Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009) 

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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king

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"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)

Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.

Up Next: Anaconda (1997) 

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Let's give Heather some love.

Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast  

Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)

Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam

Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021) 

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Don't sleep and drive.

Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide

Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999) 

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Wait… what?

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion

Up Next: Raaz (2002) 

Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960) 

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They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.

Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes

Up Next: The Visitor (1979) 

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Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)

Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death

Up Next: Zombie (1979) 

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Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.

Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)

Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation

Up Next: The Final Girls (2015) 

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Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore

Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976) 

Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) 

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You're *such* a gemini.

Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick)

Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore

Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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Busby Berkeley in the Amazon

Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture)

Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything

Up Next: Madhouse (1981)

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Always read the contract.

Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.)

Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment

Up Next: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) 

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A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.)

Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922)

Up Next: Unsane (2019)

Patreon Livestream (July 16): House on Haunted Hill (1959)

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The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.)

Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore.

Up Next: Nosferatu (1922) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nosferatu

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I'll just have a salad. Thanks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things)

Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror

Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition

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Hellraiser on a space ship.

Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares

Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022

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Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?)

Content Warnings: (none)

Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997

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This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb.

Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.)

Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares

Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman

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[ominous singing in a foreign language]

Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary)

Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny

Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers

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This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces)

Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore

Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead

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The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle.

Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!)

Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror

Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5

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The hockey mask debut-eth.

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief

Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore

Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires

Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan

AND

Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn.

Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense)

Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares;

Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985

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Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE.

Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas)

Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore

Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn

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Where's Waldo? But make it creepy.

Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py)

Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager

Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1

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Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon

Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending)

Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death

Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo

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And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting

Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh

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Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it.

Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)

Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment

Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte

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Just say no to blood, kids.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.)

Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood

Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead

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Never trust neighbors or actors.

Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting

Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction

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The first year of high school is always the roughest.

Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)

Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse

Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby

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She's my mother's sister's girl.

Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery

Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale

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Everyone has that super annoying little brother.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)

Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse

Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie

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A good plumber is hard to find.

Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)

Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit

Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021

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Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares

Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water

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Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)

Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language

Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961

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The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.

Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death

Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf

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What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)

Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)

Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore

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Come here and let mommy clean you up.

Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares

Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners

LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous

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I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.

Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)

Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis

Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood

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Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here.

Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)

Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror

Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room

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Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends.

Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion

Up Next:  Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings

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You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable...

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face)

Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness

Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017

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Zombies be shoppin'.

Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking)

Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death

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ET fucks around and finds out.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling

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There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay?

Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll

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Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion?

Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks

Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia;

Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist

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The key word here is "experimental."

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film)

Content Warnings: Suicide

Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018

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