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RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn about Sean and his "creepy" texts. Kelly is getting edited out--bye! In Potomac, Monique is charged with second degree assault and Candiace wants her prosecuted to the fullest extent. The ladies don't want Monique to go to jail. Uncle Lump was the MVP this episode and we want him to get in front of Michael with a camera. Come judge with us! 

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We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to apologize to Candiace. Will Candiace press charges or adopt a dog? We were pleasantly surprised with the RHOC premiere. Shannon, Braunwyn, and Kelly are all neighbors and many of the women have found love. Elizabeth Vargas is the new girl on the block and Gina is the modern day Brady Bunch in a townhouse. Come judge with us!

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We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was right and everyone was wrong. Is anybody Team Monique still? Courtney may be leaving some space for her but is Team Wendy. Mary lies on the side of Robyn, Gizelle, Wendy & Candiace (unfortunately). In reality, does anybody actually win? Is Ashley Team Monique because nobody is talking about Michael's infidelities right now? Should Mary, Robyn and MKE start a private detectives company? "You almost had me!" We left this episode wanting more and the trailer for the rest of the season left us chomping at the bit. Come judge with us!

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Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas. And finally, Karen and Ray sitting down with a life coach/radio host and Ray saying he "thinks" he's still in love with Karen. The Potomac women really put the REAL in reality tv. Come judge with us! 

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We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they have threesomes, and Monique comes for Candiace about sleeping. We can't wait for next week. We wrap up the Beverly Hills and RHONY reunions and continue to mourn the loss of our beloved Dorinda Medley. Come judge with us! 

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Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week!

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Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip clubs and has a wife and boyfriend. Brandi Glanville goes on WWHL as the women over Beverly Hills still fight about Denise, who clearly doesn't care. New York reunion is strong with the women fighting about the Covid, turkey basters, and we find out why Dorinda is really mad at Tinsley. Come judge with us!

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We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. Did Garcelle not pay $5k to the charity? Who is the gaslighter: Rinna or Denise? In Potomac, we head to Monique's lake house where Wendy didn't get the memo that newborns were also allowed to come. She won't apologize for it and Ashley tells her that's why she doesn't have a lot of female friends. Come judge with us!! 

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We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the same. In the finale of Beverly Hills, Denise and Rinna come head-to-head with Rinna accusing Denise of lying about a family emergency and a cease and desist. Dorit also had a party for a non-alcoholic champagne, but seriously, what's the point? In Potomac, Karen sets a new standard for invitations and has a housewarming party to welcome her back into Potomac (even though she is renting and Ray has his stuff packed for Florida.) Come judge with us! 

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We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Candiace is in the hot seat and feels ganged up by the girls (again). Jamal buys his daughters a restaurant for their mom's birthday and T'Challa is still working on his potty training. In Mexico, Ramona "confronts" Dorinda with an article and gets so nervous while "diflecting" about it she shits her robe. Sonja has her "told you so moment," featuring her fashion line in a real store, and we couldn't be happier for her. Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, we debut the Buca Di Beppo Capri room and have Teddi's baby shower that Brandi somehow gets invited to. Did she suck Denise's cl*t? Come judge with us! 

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We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace going to have a baby? Will Robyn marry Juan? Will Gizelle and Jamal make it the second time around? Plus meet the new housewife Wendy! In Rome, we pretend like nothing really happened with Denise, drive Ferraris, drink wine, shop at Dolce & Gabbana, and talk about Aaron. Sorry we keep mixing up names and thank YOU all for the love and support. You are loyal listeners and we feel privileged that you judge with us each week. XO

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We are living for all the fashion, glam, margaritas, and pearls in Rome. So did everyone knew the sex bomb that Teddi was going to drop at dinner besides Denise and Garcelle? Who did Sutton hear that from? We love that she wouldn't bring that up at the table. Did Brandi and Denise make out or have sex? Which team are you on: Team Denise, Team Everyone Else or Team No One? In Mexico, Ramona continues to be our monster and tries to ignore Leah while telling the group she is bipolar. Sonja had one too many margaritas and we hope Lu falls in some bushes! Come judge with us!

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This is the week we've been waiting for: Brandi finally tells Kyle, Teddi, and Kim (you know super casual, with full glam) that she hooked up with Denise. She said if she told anyone Aaron would kill Denise. Courtney gets extremely mad at Mary for being on Team Brandi. We can't wait till next week in Rome (we love Dorit's Italian skills)! In New York, Ramona celebrates her 63rd birthday with all 50 of her girlfriends, Bravo counted them all. Leah starts a train, Sonja is dancing on broken glass, and Ramona says cut the cameras, come judge with us! 

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GOD BLESS RHONY! This ranked as one of the top 5 episodes of all time and we are still in the BEZERKSHIRES! We have Ramona clogging a toilet, Dorinda slurring her words to defend Sonja, Sonja kissing anyone, Lu sleeping in a hotel, and Leah still having her period. How do we get a bachelorette party at Blue Stone Manor? Meanwhil,e Kyle throws her first annual black and white party and we watch the "rich" bid on vacations. The ladies won't let it go with Denise and we get to see some old friends: the Maloofs, Eileen Davidson, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, Kim Richards' new boobs, Kris Jenner, Camille, and Brandi! Come judge with us!

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Happy 4th of July, Jurors! This week we come to you slightly early where we discuss the very first episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't stress enough how much fun these franchise first episodes are! Nene has never changed and still loves the spotlight. She and Kim had a true friendship whereas she was definitely frenemies with Sheree. She didn't even make the guest list! The women were also the original WAGS as many of them were married to athletes. We also talk Bugsy's return on Below Deck and those rude as hell charter guests. Come judge with us!

We hope you have time to relax and spend time with those close to you this holiday weekend. Stay safe and have a great 4th!

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Just because there wasn't new RHONY or RHOBH doesn't mean we can't talk for over an hour! This week we tell you our final thoughts on the VPR reunion plus the show overall. We debrief Below Deck and are so happy Lara/Lana is gone! Is Bugsy coming back to take the chief stew position? We also debrief RHOBH Season 1, Episode 1 (on Hulu in USA and Netflix elsewhere). It was so fun to go down memory lane with Taylor, Adrienne, LVP, Camille and the Richards sisters. Adrienne, can you take us on a private jet to a game? We can take Giggy's place! Come judge with us!  

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We are back! We weigh in on the Stassi and Kristen getting fired, as well as Brett and Max. What is the future of Bravo? We also say goodbye to Tinsletown. We are so excited for her, Strawberry, Shortcake, and her closet--she fought for that happy ending. Dorinda and her turkey baster NEED to stop! We talk Below Deck and Hannah being pregnant plus RHOBH last week. Garcelle's award, Kyle's "picnic" and Aaron crushing Denise's hand. Come judge with us! 

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This week we get to see Leah's highs and lows and in our opinion, she fits in perfectly with this cast. Should her sister be able to come to Rhode Island? Will she get kicked out of Rhode Island? In Beverly Hills, we travel to Santa Barbara to go to bed at 10pm. Are the girls ganging up on Denise? Is it okay to talk about threesomes and hookers with your children? VPR gave us a filler episode with Tom Schwartz dirty feet date night and apparently everyone else has threesomes at SUR. Come judge with us! 

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Was the finale of VPR the actual final episode? Jax and "his show" showed his true colors and LVP wasn't buying it. The Witches of Weho are dunzo and Jax and Tom are "on a break." In Beverly Hills, the girls got their astrology charts read while continuing to question Kyle and Teddi being BFFs. Why do people care so much? Sorry they went to couples therapy and sleep in the same bed. The New Yorkers went to a Russian bath house to get hit bushes by men. Dorinda is feeling attacked but also just attacks right back. Do we feel sorry for her mourning Richards death post John break up? Is Ramona the voice of reason? Come judge with us! 

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We debrief the drama surrounding Southern Charm and Kathryn vs Cam & the girls. In VPR, we continue to see Jax spiral and wonder if he is hooking up with a Lit Method instructor? Who's pool party would you want to be at? The retirement party or Tom and Ariana's? The girls of RHONY visited a winery, or maybe apple orchard, and Dorinda mentions it all. She is securing her spot as the new villain this season: Leave Tinsdale alone! She also breaks up with John and mourns Richard's death. In Beverly Hills, we aren't sure what we are fighting about...Joey the make up artist? Sutton ruining the DNA party (that didn't happen)? Denise get glam? Come judge with us! 

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The girls of Beverly Hills are entertaining us; we can watch Kyle be jealous of Dorit's glam and no one wanting to be ALLIN all day. Why does Denise not want to talk about threesomes? We were hopeful that VPR would redeem themselves and they did with Jax being Jax and allegedly admitting to his drug problem. Who did Kristen make a sex tape with? Dorinda is the new Sonja reminiscing about Richard and 1985. Lu takes the first sip of vodka and we get to see our old friend, Jacques. Did she f*ck the pirate? We say goodbye to Summer House, potentially for good. Come judge with us!

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We are so happy that RHOBH is bringing it this season. Was Teddi crying because she is pregnant or did Sutton hurt her feelings? Do we love Sutton or love to hate her? Why can't we see more drunk Kyle and Dorit and high Mauricio? But seriously, what does Aaron do for a living? In RHONY, it was New York Fashion Week and Sonja Morgan debuted her "ready to wear" line but Leah wasn't ready to wear pajamas. We are so happy Tinsley got her groove back even with her curly hair. In Summer House, we still wonder why Paige and Amanda care so much about Hannah hooking up with Luke. We are also glad that Lindsey didn't let Paige activate her. In VPR, we get to see Beau propose to Stassi and Brit jealous that she didn't get a party at Villa Rosa. Should Kristen have been there? Come judge with us! 

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God bless RHONY and RHOBH! They are giving us life in quarantine. You know it's a good RHONY episode when it was recorded only over 24 hours and you never left the house. Leah fits right in throwing tiki torches and encouraging Tinsley to go topless all the while telling Sonja it's not 1985 and "the yacht has sailed." In Beverly Hills, we are loving the power couple that is Erika Jayne and Garcelle. Did you miss Kyle this week? Sutton is very Ramona talking to the Mayor and her parking tickets. We discuss if Luke is a f*ckboy and why are Amanda and [name redacted] jealous? In VPR, Beau prepares to propose to his Dark Passenger and the New Class takes over. Can we please start being nice to SheShu? Come judge with us!

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This week we travel to New York for the premiere of RHOBH, because you know we need to take the annual pilgrimage for fashion week. Kyle bought a fashion line with no experience and Dorit is appalled. We meet the new girls, Garcelle and Sutton, and welcome them with open arms. Erika Jayne finally shows us her past at Shakers and Teddi tells us she is pregnant. Also, Denise stopped filming in December. RHONY is still at Ramona's in the Hamptons and Lu will not be put in the basement (lower-level?). The girls have heart-to-hearts at a winery and Sonja doesn't stop drinking there...she is not an accessory and she doesn't shave her pu**y. In Vanderpump Rules, Katie and Tom get married again and we wonder if they are pushing Vanderpump Gardens on us. Can Hannah and Luke just have sex already? Come judge with us!

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Rankings: RHONY / Summer House / Family Karma / Vanderpump Rules. The RHONY girls venture to the Hamptons to shame tramp stamps and tattoos. Would it be a vacation without fighting over bedrooms? Which is worse: the fish room or the lower level? Leah still seems to be holding her own with the women as Dorinda seems to be falling apart like Blue Stone Manor. We continue to feel bad for our Sheshu and question if we should be tasting ourselves like Lala. We also feel bad for Jules trying to stay in the Summer House but are loving the budding relationship with Luke and Hannah, Paige stay out of it. Does Vishal love anybody more than himself? Come judge with us!

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RHONY couldn't have come at a better time! We open with bashing Bethenny and as Broadway says, the show must go on...without her. Ramona is feeling lonely this season and Lu is officially a free woman...to enjoy her cocktails. Sonja has a concussion and misses her daughter while Dorinda places herself as the villian this season by taking on Tinsley. Who else is obsessed with the new girl Leah? Over in the Hamptons, we celebrate Kyle's 37th birthday with an Animal House Frat Party. Carlito decides since he isn't getting ass that he will kick out Jules and Jordans' ass out of the house. In VPR, we have to celebrate Jax once again and his 40th birthday. Sandoval gets "arrested" and this triggers Katie and Bubba turns on her. Don't worry, Jax is still not the number one guy in the group. Come judge with us! 

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This week we get into Family Karma! We are obsessed with Bali and Anisha. We wonder if Brian and Monica will ever make it Are we ready for Vishal to go away? We get EXTRA in VPR with stilts, old Tom costumes, a funeral for Daug, and the witches of Weho officially break up. What's gonna happen to the wine? In Summer House, Luke shows a different side...does he have a GF, is he exclusive, can he still kiss Hannah? Lindsey continues to cry over Carl and Amanda and Kyle get a visit from their parents. Come judge with us! 

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March Madness is upon us! Don't forget to vote in our IG polls! This week, we FINALLY get to end the Kentucky wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Taylor, or is it Mr. & Mrs. Cauchi? Why did Carter come? Why would Sandoval only get a B-/C+? He gets an A in our book! And Bravo, if you're listening, we do NOT need the New Class. Jersey proved to us this week that the reunion could have only been TWO parts. But we did enjoy Danielle sitting on a chair NOT next to Andy. Did Marge have to accept Tre's apology in order to secure her spot next season? Will we ever see that time capsule 10 years from now? Do we want to see it (moldy donuts?!)? In Summer House, Carlito and his three balls are still proving why he's single. Have you ever called anyone 29 times in a row (Mary has!)? Mary would also let Luke play the guitar for her, even if it is a badly written song. Courtney would pull a Hannah and make out with him to stop. Come judge with us!

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Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the group? Technically, he did get married before Tom Schwartz and Katie... Should we feel bad for Kristen? Beau truly is a knight in shining armor and ladles. In New Jersey we got to hear from the men. Do Delores and Frank sleep together? Does Jennifer ever shut up? Where will Danielle sit? In Summer House, Lindsey gets activated and Carl goes back to being a f*ckboy. Do we like Jules and Jordan? Boys night vs girls night...Luke vs Carl and Amanda vs Jules....come judge with us! 

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We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it!" The New Jersey reunion happened and Jennifer came in hot! We think Tre coached Jennifer to secure her spot for next season and have her on her bench #teammarge. In Summer House, Carlito is "breaking up" with Lindsey and we get the return of Jordan and his erectile dysfunction. Come judge with us! 

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Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana as we think she is so brave to show her struggles with depression. Mary hung out with her last week and she will fill you in on her current situation with her "PHD". 2. New Jersey wrapped this week exposing Tre for encouraging Danielle to pull Marge's pony. Then we fly to Italy to reunite the Guidice girls with their father and end a 20 year marriage. 3. In Summer House, Carl continues to be a f*ckboi and Amanda won't eff her own fiancé. Come join the Crazy Town, population 2 with us... P.S. Can you be exclusive and NOT have labels?!

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The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Our top show this week is Summer House! Is this Carl and Lindsey storyline made up? Does Kyle want to murder Amanda? Is Put-Together Paige painting the perfect picture of Perry? Will Hannah and Luke have a summer romance? Meanwhile on the Jersey Shore, we got Tre to finally admit that Joe is a cheater and we are planning the wedding of Gia and Frankie Jr. Below Deck reunion was worth the watch, Capt. Lee protects his "daughter", Kate, and Ashton, Brian, and Kevin continue to be brus. We get to experience another LA PRIDE with DJ James Kennedy, the White Kayne, pumping the beats and sipping vodka sodas. We learn that Jax doesn't like blondes and Dayna fights in the SUR alley with Scheana. Come judge with us! 

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Show rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hours straight. Joe Gorga took it a little far this week telling Dr. Aydin to lay his wife more. 3) VPR: will this bachelor/bachlorette party ever end? I don't want to see the future for these adult children, that was stuff made for nightmares. 4) Below Deck: wrapped up with sand in the face and in people's butts. Come judge with us! 

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GOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be on her podcast! In New Jersey Jennifer and Dolores leave the trip early and Jackie opens up about her eating disorder and her family life. We kinda fell in love with her this week. We need more boys nights, I'll sip green apple martinis with Frank senior anytime. In Miami Jax Taylor was so "uncomfortable and awkward" with the strippers/living his last single days in paradise. We really saw why Beau was voted Hottest Man on Bravo 2019, that's because he sticks up for his woman. Are Kristen and Carter gonna last? Come judge with us!

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This week, we debrief on all the fun, including The Crappies, a very prestigious awards ceremony: We saw Tom and Ariana from VPR, Braunwyn & Sean (and his necklace), MJ and Nema from Shahs and other amazing podcasters. We went to Tom Tom over the weekend and saw Dayna making drinks and wanted to ask her about her love triangle with Scheana and Max. Whose side are you Stassi or Tom Sandoval? Meanwhile, in the Hamptons we find out Jackie is RICH! Jennifer and her new money is very excited about this. Do Tre and Marge make amends? Should Kenya come clean about a wig? And are we over her with her treatment of restaurant? Also can you dislike both Ashton and Rhylee or do you have to pick a side? We can't wait for the reunion! Come judge with us! 

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On Below Deck, we break down Courtney and Brian's relationship status. Will Kate and Tanner bang? Is Rhylee the worst? Thank you Jesus Jugs Alexis Bellino for returning to our screens! In VPR, we continue to meet new cast members to join the 109,233 bartenders and waitresses at SUR. Scheana played Mean Girls this week to the comedian, Dayna, who knows how to work Scheana by telling her all the details about Max. Was Jax Taylor the voice of reason this episode? We just want to say GOODBYE CARTER! In New Jersey, Marge paints a line in the sand by not inviting Tre to her Mother's Day drag brunch. Jennifer continues to educate her mother and we find out Jackie has family money...her house in Hamptons is $2.7 million and $50k/month to rent. Come judge with us! 

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New year, same us!

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While we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Patreon that deep dives into the pilot episode of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. If you're interested in more episodes like this, we recommend joining our Patreon. For $5/month you get at least one bonus episode, plus you are supporting Two Judgey Girls, overall. You can find it at www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls.

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Happy New Year and we hope you enjoy!

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It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get a restraining order on Kelly God. We cried at Easter dinner in New Jersey and just want Delores and Frank to get back together. In Dallas Kam finally comes clean and tells Kary what Leeanne has been saying and Leeanne has amnesia and can't remember. The boys are horrible on Below Deck (seriously!) and Dennis still proves to be THE WORST on RHOA. Come judge with us one final time for 2019!

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We are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming our favorite? Did we love Gina's new hair? RHONJ made us tear up with the inevitable demise of Joe and how it affects his girls. Are we over David for Dolores? RHOD has left us loving Kam and canceling LeeAnne. Is it too little too late for the Dallas Carnie? RHOA didn't excite us with the overproduction of Kenya taking over Munty Marlowe's event. Should the Below Deck boys be cancelled too? Was Kate not great either? Come judge with us!

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In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamaica, Jennifer swims in horse shit and Jackie can't catch a break. Dolores says they aren't cut from the same cloth and just doesn't want to be her friend. Come judge with us!

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We talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset about how she breathes? Do you leave your kid in poopie diapers if they are relaxed? In Miami does Shannon need to cut her hair? Does Kelly suck D for money? Are we doing something wrong? Come judge with us! 

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This was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on screen belittle his wife, stories of Todd taking his daughter to the strip clubs, and Nene making it back on screen. In the OC, we strip down for a weaning party, Shannon might be poor, and Kelly is done with the women. In Thailand, we watch Leeanne have a mental breakdown and go after Kary inappropriately, although the girls mocked her and her L'infinity dress. In New Jersey, we celebrate Melissa's 40th birthday as she goes "On Display." Jennifer and Jackie are trying to move forward while Tre is trying to move in on the pool guy. Come judge with us! 

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We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess player and who is playing checkers? Also we talk about our Top 10 Most Beautiful Housewives. Come judge with us! 

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What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about her, puhhhhllleaassseeee! RHONJ had a strong start and we may have cried: Gia with the confessional and Nono always being a star. Finally, in Dallas we got to see LeeAnne tie the knot "with innocence in his EYE." Come judge with us! 

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This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leeanne to the alter...will her mother show up? Come judge with us! 

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Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron threw us a couples wedding shower, she truly has exquisite taste and thanks to her husband, Cort, for paying for it. Mamma Dee literally admits to setting D'Andra up for failure and we suspect there is no money left in the trust. Come judge with us! 

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