The Mean Time

I hope you’re very well aware of who Sebastian Maniscalco is because if not, this episode will make absolutely no sense to you. Good luck and praise God.

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This week’s episode was brought to you by Dragon D’s and was originally aired at SawCon. We’d like to thank our special guests, Bofa and Eden, and we’d like to remind you that CD’s of this episode are still on sale. Friendly reminder that all characters imitated in this episode are just parodies.

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We sincerely hope that you enjope this new episope all about the pope from chicagope OH GOOD GOD IS THAT GRAVEDIGGER??? AW YEAAAAHHH!!!

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Jared hears a wild new DJO song about stealing babies, Pat imagines what WW2 would be like in the 1980s, and the boys discuss the political and economic state of the world right now.

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If you thought we were kidnapping babies house to house 2 weeks in a row, you’d be dead wrong. We’re eating them now. Buy a shirt.

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That should be me, stealing your child. That should be me, let me have it for a while. This is so wrong, this ain’t a song, give it to meeeeeee!

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Jared teaches Pat how to become a high value male for like 45 minutes and then just explodes all over him for the grand finale.

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We got a heater for you this week and papas want to play a game with you. If you can count exactly how many IP references we make in this episode, you could win an extended stay vacation at the beautiful psych ward in the next town over.

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Please eat food while enjoying this episode. It’s not as funny, entertaining, or otherwise unless you have a mouthful of something tasty and maybe a bit sloppy, maybe a nice lasagna or a homemade corn chowder!

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Apologies to the audio listeners, this one is almost exclusively visual bits so just use your imagination!

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This week on The Mean Time Action News: Jared reports on an ongoing alien invasion in Oklahoma, Patrick stalks and ambushes an imposter Jon Bellion in a Starbucks, and rapper B.O.B. dies in a tragic SpaceX rocket explosion.

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O, weary traveler, thy journey is fair and true but to continue on thine path, riddles three must be answered. Firstly, when doth the sale cometh for Nike sneakers, white as snow? Secondly, can’st thou doeth a Sebulba impression? And lastly, dost thou haveth a feet thing?

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You know how sometimes you wanna treat yourself so you buy a nice steak to cook for dinner but you don’t usually cook steak and you burn it and over season it but it’s still a $37 filet mignon so you eat it anyway? Well this episode is kind of like that!

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GUESS WHO’S BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN JARED’S BACK BACK BACK TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND

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UPSAHL IS HERE! Jared is still down under. Find out if Pat knows how to talk to girls! (he doesn’t)

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JARED IS GONE! DON’T CLICK OFF, DON’T CLICK OFF! GIVE US A CHANCE. I KNOW I’M JUST ON THE PODCAST AS EYE CANDY BUT WE CAN BE FUNNY TOO I SWEAR.

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There once was a man with a kink, whose nose was so big it could think. He’d stick that nose between his toes and splooge as fast as a blink! Subscribe to our Patreon.

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Now dig this. You just stepped into the smoothest episode yet, so wipe your shoes if they’re wet. We’re keeping it funky and groovy for the third Now You See Me movie. Now relax and sit tight, The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth is gonna make everything alright. Sa Da Tay!

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We breakdance on Nosferatu’s thang, Pat considers dance lessons, and Big Bad Jawed is afwaid of a wittw bitty snake. Plus, a New Year’s resolution segment from the Meanie Babies on Discord.

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WE SHOVELED SH*T SO HIGH IN THE DESERT WE COULDN’T TELL IF IT WAS MUD. JUST FOR SOME LIB RECEPTACLES TO DICHOT ON A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS. IT MAKES ME AT NAUSEOUS. join the discord.

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In Game 5 of the ’97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan willed his way to a victory, scoring 38 points while suffering from the flu. Now, in Episode 27 of The Mean Time, Jared faces similar odds as he battles his own flu. Will he rise to the occasion like MJ? No, he will not. This episode is a tough listen.

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Here’s a list of the top 10 highest paid CEOs of 2024! Jon Winkelried, Harvey Schwartz, Hock Tan, Nikesh Arora, Sue Nabi, George Mattson, Stephen Schwarzman, Christopher Winfrey, Pablo Legorreta, and Ariel Emanuel! Knowledge is power!

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Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here.

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NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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An unrealistic precedent has been set as Jared sings his way through this week’s episode to make up for lost Pat while special guest Reece from Dreamfone is having a very long and quiet panic attack about it. It’s time to d-d-d-duel.

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With Pat on tour and Jared incapable of being funny without making fun of someone, there is only one man who can save this week’s episode of The Mean Time! Who could it be??? Text your answer to your local representative and tell them that women’s bodies shouldn’t be governed by men!

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Hey there! Chris Rock here to say that I give Jared explicit permission to do a very spot-on white guy impression of me in this week’s episode of The Mean Time! If anyone should take issue with said impression, I encourage you to come back here and read this official statement. Polka-Dot Afro!!!

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No fictional cartoon dogs were harmed, maimed, or otherwise antagonized during the filming of this week’s episode.

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Come and meat your favorite duo on the last day of Hallow-Mean as they crank up the jokes for the grand finale! A magical genie makes the boys think long and hard about the perfect wish, they get shafted at a derelict casino in the desert, and they shoot their shots at celebs to come on the show!

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You ever get so freakin smoked out, baked up, fried down, stoney macaroni, zoinked, shlushpuppied, crispy chickky crunched, and otherwise H to the I-G-H’d on some sticky icky, skunky wunky, donkey dunky, ucey juicy, crunchy munchy, double budsky supremesky ganj????

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Hallow-Mean Time continues as the boys dress up in their Michael-est costumes yet! One of them murdered over 161 people over decades on his path of vengeance and the other is dressed as Michael Myers! Groovy baby! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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You come to me this day, the day of my daughter’s choosing of her starter Pokémon and you ask me to steal a master ball from the Silph Co. You ask of me this, and you do not call me Don Giovanni, you do not feed my Persian a Pecha Berry. Fine, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MEAN TIME WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON’T MATTER! THAT’S RIGHT THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE CHAPPELL ROAN’S OPINIONS ON PERSONAL SPACE! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Let me guess! Pat tells a long-winded story while Jared cuts him off mid-sentence with a sing along so he can show off his voice to all the thick latinas out there? We get it, dude. You can sing. Jeez 14 episodes in and we’re already painting by numbers. This show used to mean something. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO WATCH LIFE OF A SPHEAL ON YOUTUBE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT PLEASE JUST GO WATCH IT NOW IT’S CALLED LIFE OF A SPHEAL WATCH IT ITS BY ENLARGEDKAI GO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO WATCH THAT VIDEO NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Rippling magnolia wood meets hardened Japanese Damascus forged in an ancient kiln, crafted by a master who has no name on a mountain that has many. Wait this says, “Made in China”. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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BIG MONEY BABY WE GOT A BIG RAISE BABY LETS GO WE DON’T CARE ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS ANMORE YAHOO GIVE US THAT SWEET MONEY BABY YEAH BABY YEAH The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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FIRST, I’LL SUMMON MIKE MEYERS AS MICHAEL MEYERS IN ATTACK POSITION. THEN, I’LL SPECIAL SUMMON A HELLO KITTY PLUSHY FROM MY DECK WHICH TRIGGERS MY TRAP CARD, “STILL LISTENING TO KANYE WEST” WHICH WILL ALLOW ME TO FUSION SUMMON A TOUGH CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS MID EPISODE! EXODIA, OBLITERATE! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Episode I: The Phantom Menace Esteemed Jedi Masters Pat-patine and Jare Jare Binks establish communications with Qui-Dom Jin, Pat-me Amidala, and Ollie Wan Kenobi of Broadside to discuss the fate of Naboo and the Trade Federation’s evil plot. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Jared turns in an episode super duper late after eating an entire sleeve of double stuff oreos and now his stummy hurt, enjoy! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Don’t blame it on the Schrodinger’s Cat, Don’t blame it on the Bail Organa, Don’t blame it on the dumb Australians, Blame it on the Boogie! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Tragedy strikes as the boys go for gold in the 2024 Summer Olympics! Will Pat wake up so they can rise to the challenge and taste sweet victory, or will they doze off into agonizing defeat in F*!#$@ING FRANCE? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z!!!!! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Oh hark Caesar look out Brutus right behind you with the knife oh god oh no Caesar nooooooooooooo!!!!! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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  My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel: A diabolical plan with lots of appeal! Spreading out bananas, out far and wide, and fixin’ up the folk for a slippery slide! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Sasquatch Vs. Lumberjack, Wet Anime Wigs, and ASMR plant stacking! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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Dane cook, if you’re reading this, we’d love to have you on the show! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

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The first episode from The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines!

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