Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Cocaine, fashion, and murder

Special Guest Brie Williams

Approachability: 5/10 (Fashion-forward but still violent)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares

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What are we going to do tonight? Same thing we do every night.

Approachability: 6/10 (Wholesome comedy about a zombie apocalypse)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore

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The Devil went down to Philly…

Approachability: 6/10 (Thriller that's heavier on tension than blood)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Heights; Jump scares; Child death; Blood

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Cleanup requested on aisle 2

Approachability: 4/10 (Monster-packed splatter fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Giant spiders/bugs; Suicide

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Ask your doctor if Zombinol is right for you.

Approachability: 4/10 (Gory & nightmarish & very very 80s)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Gloopy gloppy zombie stuff; Torture; Spider; Snake

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It's Temu Grease 2

Approachability: 10/10 (Wholesome, jukebox musical)

Content Warnings: no content warnings

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The Bad Seed learns magick

Approachability: 8/10 (Bratty kid horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/murder; Child death; Jump scares; Gaslighting/Manipulation

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Go make a ladder out of bread

Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault

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Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scares

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Groovy.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill

Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore

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Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023)

Shorts Playlist

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects

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Hold my cigarette.

The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)

Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings

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Playlist for Friday the 13th

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Is that chocolate milk, Becky?

Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars

Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killer

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Who's a good boy?

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal death

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Eventually, the bill comes due

Lena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay

Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)

Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the people

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Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)

Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; Suicide

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I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"

Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point

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Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th

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Angels smell like ham.

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and

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What if primetime soap… but with zombies?

Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension

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What are we even doing?

Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary)

Content Warnings: Bees; child death

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So THIS is how werewolf work

Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards)

Content Warnings: Animal death

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That is not at all how anything works.

Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian) and super-violent slasher/thriller)

Content Warnings: Excessive blood/violence; Jump scares; Sexual assault; Animal harm

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You always save the cat

Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one scene, of course)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Strobe Effects; Jump scares

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Prepare the gorilla!

Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintentional hilarity)

Content Warnings: Violent Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Graphic surgery; Blood/gore

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Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation

Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore

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Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year

Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"

Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest

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Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes

Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide

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Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier)

References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass

Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider

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Welcome to hell, motherfuckers

Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).)

Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety

Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies

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Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020)

Playlist of these horror shorts

Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness

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Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans

Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery)

Content Warnings: Nazis

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Horror Shorts Playlist for Halloween

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Franz Kafka's Starlight Express

Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera

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Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore

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Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody Hollywood epic; Not scary so much as monster-y)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Child death; Animal death; Jump scares

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Danny Zuko: Driller Killer

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Sexual assault

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I hope you dance.

Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horror elements)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Rape; Vomit; Religious self-harm; Suicide; Depression

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Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever

Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy violent than horror violent, but it lands some scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Animal death

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Murder monsters are woke now

Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail Kids level), and surprisingly sweet)

Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Body horror; Medical torture; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…

Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)

Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence

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Let's summon the demon Labubu

Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy classic with plenty of noisy jump scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Spooky demon

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The gods are such micromanagers

Approachability: 4/10 (Aggressively bloody and scary meta-comedy)

Content Warnings: Extreme violence; Jump scares

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Chinchilla chinchilla chinchilla

Approachability: 7/10 (Super-stylized art film with lots of gross body things)

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Sexual assault; Medical experimentation; Gore/Ooze

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Abduct me, alien daddy

Approachability: 9/10 (Domestic drama/thriller with a Movie-of-the-week aura)

Content Warnings: Medical torture; Body horror; Space goo

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The classiest of all streaming cat videos.

Approachability: 9/10 (Classy and spooky movie masterpiece)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/violence

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Found another use for the meat saw!

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Approachability: 3/10 (Schlocky/Fun 80s slasher with graphic practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault/harassment; Blood/Gore

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Let's take a trip on Mushroom Island

Approachability: 10/10 (Rubber-suit mushroom monsters versus Gilligan’s Island)

Content Warnings: Threat of sexual assault

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It's time to Pump It Up!

Approachability: 4/10 (Over-the-top body horror satire)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Lots of needles; Depression

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Men will literally become ventriloquists instead of going to therapy

Approachability: 8/10 (Tragic drama with solid horror elements (namely that fucking doll))

Content Warnings: domestic abuse; bloody murder; creepy doll

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When do we get BRIDE of Frankencarrot?

Approachability: 9/10 (Corny, fun, sci-fi classics)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Strobe effects

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