Kill James Bond!

What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude? 

But what if that dude was Will Smith?

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Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel! 

This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times.

You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
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https://thenib.com/
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Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia. 

This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend 'Paedo John'.

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The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. 

You can find Shannon at
https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

You can also listen to their real play podcast, Critical Bits, at
https://twitter.com/CriticalBitCast

AND, you can also listen to them on the 'fight together' miniseries at
https://twitter.com/OnePiecePodcast

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It's finally here, after much fanfare and buildup: Season 2 of KJB starts off not with a bang, but with a knowing hmm as we kick off the Cerebral Hour

Syriana is potentially the best depiction of spy work we have covered, and it's serious themes lead us to a very thoughtful and introspective discussion of western intervention- and also Mark Strong is here in what i can only describe as 'Arab Face'

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It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE!

This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons

This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.

Alice, Abi, and Devon Will Return

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We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!

The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

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Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this

･ﾟ:  *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧

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Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.

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This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.

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Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story!

After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.

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The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.

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Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation.

This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish"

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Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain. 

Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind. 

Find Demi at
https://twitter.com/DemiLardner
and her stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner

And you can also find Tom at
https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and his stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok.
Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too

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What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course!

And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and im not kidding here, the reasoning 'someone said you're the best at poker at the office').... James Bond. 

It's another reboot, it's another guy, it's another Casino Royale! 

And as a result of calling this guest spot literally a full year in advance- joining the boys is the one and only Phoebe Roy!

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It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz.

A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known.

And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy!

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Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you

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Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock!

This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles.

Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast!

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I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing

To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott!

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Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.

And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!

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Give me good numbers Jimmy!!

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime! 

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It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

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This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase.

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

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You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter at
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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. 

Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie

James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cartel, and he vows revenge. Armed only with his wits, 5 million dollars in cash, and two pockets full of maggots, Bond embarks on a classic 80s roaring rampage of revenge!

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Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

This Podcast Is Dedicated To Sharkey, the classic character from the movie License to Kill

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. 

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/56442801

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy. 

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

This Podcast Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters Of Afghanistan

We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed.

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/55889853

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it.

Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie.
Let's see how they do.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards
His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod
and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond