Brown Bag Mornings

The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, whose family is divided over whether to spend Mother's Day drinking with mariachis at her mom's grave or at her dad's house with his new "Grandma Lulu". Between the family drama, the crew roasts Ne-Yo for complaining that his three-girlfriend lifestyle is costing him major business deals and investigates Kesha’s bizarre collection of placenta jewelry and fan teeth.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:21) Chisme

(6:29) Rap Sheet

(8:04) Petty Police

(12:37) Scrolling

(17:56) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(20:08) Homie Helpline

(46:16) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(50:24) Chisme

(54:02) Rap Sheet

(57:14) Firefighters Day

(59:50) Money Moves

(1:06:02) Studious Foo

(1:11:24) Play Ball

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The squad breaks down Ne-Yo’s frustration over being judged for his three-girlfriend lifestyle and the "cancel culture" hitting his contracts. 👪💰 We hit a heavy Homie Helpline for Selena, who is caught between her siblings’ cemetery tradition and her kids’ desire to celebrate their new "Grandma Lulu." 👵🪦 Rick Ross levels up his petty game by cutting Drake’s vocals out of "Aston Martin Music" during a live Versus, while we investigate Kesha’s weird placenta jewelry and fan-tooth collection. 💍🦷 Plus, we’ve got your Mother's Day survival hacks involving Costco flowers and a legendary BOGO deal at Raising Cane’s for the chicken-finger-loving moms. 🍗💐 Finally, the crew recaps their VIP takeover of the Sahara Las Vegas, featuring secret menus and full-circle family moments that made them feel like kings. 🎰👑

[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:09) Petty Police

(7:39) Homie Helpline

(28:21) Chisme

(32:00) Money Moves

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The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Louisa, whose traditional mom has banned her "senora caliente" mother-in-law—and her signature tight zebra dresses—from the family’s Mother's Day trip to Riverside. Between the in-law drama, the crew roasts NFL star Cam Newton for giving Angela Simmons the ultimate "ick" by laughing at his own jokes and patting himself on the back during their only date.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Chisme

(6:06) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(12:36) Scrolling

(15:10) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:04) Homie Helpline

(43:49) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(47:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(53:00) Chisme

(58:03) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

(1:01:27) Money Moves

(1:04:33) Studious Foo

(1:07:25) Play Ball

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The squad dives into a messy Homie Helpline where Louisa must decide if she should lie to her husband or let her mom potentially ruin Mother’s Day by being "too honest" with her oblivious mother-in-law. 🤐👩‍❤️‍👩 We’re reacting to Angela Simmons putting Cam Newton on blast for his "corny" jokes and the audacity of literally patting himself on the back mid-date—talk about main character energy! 🏈📈 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on driverless semi-trucks hitting the streets of Long Beach and the debate over whether robots should be taking over for our hard-working theos. 🚛🤖 We also break down how you can secure a $95 bag from Apple’s latest $250 million settlement over those "lying" Siri features that never actually worked. 🍏💰 Finally, we check the vitals on a terrifying Hantavirus outbreak hitting cruise ships and making its way right back here to California. 🚢🦠

[Edited by @iamdyre 🦠]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(4:16) Homie Helpline

(25:19) Money Moves

(28:24) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:24) Brown Bag Mornings Investigates

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The crew attempts to navigate the "freaky territory" of Penelope's relationship, where her man is insisting that a former "play cousin" hookup becomes his official godmother for his confirmation. Between the holy drama, the squad roasts Dennis Rodman's ex-wife for pawning his legendary jerseys for a lowball price and debates the "Espírito Santos" plan to save Spirit Airlines with a logo of Jesus.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Chisme

(6:28) Rap Sheet

(9:12) Petty Police

(14:12) Scrolling

(17:45) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:56) Homie Helpline

(57:24) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(1:00:31) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:04:20) Chisme

(1:06:26) Money Moves

(1:09:50) Studious Foo

(1:12:30) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline reaches a new level of "tricky territory" as Penelope deals with a man who wants his 10-years-older "play cousin"—who he definitely has a past with—to be his official Madrina. We’re also hearing the ultimate betrayal from caller Diana, whose ex-man had the audacity to use her car and gas to go cheat with a "friend" from the third grade. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are breaking down the community mission to save Spirit Airlines with a "Spirit 2.0" model and a logo potentially featuring Jesus. If you love soccer, we’ve got the details on a $50,000 gig where your only job is watching all 104 World Cup matches—as long as you can handle the 39-day grind without bathroom breaks. Plus, we’re recapping the viral Mother’s Day song that perfectly captures every kid’s "Venmo me $20" energy and giving away tickets to the LA County Fair. We also check in on the Raiders' rookie QB skipping the White House and the 100,000 sterile mosquitoes being released in the OC.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📍]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:04) Scrolling

(6:33) Homie Helpline

(23:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:09) Money Moves

(30:32) Play Ball

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[Full Episode] The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline featuring stories of family ghosts and a woman who "drugged her grandma" with a Xanax bar just to safely break the news of a family death. Between the family drama, the crew investigates why Michael Jackson was allegedly "player hating" on Jay-Z over an obsession with Beyonce.

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(2:34) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(4:21) Homie Helpline

(26:28) Shot Roulette

(30:23) Don't You Know I'm Local

(34:21) Chisme

(38:23) Rap Sheet

(40:55) Money Moves

(45:04) Studious Foo

(48:30) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline gets incredibly heavy as we help Danny navigate a three-year-old family secret regarding his aunt's death and his father's weak heart. 🤐💔 Things take a shocking turn when a caller admits to "drugging" her grandma with a Xanax bar just to deliver bad news without a heart attack! 💊😱 We’re also breaking down the Stefan Diggs trial where his personal chef is suing for unpaid wages while exposing a house full of "clapping" and matching outfits with baby mamas. 👩‍🍳💸 Don’t You Know I’m Local, o we are investigating the Pacific Palisades arsonist who was obsessed with the "CEO killer" before burning down the hills. 🚒🔥

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(4:09) Petty Police

(7:08) Homie Helpline

(25:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:57) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad holds a high-stakes intervention on the Homie Helpline to decide if Marisol should pay off her brother’s $1,000 bookie debt or let his parents cancel his graduation party. Between the drama, the crew mourns the sudden death of Spirit Airlines and celebrates Concrete’s epic "Aztec Warrior" moment introducing the Benavidez fight in Las Vegas.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(6:22) Rap Sheet

(9:15) Petty Police

(12:13) Scrolling

(15:38) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:16) Homie Helpline

(36:26) Past Weekend Recap

(44:13) May The 4th Be With You ⭐

(49:00) Chisme

(52:22) Box Talk

(57:06) Money Moves

(1:02:56) Studious Foo

(1:05:44) Play Ball

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The energy is electric as the crew recaps Concrete’s "Aztec warrior" moment introducing the main event fighters in Vegas for Cinco de Mayo weekend! 🥊🔥 We hit a heavy Homie Helpline for Marisol, whose 21-year-old "degenerate gambler" brother is down $1,000 to a bookie and begging for a secret bailout to save his graduation party. 🎲📉 The squad also breaks down the viral sighting of Selena Gomez and Becky G at Santee Alley, debating if a "top-tier baddie" collab is finally on the way. 👗✨ We’re diving into the "Japanese Jordan" hype surrounding Rui Hachimura’s playoff performance and investigating why moms-to-be need to start eating more eggs for their baby's brain power. 🏀

[Edited by @iamdyre 🪨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:23) Scrolling

(6:44) Homie Helpline

(21:38) Box Talk

(26:24) Studious Foo

(29:11) Play Ball

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The squad holds an emergency intervention for Leo, a "gym bro" who wants to ditch his loyal partner of ten years for a "hoe phase" before he officially becomes an "unc". Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Billboard for a massive teleprompter fail that led to Teyana Taylor accepting an award in a hoodie and sweats with a side of legendary sass.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:48) Chisme

(4:25) Rap Sheet

(6:19) Petty Police

(12:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:52) Homie Helpline

(42:22) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(44:44) Don't You Know I'm Local

(47:48) Chisme

(49:53) Rap Sheet

(51:56) Box Talk

(56:02) Studious Foo

(59:51) Play Ball

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The crew is live from Las Vegas breaking down Teyana Taylor’s legendary hoodie-and-sweats response to Billboard’s teleprompter disaster. 🎰🧥 We’re hitting a heated Homie Helpline for Leo, who is fighting "demons" and wanting to leave his 10-year relationship just because he finally lost weight and got some "rizz". 🏋️‍♂️😈 Ray Ray calls in from prison to give some "A1" advice on whether Leo should stay home or embrace his inner dog. ⛓️📱 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re warning you about the "sharky summer" hitting SoCal beaches and debunking those scary DMV immigration data rumors. 🦈🛂 Plus, the squad investigates the Max Martin secret behind Justin Timberlake’s "May" obsession and places their group bets on the Benavidez fight. 🥊💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 🌴]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(4:19) Petty Police

(7:47) Homie Helpline

(23:12) Don't You Know I'm Local

(26:14) Box Talk

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The "studious fools" tackle a heavy Homie Helpline where a drunken car fight led to an aunt calling ICE on her sister’s boyfriend, sparking a massive debate on family loyalty and "snitch" rewards. Between the drama, the crew roasts Klay Thompson for acting "nonchalant" on a boat after his breakup and investigates a viral seagull screeching competition where humans are dressing up as "raccoons of the sea."

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥦]

Chapters

(00:00) Box Talk

(2:36) Chisme

(6:01) Rap Sheet

(8:49) Scrolling

(11:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:30) Homie Helpline

(42:52) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(44:53) Chisme

(50:10) Rap Sheet

(53:09) Money Moves

(56:51) Studious Foo

(1:01:12) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the ultimate family betrayal as a caller reveals his aunt contacted ICE following a physical altercation between family members. 😱⚖️ We’re joined by an immigration paralegal who breaks down the "evil" intention behind calling authorities directly and why these actions change a person's trajectory forever. 🏥🚔 Over in the world of petty, Slim Thug is caught switching up his "Houston thirst" for Megan Thee Stallion, while Klay Thompson is out here driving boats to mask the pain of his recent breakup. 🛥️💔 Plus, the crew discusses Jay-Z’s evolution in emotional intelligence and the importance of being an authentic "old head" in hip-hop. 🎤💎 We are also broadcasting live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where Concrete’s dad, Poppy, is stealing the spotlight in the press room! 🎰🥊 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so make sure you check your mail because hundreds of millions in California inflation relief money is set to expire at midnight! 💸💳

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥦]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Homie Helpline

(27:35) Money Moves

(24:36) Rap Sheet

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The crew holds a high-stakes middle school intervention on the Homie Helpline for 13-year-old Ana Lisia, whose attempt to "shoot her shot" with a "huzz" led to her getting blocked and fighting with her gay bestie. Between the playground drama, the squad investigates King Charles’ petty tug-of-war handshake with Trump and the viral sardine fast that has girls smelling like fish for the sake of "glowy skin".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:52) Chisme

(6:36) Petty Police

(10:44) Scrolling

(12:58) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(14:42) Homie Helpline

(31:41) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(36:01) Don't You Know I'm Local

(40:12) Chisme

(42:59) Rap Sheet

(48:10) Money Moves

(52:55) Studious Foo

(55:35) Play Ball

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The squad is diving into the absolute audacity of an OC man who tried to secure free gas by telling a clerk that money isn't a "contract of reality." ⛽🧠 The Homie Helpline gets emotional for 13-year-old Analysia, whose bestie ghosted her after she got rejected and blocked by her crush. 💔📱 Things get fishy as we investigate the viral "sardine fast" and why girls are eating straight out of the can just for "glowy skin." 🐟✨ Concrete Storm hits us with a "thong sandal" weather report while we expose Dodgers pitcher Blake Snell’s secret 2012 rap career! 🎤⚾ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we're also breaking down those viral lo-fi Norteno beats and the "all-caps name" ticket loophole. 🆔🚔

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧢]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(4:08) Homie Helpline

(13:38) Don't You Know I'm Local

(17:47) Money Moves

(22:32) Play Ball

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The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother’s spare room to escape a wife whose "reckless mouth" has turned their seven-year marriage into a verbal battleground. Between the relationship drama, the crew roasts Jim Jones for his viral standoff at Lowe's and investigates Ray J’s claims that Kris Jenner handpicked the "hits" from a three-tape sex tape trilogy.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💎]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(6:14) Chisme

(8:11) Petty Police

(12:40) Scrolling

(14:30) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:47) Homie Helpline

(40:36) Chris Brown/Usher Tickets!

(42:47) Don't You Know I'm Local

(46:13) Chisme

(50:21) Taylor Swift

(52:25) Movie Talk

(56:42) Stagecoach

(59:11) Money Moves

(1:04:40) Studious Foo

(1:07:22) Play Ball

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The crew breaks down Jim Jones’ viral showdown at Lowe's after a manager refused to honor a $78 sale price on locks, leading to a police standoff and some legendary petty recording. 🔒📸 We dive into a heavy Homie Helpline for Mario, who is moving into his brother's house to escape his wife’s verbal abuse and see if "tough love" can actually save a seven-year marriage. 🏠💊 The squad also reacts to WWE’s Joe Hendry getting a whole stadium to sing a "fire Logan Paul" anthem and roasts Vic for his Tesla speeding habits. 🎤🚫 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are sounding the alarm on the CHP’s 24-hour "Maximum Enforcement Period" currently targeting speed demons across California! 🚔💨 Finally, we check out the Raiders’ new "Tokyo Toe" kicker who taught himself on YouTube and highlight the top five money mistakes you're definitely making in your 30s. 💸🏈

[Edited by @iamdyre 💵]

Chapters

(00:00) Petty Police

(6:20) Homie Helpline

(24:45) Don't You Know I'm Local

(28:10) Money Moves

(33:38) Play Ball

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The crew attempts to navigate a messy Homie Helpline for Lalo, a "repeat offender" who accidentally hooked up with his gym partner's sister during a threesome with his toxic ex. Between the relationship drama, the squad roasts Megan Thee Stallion dumping Klay Thompson over "light-skinned brother activities" and investigates the "ancient secret" of why women are rinsing their underwear in the shower.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧟‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:48) Petty Police

(14:00) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:05) Homie Helpline

(38:48) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(44:21) Don't You Know I'm Local

(49:18) Chisme

(53:19) Rap Sheet

(57:23) Money Moves

(1:00:18) Studious Foo

(1:05:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the high-stakes news of Cole Thomas Allen’s failed shooting attempt at the White House dinner and Trump’s heated interview where he blasted a reporter for reading the shooter's manifesto. We’re mediating a "crazy" Homie Helpline where Lalo hooked up with his ex and a mystery girl who turned out to be his gym bro's sister, leading to a debate on whether to "take it to the grave". NBA star Brandon Ingram learns a tough lesson after calling GloRilla "annoying" to the press, resulting in a public "lighting up" and a change in behavior. Megan Thee Stallion officially dumps Klay Thompson for "light-skinned brother activities" and refusing to be monogamous after nine months of dating. Finally, the crew gets heated over the LA Rams GM wearing a Colorado Avalanche jersey in the middle of an LA playoff series, sparking a "sellout" vs. "owner loyalty" debate.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(5:41) Petty Police

(9:07) Homie Helpline

(25:27) Chisme

(29:22) Play Ball

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The squad holds a high-stakes intervention for Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose coworkers are threatening to tie him up and take him to a strip club because he’s never even held a girl’s hand—unless you count his teacher back in the day. Between the dating disaster stories, the crew investigates why inmates in an Atlanta federal prison are ready to riot over the production of the new Superman movie messing up their commissary routine.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👹]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:19) Rap Sheet

(5:49) Petty Police

(8:50) Scrolling

(12:39) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(13:36) Homie Helpline

(40:30) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(42:29) Chisme

(45:01) Rap Sheet

(47:11) Money Moves

(50:20) Studious Foo

(53:07) Play Ball

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The squad dives into the viral TikTok trend where kids are trying to see how far they can "juke" security guards inside Scientology buildings before getting kicked out. We’re hitting the Homie Helpline to help Boogie, a 21-year-old construction worker whose "Platinum V-card" has made him the target of his coworkers' jokes. From a caller who spent $100 in Mexico to lose his virginity to a "baddy" Latina DJ who admits she’s actually hunting for nerdy guys, the advice is flying wild today. We also break down the high-stakes drama of a US soldier facing prison for using classified intel to win $400,000 on a betting app. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are wrapping up with the absolute chaos of the NFL Draft, including the Philadelphia Eagles stealing a local star right out of the Steelers' hands! 🏈🏴‍☠️

[Edited by @iamdyre 🏴‍☠️]

Chapters

(00:00) Scrolling

(3:50) Homie Helpline

(23:02) Money Moves

(26:11) Play Ball

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The "studious fools" play matchmaker on the Homie Helpline, successfully hooking up a throuple-dodging "koala bear" named Anthony with a fan-favorite caller from last week. Between the romance, the squad exposes JetBlue’s accidental admission that they use your "cookies" to hike up flight prices and reveals the surprisingly dark drug meaning behind Dem Franchize Boyz’ biggest hit.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🥠]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:54) Chisme

(7:44) Rap Sheet

(11:54) Petty Police

(19:39) Scrolling

(22:57) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(24:17) Homie Helpline

(50:26) Chris Brown/Usher Tix!

(55:16) Love on the Spectrum

(57:26) Don't You Know I'm Local

(58:35) Chisme

(1:02:04) Rap Sheet

(1:04:26) Money Moves

(1:07:21) Studious Foo

(1:09:31) Play Ball

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The Homie Helpline turns into a live dating show as Anthony ditches his thripple-seeking boyfriend to link up with Jesus for some "peculiar parts" and LA adventures! 👬🎡 Concrete puts $100 on the line for anyone who can spot his "pivotal" background cameo in the infamous 2017 Tupac biopic. 🎥💰 We’re breaking down the graphic autopsy update in the Celeste Rivas case as her singer boyfriend prepares to face a judge for the "Tesla frunk" murder. ⚖️🥀 JetBlue gets caught admitting they hike up ticket prices based on your cookies, and MrBeast is offering a million dollars to anyone who can eat an entire grocery store. ✈️🍪 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we're also sounding the alarm on the invasive Asian jumping worms currently invading California soil!

[Edited by @iamdyre ✈️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:46) Rap Sheet

(7:56) Scrolling

(11:13) Homie Helpline

(23:50) Chisme

(27:13) Money Moves

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The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards.

(3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants.

(6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life".

(8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex.

(12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing.

(16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields.

(45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws

(46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix!

(56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money.

(1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors.

(1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts.

(1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva.

(1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets.

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The squad gets way too personal as Vic reveals a tragic Mexico "shart" story involving white high-top Air Forces and some bad luck. 👟💩 We’re diving into the "Rihanna Kush" rumors after Jonah Hill claimed her stash made his friend poop her pants at a bar! 🌿💨 On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Jeremy—who’s out here making "wind money"—tries to choose between his ride-or-die ex, his baby mama, and a "baddie" who doesn't know his past. 💸👰 Angel Reese gets petty on Instagram after her current man dunks on her ex, and the crew debates if she’s taking the "W" or staying stuck in the past. 🏀🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re also breaking down why LAUSD is snatching iPads away from kids to "build character" with missing book pages. 📚📵 Finally, we roast the NBA’s cheapest owner, "El Cheapo," for banning free playoff t-shirts and making players check out of hotels early to save a buck! 🏨📉

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:10) Petty Police

(6:40) Homie Helpline

(20:59) Don't You Know I'm Local

(24:50) Money Moves

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We’re breaking down Drake’s "Iceman" era as fans go feral in Canada trying to melt his frozen album secrets with fire and hammers. 🧊🔥 The Homie Helpline gets intense for Lucas, a reformed "squabbler" whose in-laws are using "selective morality" to judge his past while they don't even have driving licenses themselves! 🏎️🤡 We also dive into the Hollywood McDonald’s drama where Ice Spice reportedly got "mixed slapped" during a late-night fries run that might just be a wild marketing stunt. 🍟🥊 Concrete Storm delivers a rhyming forecast through the rain, and we celebrate the crews keeping the streets safe for National Work Zone Awareness Week. 🚧🧡 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so you know we're holding it down for the workers and the streets of LA! 💯

[Edited by @iamdyre ⛅]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(3:33) Scrolling

(7:01) Homie Helpline

(26:07) Rap Sheet

(30:49) Don't You Know I'm Local

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The squad tries to stop Lucas from "watching his mouse" and squaring up with his girlfriend’s judgmental family, who keep hating on his new Dodge Charger despite their own questionable driving statuses. Meanwhile, the crew roasts Travis Barker for publicly sucking on Kourtney Kardashian’s toes for her birthday and investigates why Drake is making fans use sledgehammers on giant blocks of ice in Canada to find his album release date.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local

(2:23) Chisme

(4:47) Rap Sheet

(8:18) Petty Police

(12:24) Scrolling

(12:24) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:08) Homie Helpline

(55:48) Chris Brown & Usher Tickets!

(1:00:33) Rap Sheet

(1:05:16) Chisme

(1:08:09) Don't You Know I'm Local

(1:10:37) Studious Foo

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[Full Episode] The squad tackles a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend has been taking secret jail calls from his "knucklehead" brother to hear him vent about his side pieces behind bars. Between the family crash out the crew investigates Birdman’s viral explanation for kissing Lil Wayne on the lips and roasts Nike for claiming that walkers at the Boston Marathon are merely "tolerated".

[Edited by @iamdyre 🚕]

Chapters
(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in a thin Temecula backyard.

(2:39) Chisme: The singer boyfriend of Celeste Rivas is finally arrested after her body was found in a Tesla.

(5:40) Rap Sheet: Birdman explains his "father-son" bond and why he kissed Lil Wayne.

(9:29) Petty Police: Nike faces backlash for "Walkers Tolerated" posters, prompting Hoka and Altra to clap back.

(12:35) Scrolling: Viral audio of pilots meowing and asking air traffic control about Fetty Wap.

(15:13) Monday Mashup

(17:20) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(18:23) Homie Helpline: Diego’s girl gets caught taking secret jail calls from his brother.

(46:28) Usher/Chris Brown Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew take credit for a Simi Valley explosion.

(51:05) Chisme: Cardi B goes on a backstage rant against disrespectful venue staff in Atlanta.

(54:25) Rap Sheet: The crew shares "almost drowned" stories and Gucci Mane reunites with the woman who saved him.

(57:48) Money Moves: A small business owner loses $20,000 in a Coachella "Justin Bieber team" scam.

(1:00:54) Studious Foo: China invents a "toilet seat" driver's seat for those stuck in heavy traffic.

(1:03:23) Play Ball: Brock Lesnar’s emotional retirement and John Cena’s "awkward" return at Wrestlemania.

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The squad is breaking down Birdman’s emotional defense of his "father-son" bond with Lil Wayne and debating the boundaries of parental affection. 👄 We’re hitting a messy Homie Helpline for Diego, whose girlfriend is taking secret jail calls from his brother behind his back! 📞🚔 Nike catches heat from the Petty Police for their "Walkers tolerated" signs at the Boston Marathon, sparking a hilarious brand war with Hoka and Altra. 🏃‍♂️💨 Plus, Vic reports live from a wild WrestleMania weekend in Vegas where Brock Lesnar unexpectedly retired and John Cena gave fans a serious case of "deja vu." 🤼‍♂️✨ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we also investigate the "silent" dangers of drowning and why a Coachella rental owner is out four electric vehicles after a "Belieber" fraud went south! 🏎️💨

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Rap Sheet

(03:52) Petty Police

(06:56) Homie Helpline

(23:00) Rap Sheet

(29:28) Play Ball

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Jesus decide if he should "rat out" his toxic sneaky link for giving him an STD after a secret cruise. They also investigate RFK Jr.’s "serial killer" roadkill journal and a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years just to avoid small talk with her neighbors.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Baby owls are falling from the sky in Redondo Beach.

(4:00) Chisme: RFK Jr. fesses up to cutting up road-killed raccoons to "study" them.

(8:42) Petty Police: A woman in Spain fakes blindness for 28 years to avoid talking to people.

(12:37) Scrolling: The crew debates the "crunchy" lifestyle and using baking soda as toothpaste.

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:13) Homie Helpline: Jesus debates exposing his "sneaky link" after a secret cruise and an STD.

(50:54) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(53:26) Chisme: Cardi B responds to a fan crying to 'WAP' during funeral makeup prep.

(57:54) Rap Sheet: The secret Tupac lyrics for Mike Tyson's original walkout music.

(59:43) Money Moves: Tapatio’s massive buyout and why Ozempic users are buying more hot sauce.

(1:02:02) Studious Foo: The Earth is halfway through its life and having a midlife crisis.

(1:06:06) Play Ball: LeBron’s former teammate Damon Jones faces prison for an NBA betting scam.

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The crew is back to break down the disturbing roadkill journal entries of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. involving raccoons and baby bears. 🐻 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a caller named Jesus discovers his "sneaky link" Alejandro was hiding a main partner, a secret cruise, and a nasty STD. 🛳️💊 Plus, the squad debates the "crunchy" lifestyle—from baking soda toothpaste to organic sodas—and why being eco-friendly has become so annoying to everyone else. 🌿 We also investigate the $100K gambling betrayal of LeBron James’ former teammate and why the Earth is officially hitting its midlife crisis with only 5 billion years left to live. 🌎🔥 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are keeping you updated on why Ozempic users are single-handedly driving up the massive buyout price of Tapatio hot sauce! 🌶️💸

[Edited by @iamdyre 😶‍🌫️]

Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:27) Petty Police

(7:20) Scrolling

(12:43) Homie Helpline

(22:52) Chisme

(27:20) Money Moves

(33:42) Play Ball

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The crew attempt to untangle a "Ponzi scheme" on the Homie Helpline after a dad asks for his baby mama’s tax return while hiding a secret history of child support delinquency. Between the family drama, the squad roasts Lamar Odom for admitting his marriage to Khloe Kardashian was a "power trip" and investigates why Gen Z is developing "balloon knots" from scrolling on the toilet for too long.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: California's potential ban on "fatal" artificial stone countertops.

(3:55) Chisme: Khloe Kardashian’s fury over Lamar Odom's "power trip" documentary reveal.

(7:06) Rap Sheet: Rick Ross claims fans are too "disgruntled" to sing Drake’s parts anymore.

(9:38) Petty Police: A dump truck driver returns trash to a client who refused to pay.

(13:58) Scrolling: The Virgin Mary makes a viral appearance on a stuffed chile in Mexico.

(17:55) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:12) Homie Helpline: Tax return battle and his "boiler room" child support situation.

(54:55) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:29) Don't You Know I'm Local: Revealing the moonwalk and "the lean" were actually born in the streets of Los Angeles.

(59:23) Chisme: Selena’s brother A.B. Quintanilla’s public rant against impersonators.

(1:02:43) Rap Sheet: The "uncanny" casting of Jonathan Davis as Snoop Dogg for 2027.

(1:06:22) Money Moves: Live Nation and Ticketmaster’s billion-dollar jury verdict over hidden fees.

(1:10:23) Studious Foo: Why scrolling on the toilet is giving 18-to-30-year-olds "balloon knot" hemorrhoids.

(1:13:35) Play Ball: LaMelo Ball’s massive fine for injuring Bam Adebayo and punching Hugo the Mascot.

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Khloe Kardashian is officially "crashing out" after learning her ex Lamar Odom admitted to marrying her just for the fame and lifestyle in his new documentary. 📉 We’re diving deep into the mess after she did the whole project for free as a favor only to be called a "step to power"! 🐍 Then, in a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Munchies wants to know if he's entitled to $1,000 of his baby mama's tax return since he’s been volunteering child support and paying for daycare. 🍼💰 We also get petty with a dump truck driver who returned a literal pile of trash to a client’s driveway over an unpaid bill. 🚛💩 Plus, the "balloon knot" crisis is real—find out why scrolling on the toilet is giving Gen Z massive health issues! 📱🧻 Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are keeping it raw with Snoop Dogg biopic casting and the war against Ticketmaster fees! 🎤🎟️

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Chapters

(00:00) Chisme

(3:12) Petty Police

(7:30) Homie Helpline

(22:09) Rap Sheet

(25:51) Money Moves

(29:51) Studious Foo

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The squad mediates a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Liberty, whose Marine brother is speed-running into a marriage after two months for those "Wikiki Papy" housing benefits. Between the barracks drama, the crew roasts Alex Cooper's passive-aggressive Instagram war with Alex Earl and investigates why an LA medical examiner was caught pocketing gold chains from the deceased.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🔨]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Debunking the NASA "fake" splashdown and Victor Glover’s Pomona hero's welcome.

(4:10) Rap Sheet: Wu-Tang Clan and Sade finally get their flowers.

(6:15) Petty Police: The "white girl drama" between Alex Cooper and Alex Earl.

(10:18) Scrolling: Decoding the confusing "You are the Birthday" viral trend.

(13:54) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:38) Homie Helpline: Liberty’s 23-year-old Marine brother marrying a vacation hookup for benefits.

(41:58) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(44:49) Don't You Know I'm Local: An LA medical examiner gets busted for stealing gold from the dead.

(47:26) Chisme: Shaq gets labeled a "creepy Theo" for flirting with a TMZ reporter.

(50:46) Rap Sheet: Cardi B plans to ditch English for a full Spanish album.

(54:35) Money Moves: How to trade your old "veiny" baseball bats for cash at Dick’s Sporting Goods.

(58:31) Studious Foo: Why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys.

(1:01:36) Play Ball: Roasting the LA Chargers for their "99-cent bolt" social media job salary

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The squad hits the Petty Police to break down the "Call Her Daddy" vs. Alex Earl drama where passive-aggressive subliminals turned into a full-blown Instagram callout. We dive into a high-stakes Homie Helpline to decide if a 2-month Hawaii romance is a "when you know, you know" situation or just a play to get out of the military barracks. The crew also investigates the "perfect crime" of an LA medical examiner stealing gold from the dead and roasts Shaq for his "creepy Theo" flirty diversion with a TMZ reporter. Between the drama, we test out the confusing "you are the birthday" trend and debate why women are evolutionarily obsessed with "fixing" bad boys. Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we are also debunking the "fake" NASA splashdown and laughing at Vic’s "astronaut jump" running style.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS: 

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(04:05) Petty Police 

(08:08) Scrolling 

(11:43) Homie Helpline 

(23:14) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(25:50) Chisme

(29:05) Money Moves 

(32:42) Studious Fools

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The squad breaks down the ultimate petty flex as Manny Pacquiao buys out Mayweather’s Hollywood gym and rebrands it "Pacquiao Prime." 🥊🔥 We’re diving into a messy Homie Helpline where a rapper boyfriend is literally crying because his girl reposted a Justin Bieber TikTok on her "spam" account. 😭📱 Shaq gets put on blast for being a "creepy uncle" after trying to buy an engagement ring for a couple arguing at a Pacers game. 🏀👀 We also check in on the "21 times a month" challenge to beat cancer and celebrate the LAUSD strike being officially averted! 🏫✅ Don’t You Know I’m Local, so we’re even warning you about the "diarrhea virus" currently tearing through the streets of SoCal! 🚽🩹

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Don’t You Know I’m Local 

(03:57) Rap Sheet 

(07:32) Petty Police 

(11:51) Scrolling 

(15:57) Homie Helpline 

(24:30) Don't You Know I'm Local

(27:59) Studious Foo

(30:50) Play Ball

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The crew stage an intervention for Nancy, a 24-year-old "baddy" whose insecure rapper boyfriend thinks she’s "sneaking around" with Justin Bieber because of a two-year-old TikTok repost. The squad also breaks down Manny Pacquiao’s ultimate petty move of buying out Floyd Mayweather’s gyms and investigates the soulful hustle of a Door Dash driver making bank by putting her feet in delivery photos.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👨‍🦱]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: "SWAT Cafe" Michelin guide social media fail.

(4:07) Chisme: Pete Davidson’s questionable "creepy dad" parenting jokes.

(6:59) Rap Sheet: J. Cole’s zero-point basketball debut and visa drama in China.

(10:33) Petty Police: Manny Pacquiao rebrands Mayweather’s gyms to "Pacquiao Prime".

(14:52) Scrolling: Shaq’s "creepy uncle" intervention for an arguing couple at a Pacers game.

(20:16) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(21:36) Homie Helpline: Nancy’s "first baddy" boyfriend and the Justin Bieber TikTok crisis.

(50:10) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(56:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The LAUSD strike is averted at the last minute.

(59:41) Money Moves: Boosting Door Dash tips by including feet in the delivery confirmation photos.

(1:04:58) Studious Foo: The "F Cancer" challenge: 21 times a month for prostate health.

(1:07:50) Play Ball: Teammates make WNBA history.
 

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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Aussie, who "trauma bonded" with his late best friend’s sister—only for his fiancé to invite her to be a bridesmaid. Between the wedding drama, the crew roasts a Riverside Sergeant caught swiping on Tinder just feet away from an armed SWAT standoff.

[Edited by @iamdyre 👻] (RIP DJ AM!)

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: The SWAT snitch

(4:08) Chisme: Travis Barker discusses plane crash with Ryan Garcia

(6:33) Petty Police: Hunter Biden accepts fight against Donald Trump Jr

(10:30) Scrolling: The crew survives Coachella

(14:50) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(17:25) Monday Mashup

(19:38) Homie Helpline

(39:24) Snoop Dogg Tickets!

(46:19) Coachella Controversy/Recap

(57:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: Update on LAUSD strikes

(1:01:02) Studious Foo: Scientists develop special underwear

(1:04:34) Play Ball: 10th anniversary of Kobe Bryant's final game

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The squad is back and looking "wonky" after surviving the Coachella dust storms and flying tents that turned the campgrounds into a graveyard for gear., We’re breaking down the wild news of Hunter Biden accepting a cage match challenge from YouTuber Andrew Callahan to fight Don Jr. and Eric Trump—and he’s not even asking for cash as payment!, On a high-stakes Homie Helpline, Aussie reveals he hooked up with his late best friend's sister to "cope," and now his bride-to-be wants her in the wedding party.

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:00) Petty Police

(03:59) Scrolling

(8:15) Homie Helpline

(20:24) Coachella Breakdown

(26:42) Don't You Know I'm Local

(30:25) Play Ball

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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help Art decide if he should "check" his recently single 61-year-old father for leaving heart-eye emojis on his girlfriend's bikini photos. The crew also break down Young Thug’s bizarre university metaphor involving a cow, a bird, and a cat that somehow explains the cold reality of street loyalty and "silent" success.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📇]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Artemis 2 moon mission

(3:07) Rap Sheet: Drake's 8-minute literature voice notes

(6:05) Petty Police: Gucci Mane's diss track and robbery details

(10:36) Scrolling: Struggling live acapella performance goes viral

(13:25) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(15:35) Homie Helpline: Art's dad thirsty bikini comments

(34:37) Six Flags Tickets!

(38:12) Chisme: Diddy's first amendment legal defense

(40:01) Rap Sheet: Young Thug's "bird and cow poop" life metaphor

(43:57) Money Moves: Making millions in GTA 6

(46:31) Studious Foo: Why falling in public makes you more likeable

(49:39) Play Ball: Drafted singles dating night at Dodger Stadium

(51:37) Interview with SEIU Local 99

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We’re breaking down the ultimate boundary-crosser: Art’s dad leaving heart-eye emojis on his girl’s bikini pics! 😱 The squad debates Diddy’s wild legal defense of his “freakoffs” and Amerie’s viral singing struggle that has everyone trying the "One Thing" challenge. 🎤 Young Thug delivers a university lecture for the ages involving cow poop and birds that—believe it or not—actually makes a lot of sense. 🐄💩 We also dive into the million-dollar hustle of GTA 6 and a new study proving that falling on your face might actually be your new Rizz. ✨

CHAPTERS/TIMESTAMPS

(00:02) Don't You Know I'm Local

(03:00) Scrolling

(06:00) Homie Helpline

(16:06) Chisme

(18:01) Rap Sheet

(21:21) Money Moves

(23:55) Studious Foo

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The crew hits the Homie Helpline to help Liz decide if she should ban her babysitter-required little brother from her Coachella girls' trip so he doesn't ruin her chances of meeting a guy. The crew also roasts Dr. Dre for admitting his perfectionist reputation was just a scam to buy time and investigates why Chuck-E-Cheese is suddenly dropping West Coast G-Funk baselines.

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Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Disgruntled worker lights warehouse fire

(4:30) Chisme: Nikki Glaser's wild husband fetish

(8:15) Rap Sheet: Dr Dre's perfectionist scam

(10:18) Petty Police: Cardi B brings out Lil Kim

(12:49) Scrolling: Chuck-E-Cheese's West Coast theme song

(15:07) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:56) Homie Helpline: Babysitting little brothers at Coachella

(41:00) Six Flags Tickets!

(47:25) Don't You Know I'm Local: In-N-Out refuses to deliver food

(51:26) Chisme: Cardi B and Offset's reunion ride

(54:44) Rap Sheet: Fetty Wap's million-dollar loyalty check

(57:03) Eminem Challenge

(1:00:09) Money Moves: Car seat trade-in coupon event

(1:03:29) Studious Foo: America's ridiculous tipping culture breaking point

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
😤 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” kicks off with a wild disgruntled employee situation in Ontario. 😳 Nikki Glaser has the internet debating after revealing she’s okay with her man cheating—and even likes it. 🎡 A viral Chuck E. Cheese clip has kids (and adults) acting different. 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast before 📞 the Homie Helpline gets real as Liz debates ditching her little brother to fully enjoy Coachella. 💔 Cardi B might be spinning the block again, and fans are watching closely. 💸 Plus, Californians are getting called out for being the worst tippers.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(04:16) Chismation
(07:54) Scrolling
(10:10) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(11:42) Homie Helpline
(22:44) Chismation
(25:53) Studious Foo

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The crew dives into a suspicious Homie Helpline for Chloe, who discovered her real estate agent boyfriend has a Batman phone with a contact saved as "Don't Answer". Between relationship interventions, the squad debates if Cardi B’s grandmother was actually possessed or just medical-condition-human and roasts 50 Cent’s massive $75 million Hulu docuseries deal.

[Edited by @iamdyre 📲]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Southwest banning multiple lithium chargers

(2:48) Chisme: Cardi B's possessed grandma lie

(7:29) Rap Sheet: 50 Cent's $75M Hulu documentary

(9:43) Petty Police: CM Punk roasts WWE corporate

(14:24) Scrolling: Scaring toddlers with "Jessica" name

(17:59) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:15) Homie Helpline: The secret Batman phone drama

(40:29) Six Flags Tickets!

(46:01) Don't You Know I'm Local: Human skull found during easter

(48:58) Chisme: Karol G's topless Playboy art

(51:50) Rap Sheet: Offset's Florida shooing snitch rumors

(54:26) Money Moves: J Cole's Chinese basketball stint

(56:45) Studious Foo: Matching heart rates for friends

(1:03:19) Play Ball: Canelo heads to university

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
🤯 Cardi B reveals a wild lie she believed growing up, and it gets the room sharing their own stories. ♟️ Petty Police delivers elite-level petty that proves some people are just built different. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets intense as Chloe finds a second phone with a suspicious contact—now it’s shady vs insecure. 💀 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” takes a dark turn after a human skull is found during an Easter egg hunt. 💃 Sofía Vergara inspires Karol G in a bold “girl power” moment that has everyone talking. 🎤 And the latest on Offset and Lil Tjay keeps the rap world on edge.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:02) Chismation
(04:35) Petty Police
(09:24) Homie Helpline
(20:43) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(23:33) Chismation
(26:23) Rapsheet

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The squad stages a high-stakes Homie Helpline for Ashley, who feels like a "single mother in a relationship" while battling a suegra/mother-in-law who tries to snatch babies during Happy Birthday. Between the family warfare, the crew investigate why Shaq is launching a 24-person dunk league because NBA stars are too "scared" to give fans a real show.

[Edited by @iamdyre 🧍‍♂️]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LASD car seat safety memes

(3:23) Chisme: Lamar Odom calls Khloe cap

(7:45) Rap Sheet: Lil Nas X mental health and rom-com exits

(10:50) Petty Police: Pay-to-lurk Instagram story subscriptions

(14:15) Scrolling: Co-host dating rumors and "sus-ness"

(18:02) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(19:52) Homie Helpline: Ashley's boundary-less suegra drama

(44:50) Six Flags Tickets!

(49:10) Don't You Know I'm Local: FBI academy- recruitment for high school "narcs".

(52:08) Chisme: Offset's Florida casino shooting drama

(56:30) Rap Sheet: Offset continued

(58:31) Money Moves: SZA's six-figure "holding fee" rumors

(1:00:58) Studious Foo: Scientific proof of "man flu"

(1:05:03) Play Ball: Shaq's new professional dunk league

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
🚨 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” highlights a wild sheriff moment that has people side-eyeing authority. 😤 Lamar Odom fires back at Khloé, calling her out over claims involving his dad. 📱 Instagram might be exposing the lurkers with a new subscription feature that shows deeper analytics. 🌌 A viral astronaut video has flat earthers getting checked in real time. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets heavy as Ashley deals with a toxic mother-in-law and a partner who won’t step up. 💰 Getting paid to do nothing sounds fake—but it might be real. 🤒 And yes, “man flu” might actually be backed by science.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(03:12) Chismation
(07:39) Petty Police
(12:23) Scrolling
(14:48) Homie Helpline
(20:08) Money Moves
(22:40) Studious Foo

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The squad stages a "frozen" Homie Helpline for Derek, whose mom cancelled his sister’s 16th birthday party to drop the budget on a $2,000 "Jenny 69" full-face Botox and filler combo. Between the family drama, the crew breaks down a wild "Bull Nelson" altercation between J. Cole and Diddy that reportedly ended abruptly due to a leather thong sighting.

[Edited by @iamdyre 💉]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: Cemetery identity theft in Paris, California

(3:23) Chisme: Deadpool choreographer sues Sony over NSYNC dance

(6:09) Rap Sheet: Cardi B tells fans not to "bully" BIA

(7:58) Petty Police: Magnus Carlson snitches on opponent for a selfie

(10:58) Scrolling: Gen Z "Dominican Sisters" viral Michigan nun podcast

(15:11) The Weather W/ Concrete!

(16:42) Monday Mashup

(19:31) Homie Helpline: Mom cancels 16th birthday for botox/fillers

(35:58) Six Flags Tix!

(38:12) Don't You Know I'm Local: Whitney High School in Cerritos rankings

(41:37) Chisme: Savannah Guthrie's missing mom update

(46:45) Rap Sheet: J. Cole vs Diddy leather thong fight theory

(53:18) Money Moves: The empty egg bunny station strategy

(58:51) Studious Foo: Women dreaming of cheating partners vs. reality

(1:02:01) Play Ball: Vic jinxes Luka Dončić and Austin Reeves

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DESCRIPTION / SHOW NOTES:
😡 “Don’t You Know I’m Local” dives into a crazy funeral theft situation that has everyone heated. 🤦‍♂️ Deadpool and Fortnite catch heat over an *NSYNC dance, all thanks to one major hater move. 🎤 Cardi B surprisingly calls for peace, telling fans to back off BIA. ♟️ Petty Police reminds us pettiness is a strategy, not a reaction. 📱 Viral sisters take over the timeline with a whole new vibe, while 🌦️ Concrete Storm taps in with the forecast. 📞 The Homie Helpline gets deep as Derek debates saving his sister’s birthday after their mom spent the money on Botox instead. 🏫 Plus, a local school in Cerritos is being called one of the best, and 🎤 J. Cole vs TDE chatter starts heating up.

CHAPTERS / TIMESTAMPS:
(00:02) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(03:13) Chismation
(06:00) Rapsheet
(07:49) Petty Police
(10:48) Scrolling
(15:01) The Weather with Concrete Storm
(16:31) Homie Helpline
(21:24) Don’t You Know I’m Local
(24:58) Rapsheet

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