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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

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The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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Published 2021-02-05

#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"

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On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.

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On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.

Our sponsors:

Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at www.american-giant.com!

Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!

Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping!

More about the show:

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately.

Sponsors:

Get 15 percent off your first order when you use the promo code "BROKEN" at american-giant.com.

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken.

Go to hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping.

Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are joined in studio by XG from Tin Foil Hat to discuss their goals for the new year. Also this week, Tino Sanchez calls in to pay off his Biden bet, and Sam reveals that he feels much older lately.

Sponsors:

Get 15 percent off your first order when you use the promo code "BROKEN" at american-giant.com.

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken.

Go to hellotushy.com/broken to get 10 percent off plus free shipping.

Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2021-01-17

#16: "John Wienerman"

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Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked.

Our sponsors:

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Happy New Year! Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back, and ready to explore a new year of bizarre life events and news in their ongoing effort to prove the simulation is cracked.

Our sponsors:

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2020-12-27

2020 Christmas Special

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Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special!

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

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Join Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard for their first ever Christmas Special!

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

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Published 2020-12-16

#14: Iron Crotch Kung Fu

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On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news.

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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On the latest Broken Simulation, the guys revisit a few of their favorite topics: Street fights, bizarre martial arts, and insane news.

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2020-11-26

2020 Thanksgiving Special

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Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 percent of us visit our family for Thanksgiving.

Our sponsors:

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Welcome to the first Broken Simulation Thanksgiving Special! The special is special because we don't edit it (much), and it's on Zoom, because 50 percent of us visit our family for Thanksgiving.

Our sponsors:

For a free month of Headspace, visit www.headspace.com/broken!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2020-11-13

#12: "Nobody Bats a Thousand" (fixed!)

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Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation.

Note: We had a technical issue with the original upload. Apologies!

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!

Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation.

Note: We had a technical issue with the original upload. Apologies!

Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at www.American-Giant.com using the promo code "BROKEN" today!

Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!

Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2020-10-26

#11: "The Masked Singahhh"

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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.

Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!

Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.

Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful product!

Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

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Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Published 2020-09-26

Broken Simulation #10: "Fakers"

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On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.

Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

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On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.

Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!

Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch Broken Simulation: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

Subscribe: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
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Published 2020-08-22

Broken Simulation #9: "Order!"

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Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.

Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

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Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.

Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Social media:
Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

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Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives.

Again, that's www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. Thank you for listening!
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Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives.

Again, that's www.patreon.com/brokensimulation. Thank you for listening!
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Published 2020-08-05

#8: "I Know My People"

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On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Americans into improv comedy, before introducing a new segment: "Mystery Package"

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

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On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Americans into improv comedy, before introducing a new segment: "Mystery Package"

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
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On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.

Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping!

Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
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On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.

Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping!

Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Watch this episode: https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk

Social media:
Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard

SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu
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Published 2020-06-10

Broken Simulation #6: "Revolution"

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Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers.

The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

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Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.

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Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers.

The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, Jared Leto's cult, and a pair of shoes that remind us of a certain Austro-Hungarian born dictator.

The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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The Banned King himself is back with co-host Johnny Woodard to explore the latest bizarre happenings, including a baffling music video out of China, Jared Leto's cult, and a pair of shoes that remind us of a certain Austro-Hungarian born dictator.

The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting www.skillshare.com/broken!

Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation.

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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.

Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

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Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.

Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu

Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation

Social media:
Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.”

Watch the show: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

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This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.”

Watch the show: https://bit.ly/2R9ystu

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On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.

Submit weird news or drop a line: contactbrokensim@gmail.com

Watch the show on YouTube at www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy.

Follow the guys on social media:
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Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard
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On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.

Submit weird news or drop a line: contactbrokensim@gmail.com

Watch the show on YouTube at www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy.

Follow the guys on social media:
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Published 2020-04-03

BS #1: Evidence the Simulation is Broken

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Welcome to the first episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli, the show where Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go over the week in the bizarre world that is our broken simulation!
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