Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard

Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody)

Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents

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Puberty is a pretty rough time.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares

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Acid trip Kill Bill

Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing

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Is it cake… or is it shunt

Approachability: 2/10 ( Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting )

Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting

July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019)

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Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night)

Approachability: 8/10 ( Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death

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Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box?

Approachability: 1/10 (Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm

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1980s sax appeal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 8/10 (Totally 80s PG-13 horror )

Content Warnings: Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares

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Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live.

Approachability: 8/10 (Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness)

Content Warnings: Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness

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Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Very PG-ish and fun monster movie )

Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death

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The time-traveling witch does not like your shower.

Approachability: 9/10 (80s TV-level scares )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror

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You're gonna need a spookier boat.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder.

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You'll never guess what this movie is about.

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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The blanket monster wants your child.

Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting

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Live Stream: Sunday May 19 @ 3pm ET - MAD GOD (2022)

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Stop and kill the flowers.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares )

Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore

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You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…

Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use

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Nice family gets along great.

Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative )

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares

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We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…

Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence

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Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…

Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )

Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises

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This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh

Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation

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Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey

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Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death

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He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.

Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )

Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes

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Dirtbike shitheads are at it again

Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse

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Maybe don't buy a Plymouth

Special Guest: Chris Brown

Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller )

Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares.

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What goes around comes around.

Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)

Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror

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The title is the plot.

Special Guest: Jen Brown 

Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide

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Hollywood's a cutthroat business

Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore

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What if a city… but also a giant monster?

Special Guest Brie Williams 

Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)

Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.

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Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language

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Welcome to Nun Island

Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )

Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids

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Look, ma! Two hands!

Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )

Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse

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PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!

Special Guest: Julia Schifini 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore

For an episode about Vacaciones de Terror (1989), check out ¡Uy Que Horror!'s really fun episode on this wild-ass film.

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This movie is about f*ckin' cars.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore

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There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore

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Throw a party worthy of the end of the world

Approachability:  10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty

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Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )

Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape

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Hornt up… for death!

Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)

Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore

Next Week’s Film https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/carrie-1976

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The lesson here is get better friends

Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)

Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore

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"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)

Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;

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"Unsafe at Any Speed"

Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives

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Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails?

Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men

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Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)

Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here.

Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)

Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault

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National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch

Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck)

Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood

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Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here.

Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008)

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This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)

Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore

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Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)

Playlist of shorts here 

Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore

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Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone

Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)

Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment

Next Week’s Film

Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too.

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!

Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed

Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)

Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression

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RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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Expressionistic Germans are at it again.

Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)

Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police

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RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell

Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)

Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery

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RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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Are you haunted or do you just need help?

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying

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Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET

RandomHorror9 T-Shirts!

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

Random Horror 9 Patreon

YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9

We are part of Night Vale Presents

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices