Emotionally Online

the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it all better. LOCK IN PUMPERS!!!

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SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fat right now.

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ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss! 
 

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meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended.

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the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson! 
 

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in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here! 
 

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it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!!

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coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya!

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it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?!

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i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps the exact same fucking answer for why women don't wanna do it either?

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someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS???

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the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!! 
 

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it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next?

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a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it!

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the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant!

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what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama

21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out

28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription

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we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual). 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – your votes are in for season one! 

06:57 – we needed podcast advice... 

08:02 – ...so we asked jax taylor! 

12:02 – SUR is catering a housewives party! 

19:25 – scheana and stassi are beefing again 

25:30 – hitting the bar post-catering ft. kicked out kristen 

27:10 – kristen thinks they're all sheeple 

28:35 – tom cheated on kristen in vegas... 

30:12 – scheana and pandora are shopping with lisa! 

33:02 – jax apologizes to stassi's dad 

38:14 – kristen gets suspended from SUR 

42:25 – da boys are working out 

44:10 – when are we gonna talk about the cheating, TOM??? 

47:32 – learning more about vegas girl... 

49:25 – two dumb bitches telling each other exactly 

50:20 – scheana and pandora's bday lunch! 

53:07 – scheana and stassi squash the beef? maybe? 

55:07 – kristen's attitude being discussed by 30 people at lunch 

57:52 – stassi's world domination 

58:49 – scheana and pandora's birthday party out at the bars 

01:03:17 – stassi, kristen, and katie vs. scheana on the balcony 

01:07:15 – shay and schwartz are fighting??? hello??? 

01:08:49 – yelling about scheana propaganda outside the bar

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you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it!

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour 

04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out! 

11:45 – i hate the glambot 

19:08 – you're making an anti-literacy argument! snap out of it! 

37:03 – influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics 

59:58 – the ethics of jealousy

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the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away! 

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TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – introducing our guest bartenders! 

02:30 – making a peterita 

07:08 – we saw tom sandoval irl... 

11:33 – andy cohen is here and he's getting to the bottom of it! 

12:39 – lisa, the producer 

14:32 – lisa's unexplainable closeness with her staff 

27:01 – everyone is currently working at sur... including jax 

31:34 – life at sur post-show premiere 

32:47 – the vibe of this reunion is... different than the rest 

36:36 – brandi vs. scheana 

42:33 – stassi admits she was threatened by scheana 

45:45 – a defense of stassi schroeder 

49:33 – the seven shots that shook this podcast 

53:15 – domestic violence allegations and admissions 

57:57 – the frank timeline and emotional cheating 

01:02:17 – katie and kristen's protection of jax 

01:05:39 – playing sleepover games with the cast 

01:17:36 – vanderpump rules and jersey shore comparisons 

01:24:29 – the vegas drama 

01:28:50 – using laura-leigh to make stassi jealous 

01:30:25 – the TRUTH about laura-leigh's movie role 

01:36:02 – stassi's evil texts to laura-leigh 

01:38:30 – tom lived with... high schoolers? 

01:41:38 – kristen still banging on about the ex-twins from the photoshoot 

01:43:18 – was frank a pawn to lisa? 

01:44:02 – jax is HEARTBROKEN that frank met stassi's parents 

01:45:24 – stassi and frank got back together after filming 

01:47:11 – breaking up with laura-leigh at AA 

01:49:48 – we need to see those therapy notes 

01:53:44 – are you a pathological liar, jax? 

01:55:27 – so let's talk about the big cheating scandal here 

01:58:47 – it's literally 11pm 

02:01:45 – so... stassi was right! 

02:05:56 – who were your favs and least favs of the season?

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it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – let me speak to lisa vanderpump's social media manager

04:02 – call in! leave us voicemails!

06:21 – scolding jax at bark n bitches, of course

10:49 – laura-leigh booked a MOVIE!!!!!!

15:36 – sandoval is at band rehearsal and kristen is calling him STRESSED

18:00 – kristen and stassi finally talk it out...

22:14 – SUR photoshoot time!!! villa rosa!!!

23:54 – lisa's closet is the hannah montana closet

25:49 – STASSI WENT ON A DATE WITH FRANK AT VILLA BLANCA???

28:22 – the summers ended but it's still hot at SUR

29:45 – jax calls out stassi for still dating frank

32:23 – ken, the catatonic pervert

33:16 – jax is going to therapy? maybe?

40:02 – SUR photoshoot day two!

41:07 – does the word curvy mean anything at all in this universe?

44:37 – katie wants the couple trio to reunite... get back with jax!

45:14 – where we'll be in a year

46:07 – the scheana and brandi timeline

49:35 – scheana and stassi are making out? for some reason?

50:31 – it's the photoshoot after party! and jax is quitting!

54:09 – jax finally tells stassi the truth...

59:34 – jax loops the rest of SUR in on THE TRUTH...

01:01:10 – why didn't you just tell us? we could've helped you lie!

01:03:33 – it's stassi time now! she's free!

01:04:04 – AND THAT'S SEASON ONE BABY!!!

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i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – so many divaphobes!

18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights...

41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay

44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance

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in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe)

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab

06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck

11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop?

18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done.

19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing?

21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober...

26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers!

27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH

28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe

29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met

32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous

41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi...

46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor

53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR

58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes

59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there...

01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back...

01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED

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relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...

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TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – i'm back from vacation! 

03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?" 

08:35 – i was abducted by mormons 

13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest 

29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets 

37:37 – judging your own hobbies 

48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband

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THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie?

08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines

09:35 – peterpalooza!!!

11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn

14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!?

17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread

19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants

23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge

26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility

28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh

32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again

34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today?

38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family?

39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK!

44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents

50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa

51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR

53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER

59:00 – maddie dated a frank...

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soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – creators against ice!

05:24 – my dream traitors cast

30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left

33:40 – two many crushes!

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truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight!
 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 

07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 

15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 

19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy! 

22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress 

24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world 

29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions 

30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on? 

34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party 

36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh 

39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING 

55:23 – post-staff meeting 

56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor 

57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY 

01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana 

01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA!

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it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – vanderpump gushing

04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn?

06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here

12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second?

17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand

20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge

29:59 – is it ever casual?

50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched

1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched

01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson

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we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!!

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 

06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 

15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 

19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 

24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 

25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 

30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 

35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 

39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 

40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 

45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 

46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 

51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 

57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 

01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 

01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday

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in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse

03:33 – a month of indulgence

06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny

14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed

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JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! 
 

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids

02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor

06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie

10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge

16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not

20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer

21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here

32:41 – scheaner slaying

33:10 – jax confides in frank...

37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate

43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank?

48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL

50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen?

55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours

1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS

01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb

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robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!!

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TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 2016

16:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron

27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule

39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything

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we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – the astrology of the cast

04:50 – do you think you're gifted?

08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT

10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend

14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always

17:14 – lisa has her own jax...

19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK

22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment?

26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS

31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY

33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED???

37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING

44:20 – this is the worst day ever

47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef

49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser

53:25 – it's peters birthday!

59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW

01:01:59 – this is a break up...

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today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!!

TIME STAMPS:

00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING

02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s??????

04:55 – golden globes recap

20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES

30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom

38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts?

42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT

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welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker. 
 

TIME STAMPS: 

00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST 

06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama 

20:07 – the sur uniforms... 

25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap 

29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU 

38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie 

45:00 – how is stassi still employed? 

46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS 

48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it 

51:20 – the hazing of scheana 

57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL

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we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – welcome to the new set!!
04:17 – my ins for 2026
25:50 – my outs for 2026
44:43 – marty supreme discourse

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last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – heated rivalry
10:02 – gift giving is getting out of control
19:40 – lack of care in discussing weight changes
32:13 – the single women in your life probably don't need advice
42:55 – AI in indie filmmaking

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bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – the perfect sweatset
04:57 – the bean soupification of the internet
24:21 – breaking bad, misogyny and loving skylar
43:30 – netflix/warner brothers acquisition

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ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!

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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – holiday catch up
14:44 – we caught someone we know hating
28:20 – instagram reposts... watch ur back
32:40 – flirting HARD and piss play
48:03 – erase men's accomplishments!
54:53 – the worst of november

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meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!

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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – kittens, book stores, and getting high with my besties
05:07 – my HOT take on secret lives of mormon wives
13:30 – the response to last weeks episode
25:40 – AI art winning a contest in bozeman, montana
42:12 – watching your ex move on before you

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meg's links: 

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✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all!

ARTICLES:
✨ Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? By Chanté Joseph: https://www.vogue.com/article/is-having-a-boyfriend-embarrassing-now
✨ Boyfriendland by Tell the Bees: https://tellthebeees.substack.com/p/boyfriendland

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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – we have a hot mayor
07:10 – learning my limits after a week of raging
15:37 – is having a boyfriend embarrassing?

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maddie's links: 

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✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

my face is stained red from makeup, i'm hungover as hell, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY FRIEND MEG HERE WITH ME TO HAVE A LITTLE GIGGLE!!! today, we're talking toilet selfies, beating male loneliness, bald bugonia screenings, and the joy of mispronouncing wagyu beef. happy november!!! lock in!!!

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✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com
To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com

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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – the day after halloween debrief
16:10 – toilet selfies... they can't keep getting away with this
32:46 – enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace
44:11 – our tops and bottoms of the month

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maddie's links: 

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✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in this week’s episode, we’re talking about self-optimization and the impact of luck in finding love! MAJOR… THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!! and we’re also chatting about surveillance culture and the impact of find my friends on the whimsy of surprises and dealing with regret around a friendship ending.

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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
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💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – join my snail mail club!
04:19 – grief check-in and crying at boa steakhouse
14:20 – surveillance culture, find my friends, and the art of the surprise
25:00 – dealing with longing/regret around a friendship ending
35:07 – self-optimization and the impact of luck in finding love
45:28 – dating in nature vs. dating in a city

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maddie's links: 

✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

today, we're talking about living in they grey area baby!! after stumbling across a video talking about policing your friends/looking for a gotcha moment, i have some thoughts to share that got me some heat when i've said it in the past. but it's okay because this episode has RANGE and we're also talking about fake bushes, the right for parades to exist, and bouncing back after someone has shot down your creative confidence. LOCK IN LOVER GIRLS! IT'S TIME!!

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✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79

❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – let me hold your bush when i say this
09:35 – the nyc mayoral debate
14:37 – "some of you aren't friends, you're cops"
37:13 – finding your creative self after people have made you stop believing in yourself

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✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules

maddie's links: 

✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

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meg’s back for her regularly scheduled top of the month debrief! in today’s episode, we’re talking about meg’s recent psychic appointment, taylor swift’s new album, dating for an accessory, and the flirt-baiting epidemic from grown men with large female followings. get in those slumber bags!! it’s a doozy!!

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meg's links:
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✨ tiktok: www.tiktok.com/@megruocco
✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com
To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com

✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae
✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb
✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79

❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – meg’s back!
04:53 – meg saw a psychic!
11:15 – dance dance revolution trauma
18:16 – swifties don’t listen to this segment
29:50 – bring back mall tours and fro yo
34:11 – you can’t say “i love you” too much
42:10 – dating for an accessory and social currency
50:57 – have you ever caught someone you know being a hater?
01:03:19 – men on the internet flirt-baiting their female audiences

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podcast socials: 

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✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 

✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 

✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules

maddie's links: 

✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

in today's episode, we're doing some catching up on kind strangers, the 3 kinds of best friends, and dealing with reading the comments... in any comments section on the internet.

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For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.com
To book me on your podcast, radio show, or tv show: talent@pionairepodcasting.com

✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae
✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb
✨ heartbroken girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0WUNeWDjNYqBaZhm7eGlsZ?si=8784b090e20c4f79

❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
🧡 maddie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/
💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
💙 tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – the rabbit and turtle dance... pls...
04:22 – the kindness of new yorkers
12:50 – can't a girl mourn the death of her cat in the back of a theater in peace?
15:28 – smoking and being non-verbal
22:30 – the 3 kinds of best friends
39:37 – you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments

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✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 

✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 

✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules

maddie's links: 

✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

thank you for being gentle with me as i navigate a loss that feels more monumental than i know how to put into words right now. i hope in sharing my grief, it can make your own grief feel a little easier to carry. you are not alone and neither am i. love love love you.

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meg's links: 

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✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

it's the top of the month so i'm joined yet again by my dear friend, meg ruocco! today, we're chatting about meg's venture into the vanderpump rules cinematic universe, the swag recession that's sweeping the nation, and why being a bitch has been crowned the top of the pyramid this summer.

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*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – the joy of living alone
15:30 – meg started watching vanderpump
33:31 – you're not ugly, you're just swagless
1:00:00 – being a bitch on the top of the damn pyramid
1:06:05 – introspective white wine
01:11:59 – an apartment with dark energy near me
01:18:40 – sidequests are IN
1:28:16 – rom com defense squad assemble!

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meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

i saw lady gaga at MSG this week and i have A FEW MESSAGES for the dark spirits i ran into in the crowd... then we're talking audience submissions about when to exchanges socials when dating, how to be a better support system to your people, and undercutting yourself with the belief that you're too young and dumb to trust your intuition. LOCK IN!!!

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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
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💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – seeing gaga at MSG and concert etiquette
23:13 – how to better support your partner
31:32 – when to exchange social media when dating
46:22 – you're not young and dumb! trust your intuition and know when to move on!

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✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

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maddie's links: 

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✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

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SUBMISSION-PALOOZA! Today, we're catching up on some audience submissions about diverging paths from people you love and the fear of being left alone in your pursuit towards your dream life, how to respond to a text that leaves you in the middle, and choosing between love and your ambitions!

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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
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💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – we're going to CROATIAAAAA!!!
07:26 – and i've always said that
14:38 – how to respond to a text that leaves you in the middle
20:40 – choosing between love and your ambitions
27:20 – being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love

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✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules

maddie's links: 

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✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/

renee rapp released a new album... and people have thoughts! luckily, so do i! in today's episode, i'm talking through my critique for some popular critiques of renee's sophomore album, recapping my family's white water rafting trip, and getting into some audience submissions about the illusion of intimacy after a long first date and how to deal with a judgmental friend.

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✨ yearning girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0U3qS7yVWEq3xMdW4kiYC7?si=15693df2e67b4ffb&pt=3d3a15ae35626354b5eaad3937459fcb
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❤️ podcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/
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💛 community events ig: https://www.instagram.com/lovergirlshq
💚 main channel: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek
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If you liked this podcast, leave a review! ratethispodcast.com/emotionallyonline

*This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.

TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – seeing my family and getting joe mama'd
05:25 – the white water rafting saga and being a diva
19:57 – renee rapp and consuming media outside of your perspective
37:58 – the illusion of intimacy after a long first date
44:08 – how to deal with a judgmental friend

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podcast socials: 

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✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ 

✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod 

✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/

✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules

maddie's links: 

✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek

meg's links: 

✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco 

✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco 

✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/