

Moving into the news, Alison opens with the staggering amount of money that Elizabeth Taylor's perfume line and estate are worth. Adam complains about how awful it smells, and how his nanny Olga wears it even though he asked her not to. There's also a news story about the open audition for the new AFLAC duck, and also in animal news, an extremely venomous snake has gone missing.

After listening to a segment of Adam's audiobook, Adam talks about an old assistant who wouldn't help him with manual labor. He also talks about the time he took the same assistant to a Tori Amos concert, and how the guy freaked out when he finally got to meet her backstage.

Illeana Douglas comes onto the show next, and Adam talks to her about the exciting cast in her webseries, 'Easy to Assemble.' Adam then discusses the wife-casting process when he was working on his sitcom, and Illeana relates with her own awkward audition story. Alison also talks about her experiences, and Adam talks about auditioning for the Love Line TV show.

Next up is the Tournament of Rosen. Alison admits to having regrets about last night's decisions, but after today's show, the Final Four will be determined. Afterward, Adam talks to Ileana about her own love life, and offers to create a bracket for her as well. The show wraps with Adam talking about why he has to be the dick in the relationship and how the girls can find their better halves.

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Adam talks about an emotional day he had at the hardware store with his son, Sonny. He also thanks everyone for spreading the word as we try to claim the title in the Guinness Book of World Records. Alison then jumps into the news with a wedding-themed edition; discussing several odd wedding cakes, and an argument she got into with her own soon-to-be-married sister.



The guys then move into today's boyfriend bracket in the Tournament of Rosen. Dawson reads some poetry from the surviving contenders, and Alison is forced to make some tough decisions.



Dr. Bruce returns for this week's Health Watch, but before he jumps into the news, Adam has him take a look at his knee that's recently been bothering him. Dr. Bruce then reads a story about how delaying sex affects your relationship. They also discuss blood clots in the leg, and the health benefits of movie theater popcorn. Adam wraps the segment talking about the food he gives to his dog Molly, and the time she was bitten by a rattlesnake.



Author of the only book that Adam has read this year, Dan Dunn, joins the studio next. Adam compliments him on all the delicious drink recipes in the book, and talks about reading it while getting drunk on an airplane. The guys continue to discuss drinking on the plane, and Dan talks about the time he was cut off mid-flight. After some discussion of their books, Dan busts out the beer and moonshine, and the guys reminisce about their mutual friend, Ralph Garman.



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Adam opens the show complaining about his knee cause he's getting old. Gilbert Gottfried is also onstage alongside Alison and Bryan, and Adam talks to him about the recent Twitter controversy that's circling the internet.



Adam wants to hear more about how Gilbert feels when he performs, and the guys also commiserate over recording audiobooks, since Gilbert has a new book coming out: 'Rubber Balls & Liquor'. The guys also start talking about auto-flush toilets, and exchange a couple hilarious shitting stories. Adam rounds out the convo talking to Gilbert about where he's at in his career.



The second guest for the night is Pam Adlon, who co-stars in the series Californication, and also acted as Adam's wife in the unaired CBS pilot he and Kevin Hench created. The guys talk about the how the network dictated the cast and rewrites, and various other problems that came up during the creation and filming of the show. They then watch the first half of the pilot, and offer commentary throughout.



Afterward, Adam talks to Pam about 'boob attitude,' and her work on the series Californication. Adam also talks about being forced into watching viral videos, and discusses drunkenly trying to find a Tijuana Donkey Show. Alison won't let the show end before talking about Pam's experience on Facts of Life, and the show wraps with next two conferences in the Tournament of Rosen.





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Adam is looking forward to this week's live show with Pam Adlon-the actress who played his wife in his unaired sitcom. Adam then tells a story from his morning and goes on a rant about alarm clocks. He also begins talking about girls who get pissed when you wake up earlier than them, and tells a story about his old stripper girlfriend.



The founder of Cheezburger Network, Ben Huh, then comes on the line. He talks about his growing network of websites, including LOLCats and Fail Blog. He's also got a new book coming out called 'There I Fixed It (No You Didn't),' which features hilarious pictures of do it yourself disasters. Adam talks to him about making a living in America, and looking closely at photos of people getting kicked in the nuts.



Adam goes on a tangent about a wild Halloween night with Donny way back in the day, and then completes his story from the morning about waking up early even though his alarm clock failed on him. The guys then jump into the Orange County Conference of the Tournament of Rosen, and a bit of controversy is brought to light.



Today's in-studio guest is Andy Dick. Adam talks with him about Charlie Sheen, and Andy explains that they used to run in the same circles, and he even helped Andy get sober at one point. The guys also talk about celebrity books, and Andy reads a segment from Adam's. Afterward, Andy tells a couple disgusting stories about tampons, and sings a song about a girl that broke his heart.





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Adam opens the show with an experience he had at the local Pep Boys. Larry Miller is also in studio, and agrees with Adam that you should use gas stations to determine how good the area you're in is. Jumping into the news, Alison talks about her car getting broken into last night, and Adam offers to cover for the damages.



Also in the news is Chris Brown's violent outburst after an appearance on Good Morning America. The guys watch the clip, and revel at yet another smashed window story. The next couple rounds of the Tournament of Rosen then kick off, and the guys go on a side jag about an epic Moody Blues song.



Director James Gunn is back on the show again-his fourth appearance with Carolla. James talks about his latest project, Super, which opens April 1st. He talks about how the script finally made it to the screen, and how he was able to snag such a great cast. He also offers his concerns to Alison about the Tournament of Rosen, and talks about the time he was 'raped' by a stripper.



Adam then talks to James a bit more about working with Kevin Bacon, and the final stages of finishing the movie and spreading the word. James talks about his relationship with his ex-wife Jenna Fisher (of The Office fame), and his OCD involving numbers. Alison wraps the show with one last news story about peanut-sniffing dogs.





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Since there wasn't time for news in yesterday's show, today Adam has Alison get right to it. Adam comments on the third day of airstrikes on Libya, and offers his thoughts on our involvement in the Middle East. He also explains how the internet is a double edged sword that forces us to get involved, but will ultimately help spread the truth to the oppressed. Also in the news is the sad death of Knut the Polar Bear, and a UFC fighter who caught a burglar just before his fight.



Today's guest is Lisa Lampanelli, and the guys have an in-depth conversation about the past few Comedy Central Roasts. Adam talks to her about the new dress rehearsals they do to keep people from repeating jokes, and The Situation's on-stage debacle. She and Adam also relate to having to perform multiple stand-up shows in a single night, and the fear of accidentally telling the same joke twice.



Lisa then talks about her interest in the comedians who make money telling 'clean' jokes, while still not being religious. The group also discusses whether or not people actually get offended at the roasts, and Lisa explains how she keeps from getting her feelings hurt. The show then wraps up with the next two brackets in the Tournament of Rosen.





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Adam thanks the Cleveland and Chicago fans for coming out and sticking around after his shows this weekend. He also rants about deep-dish pizzas and slow cab drivers. Alison then tells a story from her housesitting weekend, and the guys try to establish rules for tardiness and arriving early.



Adam talks about an email he received from an old show runner who bumped into Marty Kroft recently. Adam then rants about all the old crappy TV shows he was forced to watch, and the brain-dead execs who keep adapting the projects into films. The guys also begin Boyfriend Bracket Madness with the Tournament of Rosen.



Tonight's first guest is Nerdist podcast host Chris Hardwick. Like Adam, Chris is just returning from Chicago, only his flights were delayed. Adam talks to him about the beauty of podcasting, and how it's a matching of old and new technology. The guys also talk about the problems with empowering cougars and MILFs, and discuss how MTV entertainment has gotten much racier these days.



As Chris heads out, Dr. Bruce reappears for this week's Healthwatch. Adam complains to Dr. Bruce about the 50 grand he owes him for a laser, and rants about some of the bad financial investments he's made in the past. Dr. Bruce then discusses the realities of radiation poison from Japan. Later, Alison reads a chapter from her pre-pregnancy memoir, and the show wraps with a second bracket from the Tournament of Rosen.





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Live from the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club, Adam opens the show discussing how LA seems like a great city until you visit other towns. He takes suggestions from the crowd for a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, and breaks down what it means to say 'Hip Hip Hooray'.



Alison then starts up the St. Patty's Day news with a report from an Irish American astronaut. She also lists off facts about clovers, and shows the image of Jesus and Mary supposedly found on a pizza oven. Alison also talks to Adam and Mike August about a devastating pizza experience, and mentions a story about Virginia students being punished for bringing imitation drugs to school.



Tonight's guests are Petros Papadakis and Matt 'Money' Smith, and Adam has known Money since the mid 90s in the early days at KROQ. Adam goes in depth about how he met Jimmy Kimmel, and the result of the fight he trained him for. They also talk about more of the alumni from the KROQ crew, and recall stories from the 'lunch wheel' in the office.



Alison then jumps back into the news with the story of a Reality TV related question on the SAT that upset some students. Adam also plays a couple tracks from the upcoming Josh Gardner album, and the guys read through some ridiculous celebrity salaries. Adam wraps the shows up by playing the trailer for the Deaf Frat Guy movie.



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Adam opens with more thoughts on his attempts to claim the Guinness Podcast record, and also talks about the latest Basic Cable Commentary now available at AdamCarolla.com. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story about Rush Limbaugh's rant against environmentalists. The guys also talk about the sale of the world's most expensive dog, and Adam talks about labeling and confusing his old VHS porno tapes.



In studio today is IndyCar racing champion Dario Franchitti. Adam talks to him about his Scottish heritage and his early days of racing. Adam also takes a look at one of the cars Dario owns, and tries to predict what's inside. Dario also talks about his marriage to Ashley Judd, and how supportive she is during his races.



The guys talk a bit more about the old days of racing when they wore leather helmets and had no sense of history. They also discuss selling cars that were once considered not competitive, and talk about how cars need to be up to code so people don't cheat.



Dario has to head out, but in the last segment of the show, the guys return with a round of Know Your SH. Alison then jumps back into the news with a clip from The Situation's recent bomb during the Donald Trump roast. Adam analyzes the footage and tries to figure out if they're bad jokes or just bad delivery. Wrapping up the show, Alison reads an excerpt from her upcoming addiction recovery memoir and discusses the upcoming competition to go on a date with her.





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Adam opens the show with the announcement that this podcast is going for the Guinness Book of World Records. Larry Miller is in studio, and comments on the current competition. Adam also encourages everyone to tell a friend about the show and help bring the record back to America.



After a rant about hotel lamps, Alison jumps into the news with updates on the ongoing tragedies of Japan, and the occasional miracle found amongst the rubble. Adam also goes on a jag about Alice Cooper and creepy #1 rock songs, and Alison reads another chapter from his fake pregnancy memoirs. Before Larry heads out, he plays a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip.



Today's guest is sports and business writer, Jonah Keri. Jonah describes his new book, 'The Extra 2%: How Wall Street Strategies Took a Major League Baseball Team from Worst to First.' Adam and Jonah talk a bit more about the purity of baseball, and talk football as well. Adam also asks Jonah about the current state of the economy.



Later, Adam goes on a rant about TSA agents who detain but don't arrest, and Jonah also describes the extreme security he saw in Albania. Wrapping up the news, Alison discusses the cocaine found at Kennedy Space Center, and the sad passing of the last US WWI veteran. Before signing off, Adam has the team research an infamous WWII battle cruiser, and the guys take a surprise phone call to discuss the upcoming Facts of Life reunion.





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Adam lost his voice over the weekend, but he still has a couple complaints to get off his chest. Adam lays into a friend of his who brought his dog to the house and ignored a very simple sign. Adam also talks about the rainy weather in Seattle, but thanks the local fans for making it an amazing weekend.



Moving into the news, Alison discusses the recent devastation in Japan, and Adam goes on a jag about nuclear power plants. Gilbert Gottfried is also in the news after getting fired as the AFLAC spokes-duck, and the guys hear some inappropriate tweets from both him and 50 Cent. Before taking a break, another portion of Adam's audio book plays.



Joining the studio next is comedian Dan Cummins. Adam talks with Dan about his degree in psychology, and how he eventually made it out of his small Idaho town to become a comedian. The guys discuss how shitty it is to work for cheap, and debate what they would do in an apocalyptic setting. Dan also mentions the time he attended an antigovernment militia meeting.



Alison then talks about the time she dated a white supremacist. Following that, she jumps back into the news with an update on Jimmy Kimmel, who was recently evacuated from Bora Bora. The guys also discuss National Pi Day, and wrap the show talking about Larry King's potential new career move.





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Adam has a chat with an acting great: Stacy Keach. Stacy talks about splitting his time between LA and Poland, since his wife of 25 years lives there. But Stacy grew up in the Valley so he and Adam relate to having a Bob's Big Boy close by, and cruising the streets at night. Stacy also talks about his father, who worked in the radio biz, and talks about transitioning from playing football to being an actor.



Adam also talks with Stacy about traveling to London and performing theater there as well. Adam asks him about how often he travels to Poland, and also gets a rec for a great local Polish restaurant. Adam then mentions the celebrity gossip he heard back in the day that Stacy was caught with cocaine and sent to prison.



Stacy recalls the 6 months he spent in a British prison, comparing it to the jails he's seen in the US as an actor. Stacy talks about the psychological and physical battle of addiction, and explains that while he was in prison he tried to be as productive as possible. The guys also share their thoughts on Charlie Sheen (since Stacy was in several episodes of Two and a Half Men), and talk about how to organize an intervention.



In the final segment of the show, Adam recalls his transition from the construction site to meeting Jimmy. He discusses a conversation he had with a writer on Seinfeld, and soberly recalls how he thought she was so lucky at the time, but fate had a different plan for her. Adam ends the show with advice to us all on how to best live life.





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Adam opens the show with an embarrassing story from the morning when he got the wrong call-in numbers for his radio press. Alison then jumps right into the news with a story from a Carolla-fan racing the Iditarod, and the latest Charlie Sheen drama. Adam and Alison also discuss Guy Fieri's stolen Lamborghini, and Alison reads another chapter from her fake pregnancy memoir.



Tonight promises to be a jam-packed show, and the first guest is Dan Finnerty from the Dan Band. Adam compliments him on the concert he just performed prior to recording. Dan then comments on an off-air argument he heard between Adam and Donny, and soon Donny is in studio defending himself. The guys then rehash the infamous Carpet Cleaner Argument.



Adam chats a bit more with Dan about his performance, and Dan gives Alison a hard time for missing it. Adam also asks about The Hangover 2, and Dan compliments the film's director, Todd Phillips. The guys then play an in-person version of Know Your SH.



Patrick Warburton joins the show next, and Adam talks to him about his radiating confidence. Patrick also talks about the St. Jude's charity, and the tournament he participated in over the weekend to raise money. Adam also talks about why he doesn't sleep on the plane, and the guys recall their experience racing in the Celebrity Grand Prix last year.



Back to the news, Alison talks about a science teacher who was fired after the porn she appeared in surfaced. Another news story deals with a millionaire who found a credit card on the ground and is now very busted. Patrick then flips through Adam's wallet, and Adam complains about his American Express Black Card. Wrapping things up, the guys discuss the billion-dollar success story of Febreze, and a guy who gave CPR to a dog.





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Adam is in pain right now because of a dance-related incident at home with the family. Alison then jumps right into the news, announcing the Sledgehammer Studio Hijack tomorrow at the studio. The guys also chat about Charlie Sheen, and the latest person kicked off of Celebrity Rehab. Adam also talks about getting Jimmy to smell a massive fart.



Also in the news is the world's youngest grandmother, and a casting announcement for who's slated to play Sarah Palin in an upcoming HBO movie. Adam also talks about his terrible hairstyle back in the day, and goes on a rant against people who use Purell and open doors with their feet.



Bobcat Goldthwait then joins the stage, showing the real photo of his driver's license. He also talks about a near-death experience on an airplane, and tells stories from his days opening for Nirvana. The guys also talk more about non-addicts on Celebrity Rehab, and Adam perfectly summarizes the Reality TV genre.



Bobcat talks about his new Showtime special, which he's very excited to be recording next week. Adam compliments his feature film directing, then flashes back to several Man Show clips, which Bobcat also directed. Wrapping things up, Adam takes audience suggestions for a hilarious round of What Can't Adam Complain About.





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Adam opens the show with Larry Miller in studio, and Adam teases his nanny Olga for her pronunciation problems. He also discusses his man-date with Bill Simmons, from the box office to the concession stand to the movie itself.



Alison then jumps in the news with the sad story of former Alice In Chains bassist Mike Starr passing away today. Adam talks about his experience meeting the band on Loveline, and shares some thoughts about how quickly life goes by. Alison also shares a chapter from her upcoming memoirs. Before Larry heads out, a round of Blah Blah Blog ensues.



Mr. Skin comes to the couch next, and Adam talks to him about how he runs his website without getting in trouble. Adam also discusses how his kids are going to be over-exposed to nudity, and the guys recall the days when they could barely catch a boob on TV. Adam also talks about being lured by a porno, and Mr. Skin lists off some actresses he's still waiting to see nude.



The guys then play some clips from the winners of the 12th Annual Anatomy Awards. Categories include Nude-comer of the year, Best Lesbian Scene, and a discussion of the best example of Nudity in 2010. Alison wraps the show with news stories ranging from Pork's new slogan, Subways new spot as the most expansive restaurant chain, and an alleged kidnapping that was actually an intervention.





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Adam opens the show excited for his man-date to see Drive Angry with Bill Simmons. Adam also talks about being frustrated at parents who support their children, and gets a few jabs in toward Alison and Bill. Alison then opens the news with Dr. Drew doing an impression of Adam.



Also in the news is the official announcement that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men. They also talk about the feud between Sarah Palin and Kathy Griffin, and the story of a guy who assaulted his mother-in-law in a fold-out couch. The guys also listen to a section of Adam's book, where Adam rants about the hair in MASH.



Tonight's guest is Michael Showalter. The guys talk about his old sketch group, The State, which did a skit about Adam's (and the show's) agent, Babydoll Dixon. The guys watch the clip, and also chat about Michael's new book, 'Mr. Funny Pants.'



Next up is a few rounds of Made Up Movie, followed by a discussion of the day Adam found out about Bald Bryan's brain tumor. Adam also talks to Michael about being a bitter person, and how to channel that energy into something not negative. Wrapping up the show, the guys chat about handsome movie stars that pop out less attractive children.





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Adam returns to the studio fresh off a weekend on the road. He goes into a rant about the disgruntled TSA officers, and questions why his first class ticket doesn't buy him a little extra courtesy. He also talks about an airport celebrity sighting, and jokes about a TSA poster he saw leaving Miami.



Dr. Bruce (aka Dr. Spazz) joins the program and talks with the group about the dangers of cocaine. They talk a bit about the amount Charlie Sheen claims to have taken, and Dr. Bruce attempts to diagnose his mental state. Adam also rants about Martin Sheen's stance on nuclear power plants.



Jumping into the news, Alison adds more the discussion of Charlie Sheen. She had an exclusive interview with the producers of his new Ustream show, and the guys watch clips from his first episode. Before Dr. Bruce heads out, he talks to Adam about the realities of baby helmets.



Producer Peter Guber joins the show next. Adam talks to him about how he gets his motor to work so much and if he was always like that. Peter also discusses his relationship with his family, and how he broke into the industry. The guys also chat about his book, which chronicles some of the lessons he's learned in the industry over the past 35+ years.



In the last section of the show, Adam pitches his new basketball movie idea. Peter also finds out what inspires Adam to make this particular story come to life, and the guys share their love of basketball and the film Breaking Away. Wrapping things up, Peter explains to Alison how he ultimately became better at telling to win.



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Adam chats with Jerry about how he deals with raising twins. Jerry compliments Adam on his book, and the guys trade stories about getting free shit and having it collect in the car. Jerry also talks about being the fat kid and how he eventually lost the weight. It reminds Adam of his Pop Warner days, and growing up obsessed with food.



Next, Adam and Jerry share their love of Trader Joes, and Jerry explains how it helped save his wedding. The guys then go on a rant about over-expensive lotions and why Adam never uses shampoo.



After a quick break, the guys discuss weird pizza toppings and the foods not allowed in the O'Connell household. Adam also gives some fitness advice and talks with Jerry about the whole new world of podcasting. There's also some talk about Jerry's debut performance in the film Stand By Me, and the guys wrap the show talking about working in the industry and staying motivated.





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Adam opens the show with a complaint about the hipster on his flight to Dallas. Mike Lynch chimes in and Adam teases him about his luggage tags. Alison also talks about a dream she had that Adam was in, and everyone checks in with Blastergirl, still live in Israel.



In the news today, the Supreme Court said the 1st amendment would allow for the Westboro Baptist Church to protest funerals. They also hear the latest from Charlie Sheen, and Alison reveals a study about how bladder levels can affect your decision-making skills.



After a round of Know Your SH, Adam brings in tonight's guests: Nick Santora and Dan Dratch. Nick and Dan talk about how they met, and Dan and Adam reflect on their writer's room days on The Man Show. The guys also talk about the new series Breakout Kings, and discuss the show's history.



In the last segment of the show, the group watches a couple old clips from The Man Show that Dan wrote, and listen to a couple tracks from Josh Gardner's soon-to-be-released album, Mr. Stinkfinger.



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Adam opens the show discussing his day in court trying to take care of a fix-it ticket. He also welcomes Larry Miller to the show, who offers his thoughts on Kim Kardashian and eating food off a chick. After that, the guys check back in with Blaster Girl, reporting live from Israel.



After discussing the continued trouble in the Middle East, the group watches a clip from the latest Charlie Sheen antics. In this case, a tour of 'Sober Valley Lodge,' along with Charlie's live-in 'goddesses.' They also listen to an exclusive clip from The Film Vault, where special guest Michael Biehn chimes in on Sheen's sanity. Before Larry heads out, he attempts another round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.



Today's guest is Lights Out star Holt McCallany. Adam compliments his great energy, and Holt talks about his schooling in Ireland and relationship with his parents. He also talks about running away from home to become an actor, only to find himself scraping by at a screwdriver factory. Holt also brings out a pair of boxing gloves and focus pads, and he and Adam exchange jabs.



Back to the news, Alison reveals that the breast milk ice cream shop she discussed at last week's live show has been shut down. Also in disgusting food news, a Philly pizza shop owner got busted trying to sabotage the competition with bags of mice. Wrapping the show, the animal news gets Adam talking about his first dog Lotzi.



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Adam's excited about both of tonight's guests. Calling in later is baseball legend Dave Bresnahan; a minor league catcher who threw a potato in the middle of a game to trick the runner. Adam recalls watching it happen on The Sports Machine, and goes on a jag about the host, George Michael.



After Alison runs through the new Dancing with the Stars lineup, Adam takes Dave's call. They chat about how Dave originally came up with the idea, and how he was able to successfully execute it. They also talk about the immediate aftermath of the stunt, and Adam calls him a baseball hero.



Comedian Jim Florentine comes to the show next, and Adam plays a hilarious Crank Yankers clip that featured Jim's belching character, Bobby Fletcher. Adam also talks to Jim about how he was discovered, and the guys give tips for making great prank calls.



Adam then dives into Jim's background, finding out more about his time dating Robin Quivers, and what he did prior to getting his break and doing stand-up. Later, Adam shares his own thoughts on performing stand-up, and the guys explain the definition of hate-fucking to Alison.



Alison picks back up with the news, mostly focusing on the most recent Charlie Sheen antics. Adam and Jim also exchange Rodney Dangerfield stories, and Alison wraps up the show with a post-Oscar news story about how The King's Speech is helping to raise awareness about stuttering.



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Adam opens the show talking about the frustrations of not having your pilot get picked up, only to see the shows that did get picked up get cancelled. He also talks with Alison and Mike Lynch (filling in for Bald Bryan) about the politics behind The Hammer.



Alison then jumps into the news with an Oscar Trivia quiz. After a few questions, they talk about Charlie Sheen's recent radio show rant, and Adam wonders why a guy like that keeps remarrying. Still discussing Sheen, Adam brings in Dr. Bruce, who adds his knowledge as an addiction medicine specialist.



Next up on the couch is Alonzo Bodden, who talks with Adam about his motorcycle woes and having your bike towed. The guys also rant about airport parking fees, and Adam hears more about Alonzo's experiences working on planes at Lockheed for eight years. They also talk about Alonzo's work on the TV series, 'Inside the Vault.'



Before finishing up the rest of the news, Alison talks about a competitive Ski ball team she was on. The guys also reflect on the Oscar best picture winner, and Adam goes on a jag about British court jesters. Also in the news is the MADD president getting busted for drunk driving, and a former Disney star's controversial tattoo. Wrapping up the show, the guys discuss the problems of young kids raising kids.



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