Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.

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What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.

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This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.

Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role.

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This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.

Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.

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This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.

Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up.

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This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.

Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.

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This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.

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Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation.

Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants.

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Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out.

Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story.

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On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."

Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.

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This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.

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Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.

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We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.

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We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!

Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!

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Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).

Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.

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Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.

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This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."

Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned.

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On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.

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We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.

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We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.

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This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).

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On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.

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Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.

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This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.

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Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM.

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Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey).

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The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che.

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Part two of the EPIC, MONDO Broken Sim double episode is packed with fun, including host Sam Tripoli's encounter with a mask hall monitor at Starbucks, and a review of Johnny's Vegas stand up set.

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On part one of this SUPER MEGA installment of Broken Simulation we discuss Sam Tripoli's Super Heavy Legs, and the gulf between six and seven inches.

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After being briefly banned from YouTube, Broken Simulation is back to discuss Sarah Silverman's zany Hollywood theories, and host Sam Tripoli's relationship with the Comedy Store.

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On this week's episode of Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli's handler is revealed once and for all.

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Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back after one of them caught the delta variant, and there's a ton to discuss, including the passing of fearless comedy legend Norm MacDonald.

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Host Sam Tripoli recaptures his youth while visiting New York for his 30th high school reunion on this week's Broken Sim, and Joe Rogan helps prove Instagram is screwing with Sam.

Also this week the guys get into the California gubernatorial race and discuss whether the mail-in balloting is secure before discussing whether OnlyFans is making a huge mistake, and getting into another week of nutty news.

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation.

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Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items.

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On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted.

The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook.

Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story.

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It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. They also end the show by revealing who they think won the flat earth debate on Tin Foil Hat.

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Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot."

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Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower.

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We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason.

This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and the guys go in depth on the oppressive system of Western yoga.

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Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny gets into the news.

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Broken Simulation is back in record time! This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this episode, Sam relays the story of a Hollywood meth-head's special bond with his pug, Rodger, and the guys read some tug parlor reviews.

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam recounts another journey deep into the wilds of Hollywood, California.

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Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever.

Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots.

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Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation.

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Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam.

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On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation.

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Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot.

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