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We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala vs getting Rand to drink her breast milk. We thought it was a solid premiere! In Salt Lake City, we went ice fishing, saw Jen Shah's delusions, Meredith protecting her family, and Mary pooting. We went to Hotel Gizelle where Depends, popping squats, and reasonable shadiness were served. Gizelle even got a luggage plus one to the couples trip. In San Diego, we watched most of the RHOBH ladies kiss Erika’s butt while she told us mommy is paying the bills. Come judge with us! 

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Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use them in the music video. Is Mia messy? Or is she just saying what we were all thinking. Meredith has finally found her voice and is standing up for her son, saying that is the only thing he has to identify with! We did appreciate rewatching Jen Shah's apology tour but she keeps at it, liking posts about Brooks, calling Heather mean names and a racist. Where did those churros come from? In Beverly Hills, Erika still doesn't want to talk to Sutton, Garcelle keeps wheeling her around, and Rinna finally makes G break. Team Garcelle or Team Rinna? Which side is Erika on? Is she the grieving wife with her husband with dementia? Or the woman that was scorned and not a part of embezzling millions of dollars? Come judge with us!

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Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big forehead? Did anyone really not know that peanuts came in shells? Is Jen Shah going to jail? Did someone in the group tip off the feds? Will Sharieff divorce Jen? Does Mary talk to mannequins? Will Heather’s daughter be a Good Time Girl? Do chiropractors make a lot of money? Will Meredith and Lisa stay friends? Is Erika confusing car crashes? Where does it snow in LA? Were Peeeekay and Mo high at dinner? Is Dorit bullying Garcelle? We discuss these and more in this week's episode. Come judge with us!

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We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and Gizelle dished about cheating (first hand experience), Candiace called Ashley all sort of names, Wendy and Karen were left out of Roby'ns birthday party and Mia had a heartfelt lunch with her mom. In Beverly Hills, we continue the dinner party from hell (part deux) where Erika threatens (no wait, promises to sue Sutton, Dorit said we should all be scared, but really, Erika wants people to shut the eff up! Peeeekayyy is the voice of reason and we think he should be crisis management for Erika. Garcelle hosts a beautiful Haitian dinner and Erika looked at her phone the whole time. Come judge with us! 

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We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Kathy telling Dorit not to talk at the table was iconic. In Potomac, we saw Karen be sworn is as the ambassador of Surry County and announcing she also has a candle line, it’s three wicks. Wendy is still fighting with Robyn and Gizelle because Mia told her the girls said she was a “weak bitch" but maybe made up the bitch part... We had the finale of New York with an identity swap, boobies with pasties, and throwing plates. Leah and Ramona definitely had the most fun acting like one another and we had a blast watching them. Come judge with us! 

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This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after she blew everything up. Over at Crystal's third party of the week, Dorit tried to call Garcelle a bully and Erika said Sutton doesn’t want to be apart of the small town gossip. In New York the women had a Galentine's Day dressed in ugly pajamas, Eboni found her father, Sonja was drinking at home, and Ramona was getting calls from Harry! Come judge with us! 

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We are back to judging, baby! What would we do without Erika this season on RHOBH? We can’t get enough of Sutton being a PI, matching the timeline, and asking how $20 million went missing. Kyle and Dorit were quick to jump on Sutton's ship until the Christmas party. Erika and her new low voice seemed very subdued and Dorit was flip flopping while Garcelle says the victims are the most important thing. Kathy says the dinner was good practice for Erika. Meanwhile in New York, Ramona was a monster, no longer our monster, making that dinner hard to watch. Sonja was speaking all the truth but her execution while ten shots in wasn’t ideal. Will Eboni meet her real father? In Potomac, the ladies call out Wendy and “happiness” for being different this year, on the inside as well as the outside. Gizelle is calling out everyone on their stuff, including Robyn who appears to be depressed, but won’t own anything of her own. Come judge with us! 

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We are so excited to welcome our special guest this week, Dorinda Medley! Dorinda's here to talk about her new book Make It Nice, which comes out Tuesday, August 17th. We talk all things Blue Stone Manor, her time in London, how she spent the last year, and what's in the future. What were we doing here without Dorinda(s book)?! Her book is a must-read as it gives more details into Dorinda's life with some helpful lessons along the way--we both really enjoyed it and we hope you enjoy this episode. Come judge with us!

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We are back to our regularly scheduled programming with RHOBH, RHOP & RHONY! Erika can't keep her facts straight! Has she talked to Tom? Has he called her every day? Are there burner phones? Has she said too much? Will her openness and honesty bite her in the ass? Can someone get Kathy a straw and some chia seeds?!!! Meanwhile in Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn invite Mia to get a cocktail...without Karen! Mia says if they want to talk business they can book her with her assistant. The Peace Out Pajama Party looked fun, it included fireball shots, conga lines, and playing "Never Have I Ever." In New York, Sonja claims that she can't walk because she slept with Dylan...later we find out slept meant pass out, with his girlfriend in the hotel room. The girls catch her in the lie but she then tells Leah it was a threesome! We can appreciate someone that keeps going with the story! We can't wait for the Christmas video in 2021! Come judge with us! 

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While Summer Mary lives her best life in Boston, Courtney is joined by special guest, Ryan Bailey! We talk literally everything from pop culture to Bravo to who knows what! Ryan is a delight with his impressions and bold takes. We talk about RHONY and this season's cast--the party Lu threw for Ramonja; is Leah too much? Would you want documentation before singing Lu's song? We discuss RHOP and how great the rivalry is between Gizelle and Karen. Is Zen Wen also too much? Second season housewives, amirite?! Even though there was no RHOBH this week, we still discuss Erika and Tom and how enjoyable this season has been! Come judge with us!

You can find Ryan on IG @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey and his podcast of the same name!

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Beverly Hills continues to deliver! Is Erika just starting her acting career or have we been conned for years? Between hearing about the car crash, her admitting to his affairs, and the divorce, we seriously can't get enough. Did Tom fall down the cliff, call her from the car, when he was unconscious? We also loved Dorit relating to the story and can't help but think that Kathy and Sutton are on to Erika. In Potomac, Karen and RAYYYYYYmonnndddd have a love party where we find out Mia is a bartender (stripper), Wendy is watching Eddie and his answers like a hawk, and Candiace and Chris met at work. Over in NY, we wanted to see more of Sonja breaking glass and the fight with Bershan. But we were glad to learn more about the women's past. Come judge with us! 

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This is one of the best weeks of Bravo television in the last year! The Potomac premiere was a messy fiery box: we got to meet to knew characters, “Happy” and “Ness” plus Mia. Gizelle is planning to tell all of Karen’s truth including the drunk truth, cheating truth, and broke truth. Thank G for the Karen v Gizelle feud. In Beverly Hills, Erika doesn’t wear waterproof mascara and we can’t agree if we feel empathy for her or if she is getting an award for best actress. In Salem, Bershan and Sonja go at each other for being a clown, ho, and blabber mouth. Watch out for Ramona's "makeup"! Come judge with us! 

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Harry Hamlin really pulled out all the stops for the ladies with his bolognese, fresh tomato’s, spinach, and table decor: he is a true renaissance man. We got to see inside THE Kathy Hilton’s home, in her pjs, as her friends played tennis. Kathy keeps stirring the pot by bringing up Thomasina, Hunky Dory, and Sutton has a break down over giftleather pants. Meanwhile in Salem, the girls buy vibrators on the tour bus and hope to make love to a ghost while in latex. Ramona wants to play games and Eboni wants her to get real. Come judge with us! 

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Truly, we are loving RHOBH this season! We can’t stop talking about #coatgate, the definition of violated, Tom, and Scott Disick! Rinna is thriving thinking she could be a grandma to Mason, Penelope, and Reign. Nothing happened in Beverly Hills but everything at the same time. In Harlem, the ladies got an education from Eboni and we meet new Friend Of Ramona, Bershawn, who wants to have a good time. Eboni and Ramona sit down and talk "politics" when Ramona really just wants to talk to Coco. Come judge with us! 

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This week we talk about our Prolon fast, #FreeBritney, Kelly Dodd and Covid plus a realllll deep dive of this week's RHOBH! We have so much to say about Erika. Is she telling us everything or nothing? Was she pushed out? Was she just eye candy? How much did she know? Did she really drop Tom off at work and pack up her life? Meanwhile the other women can’t stop talking about #coatgate and we want to have some dumplings! Come judge with us! 

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Big news this week: Fancy Pants, the lady who only drinks champs, is back on RHOC; Dodd, Elizabeth, and Braunwyn got the axe. We discuss “The Housewife and the Hustler” and if we think that Erika knew she was married to a con artist, which may be an unpopular opinion... We chat the Bravo Cinematic Universe as we are in the same timeline of the two election parties on the east coast (RHONY) and west coast (RHOBH), as well as Sutton’s $35k luncheon. Come judge with us! 

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Summer Mary is officially here and you know what that means: pure chaos! We are still on our cast trips in both RHONY and RHOBH. We watch as Lu request an apology from Eboni for Lu's bad behavior--HUH?! Sonja and Eboni are the friendship we didn't know we needed! And we are basically over Leah and Heather. It may be time to leave the Hamptons... Over in BH or Tahoe, Crystal and Sutton will just never get along. There were too many chats that went absolutely nowhere. Rinna compared her situation with Denise to a preposterous one that had us all scratching our heads. Can't she focus more on the synchronized swimming and less on her nonsense?! It was definitely time to leave Tahoe. And then the 30 second bombshell of Erika filing for divorce. TO BE CONTINUED...

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This week we remain classy and educated (LOL) in The Hamptons with the ladies of RHONY. What is classier than drawing naked men? P, V, D, C you next Tuesday... Are grown women allowed to talk about sex over lamb curry? Not according to Ramona and Leah thinks Ramona is a ho for it, but somehow Eboni is the angry woman? Meanwhile in Lake Tahoe, Kathy Hilton is still the star with her bottoms up water prank and Sutton and her thin legs were not in on the fun! Team Crystal or Team Sutton? Come judge with us! 

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This week we discuss 10 reasons of why Bravolebs should be fired (ed note: its not for being simply annoying!). Plus, we break down RHOBH, RHONY, and RHONJ reunion. The ladies of Beverly Hills fly private to Lake Tahoe to eat blackened salmon and tell two truths and a lie. In New York, the ladies class it up oyster shucking, dressing like Audrey Hepburn and send Heather Holla Thompson to the lower level. Sonja and Leah are off the rails and Eboni continues to be the voice of reason while Lu talks about Garth (much to Sonja's dismay). In New Jersey, we learn Luis has watched every single episode of New Jersey and wonder if Marge started the rumor. Come judge with us!

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Courtney is back from Hawaii and we had so much to catch up on! We discuss the RHONJ reunion: who is team Jen and who is team Gorga? Nothing was stopping Jen from dropping truth bombs like "I know who started the rumor about Jackie: Marge!" Does Joe Gorga pay his workers? Will Melissa and Joe make it? Meanwhile in the Hamptons, Lu is drinking fake rose, Ramona is the wine police, and Sonja is talking to William on FaceTime about her family, you know, THE MORGAN'S! Eboni continues to be a class act and stick up for herself and what is right, we adore her. The Beverly Hills ladies are back! We welcome 35 year old Crystal Minkoff, her husband directed The Lion King. A dentist named Kathy, Kyle's new nose, Rinna's same apology tour, Garcelle's flawless skin, Sutton paying her landlord Maurice, and Erika getting us to empathize with her for what's about to come, and DOOR-IT...come judge with us!

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We are still on Cloud Nine after the shout out from Andy Cohen on last's weeks reunion episode of Summer House. So much so that we were able to snag a chat with Summer House star and winner of our March Madness competition, Carl Radke! Carl gets candid and shares his experiences from this past summer, the first part of the reunion, updates on Loverboy, and his general well-being. Carl was a doll and we are so appreciative of him joining us on the pod. Come join us!

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A LOT of news happening this week: Scheana had Summer Moon to complete Vanderpump Drools filming has started for VPR; the ALL STARS are currently filming in Turks and Caico! We say goodbye to the end of Summer House, which we are truly sad about. What a great season! In Dallas, we have very differing opinions of Kary: did she redeem herself this episode or was this her final episode? Who should come back next season? On the Atlanta reunion, we got back to the dungeon and dissect Kenya vs Drew. We love how Andy warned Ralph that there are PI's all over the country now so he can't be going to strip clubs in Tampa (welcome to SMPI!). In New Jersey, we see Frank pay up for his bets and literally kiss Joey Gorga's ass. Tre is denying her love even though everybody already knows (poor Dave) and is Delores a "broken woman?" Come judge with us! 

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We are back! We talk about Jax Taylor being a father, Kary of Dallas having covid, RHOBH trailer, and Nonno’s beautiful memorial--and that’s only the news! Plus we talk Summer House: meeting Des and he and Hannah having sex in every corner of the house. In Atlanta, we find out about LaToya's "spiritual journey" with Prophet Lott and why he can’t bless Drew’s baby. What is the real truth behind this messy story? In Dallas, Kary “apologizes” to Charles, throws salsa and tomato juice on the bed and then stays up all night doing laundry--what a gem! Meanwhile Kam gives Louie's wardrobe to Fanci and D'Andra gets and “angry” email from her stepmother. In New Jersey, Gina Marie connects with all them women and Dolores is more sad about her dead dog than David not being her soulmate. Come judge with us! 

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We've finally done it, Jurors! This week we bring you a special episode of TJG, with our very first guest ever: Margaret Josephs! The Marge has her book coming out Tuesday 4/13 called Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget: How to Survive in Business and Life. We got to chat with her about all things with the book, RHONJ and more! (Are we now best friends?!) We highly recommend that you get this book however you can!

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Another housewife off to Camp? We fully breakdown Jen Shah's arrest and indictment. Thanks to the amazing Juror, Allegra, for breaking down the indictment for all the true fans. Shah and her #1 assistant, Stuart, are going down. In Atlant,a we head down to New Orleans to enjoy some alligator, booty popping, and Marlo having to pick between being friends with Kenya or Porsha. Down the shore, we have Jen vs Marge, Jackie vs. Joe B, Tre vs Joey Gorga, and Melissa vs a cheese plate. Marge calls Jennifer a sloppy drunk and Jennifer says Marge is sloppy for sleeping with her boss! We can't get enough of Jersey and Evan not cheating on Jackie. In Dallas, Brandi is a bus driver and can't believe D'Andra would talk about her "racist videos" to the press. Come judge with us! 

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Lot's to catch up on this week as we talk about the last four men standing in March Madness: who will take it home? We discuss all things Summer House and if Luke and Lindsey hooked up, how Hannah has lost her mind, and why we want Paige to unblock us. In Jersey, we head down to the shore and Tre passes out vibrators to shove up Jackie's a**. Joe B. gets thrown under the bus and Jackie thinks Tre found her confidence in jail. In Dallas, D'Andra makes up with Mamma Dee so she can continue to get her inheritance and Tiffany has a luau at her husband's hotel. Brandi thinks mediation isn't the word of God and D'Andra thinks she's a Cafeteria Christian (pass the blue jello). We'd also like to note that you may want to lower the volume around the 1 hour 5 minute mark... In Atlanta, Fallyn throws a Halloween party and LaToya had some things to say, luckily she narrowly escaped being attacked by a golf club. Come judge with us!

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This week we break down the most wonderful time of the year: objectifying the men of Bravo in our March Madness bracket! Join us as we discuss each contestant and their seeding, the snubs, who we want to win, who predict to go far and much more! Come judge with us and don't forget to vote starting this Thursday!

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We come to you a little late this week as Mary got her second vaccine and it hit her a bit harder than expected. We talk Summer House, Below Deck Sailing and the Meghan/Harry/Oprah ,interview. Then we deep dive New Jersey. Can we stop talking about the "affair" at the gym?! We discuss Joe Gorga's business deals and why would Tre let this woman bashing her brother sell her house? In Dallas we are #TeamTiffany, and we would have left early too. Tiffany said it best, "I can't change that I'm Asian, that's your problem!" Medicine Monday at D'Andra's look like it will be fun with the hairstylist/Shaman. In Atlanta, we watch Kenya and Drew sing fight and see that Page Six got the story about a threesome at the bachelorette party. Come judge with us!! 

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We had a lot of fun this week including a deep dive into Summer House! Whose side are you on: Hannah or Kyle? Why does a house meeting about cleaning turn into a relationship talk about Amanda and Kyle? We would disinvite her to our weddings as well. Meanwhile in Atlanta, Kandi isn't saying anything, except that Kenya isn't lying. Tanya admits to sleeping in Porsha's room, BIG MISTAKE! Drew tells Ralph all about the bachelorette party to try to get him to tell her what happened in Tampa. In Dallas, Brandi makes Tiffany feel awkward by saying she feels awkward around her. She also thought Tiffany was trying to say Brandi was passing out drugs. Brandi "quitting" the show last week is beginning to make a lot of sense now. In New Jersey we all got punked! But who thinks pretending you are cheating on your husband is funny? We get to enjoy the mean boozing, playing poker, and have a wasabi challenge! Come judge with us! 

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The Atlanta Housewives brought it this week with Bolo! We love a good time stamp and he left at 7:06am...and Kenya Moore became an MKEPI and is trying to figure out who kept him up all night. Courtney has her suspicions and it's not just about Porsha and Tanya...what happens in North Carolina doesn't stay in SC as Cynthia would say. We wrap up the RHOSLC reunion and see Andy has eyes for coach Shah. Will Mary and Jen be friends next season? The entire cast is coming back! In New Jersey, the ladies head down Lake George sans Jackie who Tre will not apologize to even tho Gia says she should say sorry! Tre just can't see that she has done anything wrong...come judge with us!

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This week we got the premiere of RHONJ and boy did it hit the spot! Welcome back, ladies! We sure have missed you! Is Teresa jealous of Jackie and her life? Why would she spread the rumor? Do we think Teresa understands what an analogy is? Can we discuss Marge's home interior...? RHOA misled us with no strippers this week after 2 weeks of waiting! Why, Bravo, why?! The RHOSLC reunion had us wondering about Mary again. But we want her back. We want them all back! And Heather needs to chill. Girl, you're a fan favorite--we see you! Whose side are you on in the continuing war of D'Andra vs Kary? Will either of them apologize to the other and beg for their friendship? We just want to drink some cold ones with Jeremy under the moonlight. Come judge with us!

*Shows are listed in the title in the order we speak about them!

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The freshman season of RHOSLC reunion did not disappoint! The ladies came out ready to rumble! Mary definitely held her own as Lisa Barlow tried to protect her image against Whitney and Heather. Is Heather really the Queen Bee this season? What was Andy alluding to when asking Jen if something happened in the past with her husband? We can't wait for next week! In Dallas, Tiffany threw a very chic pizza party that included: crickets, booties, and a curfew. Are the women just jealous of her mansion and successful job? We talk about the stellar premiere of Summer House and have some great recommendations to watch this week. Come judge with us!

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IT IS OUR 200th EPISODE! To celebrate, we did absolutely nothing. We couldn't be sadder that the RHOSLC season is already over. Thank Mary for a three-part reunion. We are so curious who will come back next season! We are so proud of Heather for finally sticking up to Jen! Meredith really made a statement with her facemask before it was on trend. Meanwhile in Isle of Palm, Kenya is ordering lunch for herself and Kandi has had enough of it!! Will Marlo and Kenya ever make up? We did appreciate Drew's autograph to LaToya. In Dallas, Kary blurts out her daughter troubles, D'Andra tells us about her cocaine addiction in her 20s, and Brandi is the peacemaker--who knew! Come judge with us!

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We break down the Madison/Jay/Austen/Kristin drama and recap the Southern Charm finale. Where is the show going? We were blessed with only sitting through two reunions in Orange County. #freeSean as Braunwyn, you can't have your cake and eat it too! In Dallas, Kary and D'Andra are fighting like sisters. How dare D'Andra serve warm tequila! Can Captain Brandi referee this fight? The ladies of Atlanta get to meet Sasha and Ralph really plays it up as the perfect husband. They head down to Isle of Palm in a sprinter without A/C while LaToya and Kenya have the luxury of a PJayyy with a baby. Kenya assigns rooms and the women are about to get into some trouble! In Vegas with SLC we really get to see Jen Shah come undone, pointing fingers, slapping women, being taken out by her bodyguard all to figure out "who lied to her." Luckily, the Shah Squad keeps her "under control." Come judge with us! 

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Hi jurors! Lots to cover this week: Below Deck, Southern Charm, RHOC, RHOA, RHOD, and RHOSLC. Did Braunwyn offer Shannon's daughter the good stuff? In Atlanta, Cynthia contemplates inviting her dad to her wedding against her mother's wishes, who doesn't know what a PSA is. The ladies of Salt Lake head to Sin City to race cars, shop, and hold grudges. You are either Team Shah or you can just die. In Dallas, Kam throws Kary an epic 50th birthday and we still have to talk about chicken feet and watch Tiffany get wasted and thrown in the pool. Come judge with us!

P.S. The shows are listed chronologically in the title so you know when we talk about which show during the episode!

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Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley montage going to college had us in tears. RHOC wrapped up with an uncomfortable beach party and having everyone confront each other in one sitting. Will there be another season of RHOC? Who do you want to come back? In Dallas, we get a tour of Tiffany's mansion and have dim sum with the ladies. Would you eat a chicken foot? In Salt Lake City, as one marriage gets back together is another one is breaking? Bathtub splashing at a spa 3 hours and 45 minutes away with Jen worrying about the future of the Shahs. But a good sit down and discussion ensues. Come judge with us!

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We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chunky sister. Brandi confronts her video head on and the women come together to show each others gobblers at Stephanie's pool party. We celebrate Porsha without Kenya and wonder if Cynthia wants to marry Mike or just have a wedding? Elizabeth is growing on us in Orange County as Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and a potential life without Sean. In Salt Lake City, Jen throws a Shah-mazing surprise party for Coach Shah but glasses are thrown and balloons are popped as Whitney confronts her about Meredith and Lisa being scared of her. Will Mary be invited to any other parties? Maybe she could throw one at one of her five houses! Come judge with us! 

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New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us!

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While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After!

We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first episodes from each season. FYI, Season 1 is listed as Bethenny Getting Married. (You can watch this on Peacock for FREE.99!) We need to know when Jason turned, because honestly, we were loving him in these episodes. Perhaps more than Bethenny loved him? Can you believe we all spent an hour a week watching her? Love her or hate her, she is our Bethenny. Wild times... Come judge with us and happy holidays to you all!

We also want to thank all of you for keeping us together in what has been a truly crazy year. TJG has always been a fun outlet to escape reality and laugh at Bravolebs together and its been so amazing to have a community of like-minded jurors. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for taking this wild ride with us. We really love each and every one of you! x

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TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim and Kyle, Cedric & LVP, Adrienne and the buffet. An iconic episode! Come judge with us!

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The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the feels watching Riley graduate from high school. It's the Sundance Film Festival in SLC plus fashion week and we get a crossover with Lala and Katie from VPR. Come judge with us! 

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And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoodlum and admits to not wanting to be a grandfather f*cker. Meredith makes Seth leave the house without a tear and Whitney takes her dad to sober living: we simply can't get enough of these women. In Atlanta, we want to give Kenya a hug and got goosebumps from Porsha activating her activism. Meanwhile in Orange County, we are living in the world of covid and want out as badly as Braunwyn wants to be out of her house. Come judge with us! 

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We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to Elizabeth, is she a con artist? Shannon slurs her words and we continue to see Braunwyn on her sobriety journey while maybe also showing us her dark side. RHOSLC continues to impress us: Jen gets in a fight with herself, Mary throws a "Met Gala", everyone knows Meredith is getting a divorce, and Heather just wants her lollipop drumsticks! Come judge with us! 

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Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could take it as seriously as they did...) Jen continues to be extra; Heather is still striving for perfection; Whitney throws a Prohibition party in an antiques store; Brooks hates on Jen and tells his mom who she can and can't have a sleepover with; Lisa is still drinking Diet Cokes. This cast has been so fun to watch and we've loved getting to know all the ladies on the same level with a new franchise. We do a quick recap of Southern Charm too, which shows the beginning of Miss Rona. The boys party, the girls help Kathryn move and we continue to wonder how Madison and Austen are together. Have a great holiday and come judge with us!

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We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't going to let Karen be a model for her hats and Wendy get initiated by bugs. In Orange County, Braunwyn and Sean do the kiss of death and renew their vows as Kelly and Shannon chug tequila, Braunwyn's trigger. Are we over Below Deck? We need more crew drama! Who goes home after a night out at the end of a charter?! Shep is having his redemption season and we are loving Leva, the newbie. Come judge with us! 

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We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was a little dark this week so we skim that but join the women of Potomac in Portugal. It made us want to go on vacation, we'd even let Mickey Darby chaperone! Plus, we venture to Salt Lake City and get to know six new women from all different backgrounds, faiths, and religion. Come judge with us!

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Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen says she has common sense. The girls are headed to Portugal while Monqiue stays at home and countersues Candiace. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues to cry, Gina invites Matt to a birthday party, Kelly Dodd isn't concerned about Coronavirus, and we still can't figure out Elizabeth. We also talk the premiere episodes of Below Deck (Welcome back, Eddie!) and Southern Charm (but not welcome back to a few people...). Come judge with us! 

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This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues on her sobriety journey while throwing Shannon under the bus. Did she say Gina's house was sad? Gina thinks Braunwyn is a sloppy chihuahua and drunk all the time making Braunwyn admit to the women she is 30 days sober. Won't you judge with us? 

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