Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

The real monster is puberty.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas

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The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce.

Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley

Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death

Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 1/10

Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000)

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OSHA regulations are merely suggestions.

Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/

Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: gory/gross effects

Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968)

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Dracula was a racist.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: minor blood & gore

Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984)

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Boys just wanna have fun.

Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape

Up Next: Blacula (1972)

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"The call is coming from inside the dog."

Special Guest: Adal Rifai

Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots

Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019)

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Young people pay the price for doin' it.

Special Guest: Roman Chimienti

Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death

Up Next: Suspiria (1977)

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Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child.

Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/

Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery

Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980)

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What to expect when you're expecting a killer…

Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals

Up Next: Solaris (1972)

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A young boy follows his dreams.

Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com)

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Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking

Up Next: Prevenge (2016)

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Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack.

Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm

Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978)

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It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking?

Special Guest: Jasika Nicole

Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead

Up Next: Us (2009)

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What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks?

Special Guest: Sarah Marshall

Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore

Up Next: The Hunger (1983)

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Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry.

Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting

Up Next: Ticks (1993)

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Kick the spider; Kill the clown.

Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death

Up Next: The Host (2006)

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This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer.

Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death

Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries)

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths.

Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death

Up Next: Kill List (2011)

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How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood?

Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy) Gore: 10/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl

Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987)

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The demon, it turns out, is toxic masculinity.

Approachability: 6/10 ((not gory, but creepy and tense)) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: gaslighting, creepy imagery, unsettling noises, tension/jumps galore

Up Next: Dead Alive (aka Braindead, 1992)

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Libertarians versus vampires!

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 2/10 ((aggressively violent; vampires are scary af)) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, animal death, child harm, domestic violence, graphic sound effects

Up Next: Paranormal Activity (2007)

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It's about so much more than communism. It's about Becky.

Approachability: 9/10 (creepy but not graphic or startling) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: disorienting imagery, societal othering, dissociation

Up Next: 30 Days of Night (2007)

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The New Zealand zombie sheep horror/comedy, not the Chris Farley one. So Baa it’s Good. (Special Guest: Janina Matthewson)

Approachability: 5/10 (super gory, but in a super funny way) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: animal death/harm, unsuspecting death, body horror/mutilation, viscera, claustrophobia

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Not at all a horror classic. But we definitely watched it.

Approachability: 6/10 (bloody and violent, but silly and 90s enough to keep your eyes open) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, unsuspecting death, claustrophobia, torture

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Another horror classic with a surprisingly charming monster.

Approachability: 9/10 (an excellent start for the horror novice) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: assault, paranoia, psychological horror, disorienting imagery, harmful connection between mental illness and trans people.

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Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box??

Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 2/10

Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery

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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film.

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Music by Cecil Baldwin

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