Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Imagine, if you will, a government run by evil people

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!

Approachability: 8/10 (Neo-noir journalism thriller with witches)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery/sounds; Flashing lights

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Bad Bunny made me do it.

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense & violent with a slow burn)

Content Warnings: bloody/gore; jump scares; vomit

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The Cat With Hands (2001) / Other Side of the Box (2020) / This House Has People in It (2016) / Still Life (2005) / Whistle and I'll Come to You (1968)

Approachability: (varies)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Child death; Creepy faces/figures

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Who invited Mumford & Son to the party?

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Approachability: 7/10 ( More dark action film than horror )

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Animal death; Overt racism/epithets

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Approachability: 8/10 ( More Shawshank Stephen King than IT Stephen King )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault/Murder; Blood; Suicide; Child endangerment; Mild jump scares

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Let's talk about proper car maintenance

Approachability: 1/10 ( Tense, bloody, and torture-y )

Content Warnings: Torture/Sexual Assault; Mutilation; Blood Gore; Homophobic/Misogynist Slurs

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Throw me down a well, goth mommy!

Approachability: 2/10 ( Pretty disturbing supernatural noir mystery )

Content Warnings: Graphic animal death; Child murder; Jump Scares; Upsetting imagery; Suicide; Child abandonment

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Don't tell your friends what you saw.

Approachability: 9/10 (Suspenseful mystery classic with horror elements)

Content Warnings: Domestic abuse/assault; Child abuse

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Maximum Overdrive, but birds

Approachability: 6/10 ( Tense and occasionally bloody; an all-timer scare in this one, too )

Content Warnings: Stalking; Animal harm; Child harm; Blood/gore

Live Stream: Sat May 10 @ 3pm ET 

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S3E2 "Playtest" / S3E3 "Shut Up and Dance" / S4E5 "Metalhead"

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bleak as hell with lots of blood in these episodes )

Content Warnings: Spiders; Jump scares; Human trafficking; Pedophilia; Blood/gore; Medical imprisonment; Suicide

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Black Lodge noir

Approachability: 4/10 ( Mindf*ck, 90s-style )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; jump scares; Creepy visuals; Suicide; Strobe effect

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Let's learn about Irish culture

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Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly horror comedy with some mild gore )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Spider; Jump scares

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Dereks don't run

Approachability: 2/10 ( Comedically gory splatter fest )

Content Warnings: Violence/gore

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Send more cops

Approachability: 6/10 ( Spoof-level gory comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares

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Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Approachability: 6/10 (Documentary-style zombie disaster)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Racism; Creepy photos; Child/Animal Death

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Hope you're not eating lunch

Approachability: 1/10 (Extreme gore/grotesqueries; Legit scary/disturbing)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Sexual Assault; Torture;  Jump scares; Trans-/homophobic language; Blood/Gore; Vomit

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Every New York apartment has its imperfections

Approachability: 4/10 (Argento-level blood/gore/style)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Stylized blood/gore; Animal cruelty; Animal death;

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Let's talk Huey Lewis and the News

Approachability: 7/10 (Dark, dry, satirical horror about Reagan-era misogyny & violence)

Content Warnings: Misogynistic violence; Bloody murders; Homophobic slurs.

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Dirtbike Shithead vs The Space Goo

Approachability: 6/10 (Gloopy/gloppy 80s sci-fi horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Body horror; Sexual Assault; Child Death; Strobe Effects

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Typical American tourists

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory, body horror comedy classic)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Body horror; Mass shooting; Suicide ideation; Trans-/Homophobic slurs

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Don't Look Now is a Valentine's Day movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Classy, classic horror that’s more unsettling than scary.)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Child death; Blood

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Vampires versus were-horses

Approachability: 7/10 (Gothy action/fantasy flick with plenty of CGI splatter)

Content Warnings: Blood splatter;  Body horror; Gun violence; Jump scares

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LiveStream: NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984) Sat Feb 8 @ 3pm ET

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Another adorable song ruined by ghosts

Approachability: 6/10 ( Super fun Haunted House/Person story; lots of jumps and creepy specters)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy faces/specters

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Welp! Let's relive some recent memories.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Pandemic Thriller; not really horror, but still unsettling )

Content Warnings: Pandemic/Quarantine; Child death; Brain surgery

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No, not *that* PREY. Nope, not that one either.

Approachability: 5/10 ( Jump scares and CGI gore; but mostly pretty light/silly )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Animal death; Child death

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Always keep your promises

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cinematic classic; elegantly haunting, but not bloody or scary )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Blood/violence; Suicide

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Tell me what's on your mind.

Special Guest: Robin Virginie

Approachability: 4/10 ( Very splattery/gory sci-fi thriller )

Content Warnings: Blood/Splatter; Suicide

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But when do they kiss?

Approachability: 8/10 (Prime-time TV-level horror)

Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Suicide; Demonic imagery; Cannibalism; Sexual Assault

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Show me the Carfax Abbey

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares)

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983)

Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion

Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984)

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🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵

Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense)

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery

Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here. 

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Judge *some* books by their covers.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest )

Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira.

Approachability: 6/10 ( Sexy and gory dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide

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Hon, I think this soup's gone bad.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death

Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM

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Gills Gone Wild

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation

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Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes

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"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014)

Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion

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If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go

Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression

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Such typical Gemini behavior

Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery

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Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015)

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You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares

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A Hard(core) Day's Night

Approachability: 8/10 ( Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical )

Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam

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Sometimes you just have to let things go.

Approachability: 9/10 ( Classic, tightly-wound thriller )

Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia

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"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too

Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun )

Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore

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Girls just wanna have fun

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson 

Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore

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"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)

Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror

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Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?

Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! )

Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids

Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday!

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This house needs a full gut reno

Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness

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Vomiting zombies... Vombies!

Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence

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Who does this clown think he is?

Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia

Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes )

Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death.

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Live Stream Aug 17: CREEP (2014) 

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