Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible.

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence

Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess

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"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension)

Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares

Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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It all depends on how much you like Sondheim.

Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide,

Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat.

Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor)

Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises

Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982

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LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore

Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares)

Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment

Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things

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Kids, don't have kids.

Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy)

Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death

Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions

Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man 

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Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes!

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals

Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed

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An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll

Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death

Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse

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If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking

Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace

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The medium is the messiah.

Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects)

Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide

Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre

Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool

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Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish)

Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome

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The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed

Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome

Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements)

Content Warnings: Stalking

Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977

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It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it.

Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.)

Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror

Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars

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Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again!

Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai

Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death

Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings

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The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2 and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

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Diminishing returns in this horror anthology

Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy)

Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares

Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004

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The title contains a complete plot summary.

Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.)

Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares

Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside

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Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick

Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT)

Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing

Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI

Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space

July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring

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Beatles stans with mind control

Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children

Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw

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There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence

Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned

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30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions

Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.)

Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying

Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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[facepalm emoji]

Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out)

Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer & Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky.

Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong

Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary)

Content Warnings: Entrails

Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats

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Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell.

Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod

Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross)

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out

Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead & [REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec

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Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining

Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood

Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell

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Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer.

Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror

Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes

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Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness)

Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence

Up Next: Alien Resurrection  (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection

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Proto-Lynchian hell house

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture

Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice

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It's a werewolf team-building retreat!

Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror

Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku & The Wicker Man (1973) Patreon only https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-wicker-man

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The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles.

Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/

Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares

Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling

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Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault

Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1

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Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 10/10 () Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 0/10 Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse

Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence)

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Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares

Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong

Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 9/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery

Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage

& a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead

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Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.) Gore: 0/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013

& Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w

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Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down

Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery

Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline

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A rich & stylish vampire western

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault

Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound

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Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen.

Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault

Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night

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Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror

Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam

Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281

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How do werewolf work exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore

Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation

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[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark.

Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales

Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies

Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman

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Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales

Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson

Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 1/10

Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death

Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws & for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

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Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer.

Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows

Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death

Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015

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An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp!

Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard

Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff) Gore: 6/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore

Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 

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That prop designer deserves a raise.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express

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Let's bathe each other in the river.

Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito

Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide

Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining

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Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride"

Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares

Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

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Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype.

Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape

Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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The fish people would like to wear your face.

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape

Up Next: Unfriended (2015)

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Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims

Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians

Up Next: Dagon (2001)

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Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971)

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