TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke spent the morning installing a bidet in his basement. Andrew accidentally pulls-off a time-shifting miracle. And a longtime listener explains why he sounds drunk.

Luke tries to convince Andrew that he doesn't have to miss the Seahawks playoff game this weekend, despite Andrew's plans for international travel. Also, big changes may be afoot for Conan O'Brien, and Andrew is dubious of another Chewbacca-related viral video. And, of course, we share some Music for Your Weekend.

Luke and Andrew explore the ups and downs of being a parking enforcement officer, which leads to a new New Year's resolution. Plus, a teenager is grounded for dabbing in congress, and NFL Sunday Countdown says goodbye to a legendary pickup artist.

Andrew tells Luke all about his New Year's Eve confrontation on the tough streets of Wallingford.

Luke and Andrew are back and excited for a new year of fresh TBTLs! They discuss soup recipes, laser baldness helmets, pizza piles, and the John Wilkes Booth of dart championships. Plus, Carey joins the show to explain why Luke's new digital girlfriend may be ruining their marriage, and they wrap-up the NFL regular season with No Point Conversion.

Luke and Andrew look back on what their goals were for 2016. Then they laugh to keep from crying.

Luke joins the show from a the back seat of a rental car as he and the family begin their trek to the Peach Bowl. He and Andrew discuss their overnight fame after a shout-out on national television. A listener challenges Luke's Wookie imitation. And the boys share some Music For Your Weekend.

Andrew frightens Luke with his rental car horror story from Atlanta, and then they try to figure out why their Uber ratings are dropping. They also try to foment a robot revolution and attempt to solve a Home Alone mystery.

Luke and Andrew are back together again, after a long holiday apart. They discuss Amazon Echo's potential role in a murder investigation and whether or not Andrew talks too fast. They also take a moment to remember and appreciate Carrie Fisher.

Luke's neighbor Misha Collins (from "Supernatural" and "GISHWHES") stops by to chat about their new hometown, how meditation helped him stick with acting, and that time he visited Skywalker Ranch for a somewhat awkward chat with George Lucas (RIP Carrie Fisher).

Luke's family is at Burbank Springs for Christmas, so he puts them to work explaining: 1) how to sneak into the YMCA as a 60 year-old grandmother, 2) how to tell when a hot dog is too salty, 3) what the heck is going on with the Seahawks' offensive line

The survivors of the 2015 TBTL Boat Show gather again to share some painful memories and compare their emotional scars.

Camaro Kev joins Luke and Andrew on the Cabo Wabo Hot Throne to teach them about rock 'n' roll.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss Andrew's decision to join a very prestigious organization and why he's nervous to do so.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev continue their "Summer in December" week, but are still looking for a better name for it. They also discuss pull-tab culture and etiquette.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev celebrate "Summer in December", even though they are ashamed to call it that. They discuss the origins of the word "WOIFE" and the proper way to use a dog shower.

Professional radio host Libby Denkmann joins the show from beautiful Los Angeles to discuss drunk dialing, the science behind asparagus pee, and whether Cleveland should throw a parade for the losing-est team in Browns history. Plus, holiday Music For Your Weekend!

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins the show to discuss how his life went from a very, very low place to the happiest he's been in a long time. Then an unexpected visitor pops into the studio to talk about the time Andrew stabbed him in the back, professionally speaking. Also, a Weird Al Yankovic tweet has got Andrew feeling philosophical.

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show with a big stack of court documents regarding one of TBTL's most notorious listeners. She and Andrew dig through that, and they discuss the most ill-conceived marriage proposal in a sea of ill-conceived marriage proposals.

Special guest Nicholas B. Jarin joins the show to discuss nerd culture through the lens of tissue boxes. He and Andrew also try to figure out if they're friends or best friends.

Stu 'The StuBot' Neuman joins the show to discuss T.J. Miller's citizens arrest, how Luke almost missed his cruise this weekend, and whether or not Andrew should root for the Vikings. And a very special birthday girl joins the show to talk about corn dogs and other birthday foods.

Luke and Andrew meet in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Ringo Starr, Joe Walsh, and other luminaries that Luke got to meet last night. Plus, we take a quick trip to music court, where fat beats are always in session. (That last part didn't make sense, did it?)

Luke shows up at Walsh Walsh & Doormat hepped up on Binaca Blast and the conversation soon turns to Michael Jordan, Bootleg "30 Rock" DVD's. and a Bear Who Had No Idea What World It Just Stepped Into.

Luke and Andrew discuss a talking doll that may be sharing kids personal information. Luke does not like the tone of an email he received from a famous person. And Andrew has an idea for a new social media site.

Luke is finally back home after a ridiculous day and night of travel back from Chicago. He and Andrew discuss a new way of shopping, Luke's accidental shoplifting, and whether Andrew was too mean to Luke in Chicago.

Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners packed into the Upstairs Bar at Virgin Hotel in Downtown Chicago for a night of laughs, Robitussin, and the surprise guest performance of a lifetime.

Luke and Andrew are in Chicago, where Andrew is having disconcerting dreams involving toilets, thunderstorms, and president-elects. He and Luke discuss an impetuous thief who has won their hearts and a legendary astronaut with great biceps.

Luke and Andrew arrive in Chicago bleary-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready to discuss the origins of the Big Mac.

NASA is looking for help to make it easier to poop in space. Britain's new currency is angering vegans. And Luke and Andrew don't know what to do with 19 cents.

Luke and Andrew discuss the evolution of Tom Shane's jewelry ads and why he might be everyone's new step-dad. Then they go down a Nintendo-inspired nostalgia hole and discuss the best-named wrestlers of the 1980s.

A publicity stunt involving dead fish under ice backfires in Japan. Luke is surprised. Plus, Andrew's never-ending cold is not such a mystery, when you think about it. And, in No Point Conversion, the Seahawks lose and Andrew's going to miss the Super Bowl this year.

Luke and Andrew prepare a giant plate of TBTL leftovers - topics that they were supposed to discuss on the show this year, but never got around to. In the spirit of Black Friday, things get dark very quickly.

Luke, Andrew, Carey and Genevieve join together in the kitchen to make some delicious Thanksgiving treats. Hilarity (and danger) ensue.

Luke and Andrew get ready for the Thanksgiving holiday and end up discussing grammar, bathroom habits, and whether it's worth going to Costco for whipping cream.

Andrew tells his epic story of computer repair gone wrong. Luke is having a chewing gum-related crisis. They also discuss a lawsuit over sausage and their complicated feelings regarding unicycles.

A Canadian lawmaker made international news after using the "f-word" in parliament. But not the f-word you're thinking of. Luke and Andrew discuss that, Luke's plans to watch The Godfather, and the Seahawks' win in No Point Conversion.

As Luke waits for a call from his doctor's office, he and Andrew discuss his opinions on voting, and whether they've changed since the presidential election. Other topics include the science of fingernail biting, Luke's hoop dreams, and Music for Your Weekend.

Special thanks to Joseph Thole and Louis Melancon for supporting today's episode.

Three days of a juice diet has had an unexpected affect on Luke. He and Andrew discuss their favorite political musical parodist, Bob Dylan's Nobel-level reticence, and a high-level Instagram copycat (who is probably not a troll, even though Andrew hopes she is.)

Special thanks to James De Pietro and Kat Schmidt for making today's show possible.

Andrew has a cold. Luke just back from the doctor, a little worse for wear. And Olive had a tough time at the vet. They discuss these developments. They also discuss a new, sobering policy at a Canadian beer company and an infuriating new policy at United Airlines.

Special thanks to Lindsey Sullivan and Sadie LaPonsie for supporting today's episode.

Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for a update on his juice diet and PodCat's health. They also discuss one man's air-horn-centered revenge plot and Blair Walsh's career setback.

Special thanks to Leslie Frye and Ingrid Keller for supporting today's episode.

Buckle-up, kids: Luke Burbank is on a new juice diet. He explains this turn of events, then he and Andrew try to whistle Aerosmith songs.

Special thanks to Sarah Goss and Melissa Carr for supporting today's show!

Andrew "Michael Winslow" Walsh creates a new TBTL sound effect on the fly. He and Luke discuss their plans for TBTL under a Trump presidency. They also discuss one of the most charming stories ever related to a smash-and-grab. And they pay tribute to Leonard Cohen with Music For Your Weekend.

Special thanks to Matthew Bourne and Maggie Stevenson for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew try to move on from the election with lighter topics, like prison breaks and famous Albanians. We also get to hear an actual song from the secret Wu-Tang record that was never meant for our ears.

Special thanks to Ian Gorton and Anand Rajaraman for sponsoring today's show!

Luke, Andrew and the TBTL listeners try to find their smiles after last night's election.

Luke and Andrew discuss their election night plans and the future of our democracy. They also talk about football.

Special thanks to Georgia Millward and Dan Patterson for supporting today's show.

Luke and Carey come home to an unwanted surprise at Burbank Springs, and we climb into the TBTL Time Machine to remember what the guys said the day Tronald Dump announced he wanted to be President.

Also, did Chris Hayes' faustian bargain re: The Cubs World Series Win cost America its future?

Thanks to David Short and Mandy Tucker for making today's TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by again to discuss Historic Beer, Lucky Champagne, and what it's *really* like to live in a tiny house.

Thanks to David Kruetz and Kate Nickel for making this episode of TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by and discusses Men's Jewelry, Sports Grudges, Lindsey Lohan, and Starbucks "Pup Cups", plus hands out some advice for a listener with a workplace "OPP".

Special thanks to Stanford Blade & Jacqeline H. and John Paul Christensen for supporting this episode of TBTL!

A new documentary about cats leads Luke and Andrew to break down the actual costs of pet ownership, from hamsters to horses. No, literally, from hamsters to horses. Also, Andrew prepares for his trip to Cleveland, and Luke deals with a skin thingy.

Special thanks to Martha Zumack and Julie Huffman for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their Halloween evenings. (Andrew got everything he could hope for. Luke, not so much.) They also discuss a recently discovered hoax in the world of mixology.

Special thanks to Cody Larson and Michael Ford for supporting today's episode!